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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

Category: random thoughts

It’s one more, isn’t it?

Posted on 23 October, 2002 By Wil

Blatantly stolen from BBSpot, which should be okay because Brian is sort of a friend:

Reasons Steve from Dell Should be Fired
11. Michael Dell tired of hearing “Dude you’re getting a… you!”
10. Addiction to canned air becoming a real problem.
9. Was seen near the HP headquarters wearing a cow costume.
8. Too many girls are buying computers.
7. More “computer savvy” Wil Wheaton close to signing a deal.
6. Consumers feel Steve talks too high tech.
5. Bidding war with The McLaughlin Group quickly reaching stratosphere.
4. Simon Cowell thinks his performance is complete rubbish.
3. His MENSA wrap parties get too out of hand.
2. Keanu Reeves threatened identity theft lawsuit.
1. Market research show dude market completely saturated.

MoMove

Posted on 3 October, 2002 By Wil

Star Trek Dot Com has a review of the TNG con. They had some very nice things to say about my talk and stuff. 🙂
Fark also has this great Photoshop thingy going on, that’s really funny. Turns out it’s time for me to get a new shirt.

Thirsty?

Posted on 23 September, 2002 By Wil


Been a hectic morning. Cool story coming later today, I promise.

Chuck, Chuck, bo buck…

Posted on 9 September, 2002 By Wil

P-Funk

Posted on 6 September, 2002 By Wil

Man, you know what I hate?
When I’m running late, and I grab a pair of pants out of my dresser, and I don’t realize until it’s too late that they sat in the dryer too long, so they’re sort of funky smelling.
That’s right, I’m wearing my funky pants today.

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