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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

Category: WWdN in Exile

scalzi on fame

Posted on 1 April, 2008 By Wil

John Scalzi is doing this cool feature on Whatever where he takes lets readers ask him questions, to which he provides thoughtful and entertaining answers. I’ve thought about doing this (and did it for a brief time on Radio Free Burrito) but I’m not all that good at it, especially when John sets the bar as high as he does.

Today, he was asked a question about fame that goes something like this: ". . . you have the perfect type of fame. You are unlikely to be mobbed in the
streets, however, at certain places (ConFusion, for example, we were on
our way there when we had this discussion), you are among the most
famous, most recognized, and most well-respected people in the room. Do
you agree that this is the perfect fame level, or would being just a
little bit more, or even a little bit less, famous suit you better?"

In fact, it goes exactly like that, due to the power of copy and paste.

John’s answer is pretty much what I would say, if I were asked the same question:

I am famous in a very constrained and limited way, to a small number of
people, who have to go to a certain place at a certain time in order to
see me at all: usually a science fiction convention or a book signing.
Outside these constrained and limited circumstances, I am distinctly unfamous; indeed, as a late-thirties balding man of modest height, weight and physical attractiveness, I am practically invisible to
anyone under the age of 30, and visible to anyone over that age only to
the extent that they have to walk around me, or have to have some
limited amount of social interaction with me as we stand in a line or
some such.

I am not balding (yet) and I have the occasional "Hey, I think I know you from someplace . . . oh, you used to be an actor lulz!" thing, but for the most part, I, like John, have exactly the right amount of unfamousness. In fact, when I’m at a con, I never rise to the level of "most recognized, and most well-respected people in the room" because if I’m lucky, I’m standing in line to meet that person.

what if charles schulz created watchmen?

Posted on 1 April, 2008 By Wil

What if Charles Schulz Created Watchmen?

I saw this link on TotalFark this morning. It was created by Evan Shaner, whose mom says, "is a lovely, bright young man," who "should have been a pastor or a doctor."

On a whim I drew up a piece last week asking the question "What if Charles Schulz created the Watchmen?"
and holy crap I had no idea people were going to like it. I posted it
on Deviant Art and the darn thing spread like wildfire. So there you
go, I guess I should
draw more stuff based on jokes that might make Alan Moore angry. If you
Google my name you can find all the places this work has been brought
up, and most of them say something about Moore taking away the rights
from DC over this. Like he’s ever heard of me.

(But if you have Mr. Moore I love Tom Strong.  Please send more Tom Strong.)

If there is any justice in this damned world at all, it will storm the Internets like Mahir Rickrolling a LOLCat.

in which we get the band back together

Posted on 31 March, 2008 By Wil

Last night, Anne and I took our friend out to dinner for his birthday. We invited Nolan to come with us, but he said it would be "boring grown-up talking" and even though he loved us, he’d rather hang out at home.

Allow me to translate: "Wait, I can go with three lame adults to a restaurant, or I can stay home, listen to music as loud as I want, and play Xbox the whole time? You guys have fun, and don’t worry about hurrying back on my account."

When we pulled into the driveway after dinner, I could hear very loud rock music coming from the house.

"That sounds like Wave of Mutilation," I said. "I love that he’s listening to the Pixies!"

I opened the door, and saw that Nolan wasn’t just listening to the Pixies. He was playing the Pixies on Rock Band. The song ended as I closed the door behind me and walked into our living room.

Anne said, "Will you come back to our bedroom and help me fold clothes?"

"Yeah," I said. "I’ll be right there."

I turned to Nolan.

"What the hell?" I said.

At this point, I should back up a little bit. I ask Nolan to play Rock Band with me every day, and every day he says he doesn’t want to, because it’s not that fun for him. I know, I know, I’m doing my best to correct this egregious defect in his personality, but I think we all remember how clinically insane we all were when we were his age.

"What?" Nolan said, innocently.

"I ask you every day to play Rock Band with me, and you always say you don’t want to play because it isn’t fun."

He put the drumsticks in his lap — oh, yeah, he was playing drums, which is my instrument — and deadpanned "Well, I’m not having any fun."

"I’m personally hurt," I said as melodramatically as I could. I put my hand over my heart. I sniffed. I pushed out my bottom lip.

I sighed, heavily.

"Would you like to play together?" He said.

"Heck yes I would!"

I ran to the back of the house.

"Hey," I said to Anne, "Is it okay if –"

"Did you want to rock out together before we put away the clothes?"

"Yeah," I said, "Nolan and I were — wait. Together?"

"I need more cowbell," she said.

And that is how, for the next hour, the three of us played Rock Band. Together. On a school night.

in which my brother wins a contest and i am proud of him

Posted on 27 March, 2008 By Wil

Jeremy_wheaton_photography

My brother is a hell of a photographer, and is on the verge of turning his hobby into something much, much more.

He took this picture last year, and it instantly became one of my favorites. This morning, he told me that he’d recently entered it in a contest that had hundreds of other entries.

Last night, he totally won the GRAND PRIZE! His picture will be part of a traveling exhibit up in Montana, where he lives, and will be put on long-term display in one of the biggest banks in his small town. He says that the prize package is pretty cool, too: "My wife and I get to go to Yellowstone next winter, stay overnight in
the park, and get to go on one of those awesome snowcat bus thingys
that takes us to old faithful!"

I convinced Jeremy to release his winning image under a Creative
Commons license
, so WWdN readers could create awesome derivative works
from it. If you make something cool with it, let me know and I’ll link
to your creation in this post.

Jeremy’s only been seriously taking pictures for a few years. I know that I’m not an impartial observer here, but I think it’s pretty clear that he’s uncovered a hidden talent.

I’m really, really proud of him. Congratulations, Jeremy!

Click the image to embiggen at flickr. You may also want to follow links to Jer’s website and flickr stream.

Reader Contributions:

fatsvernon did this cool mashup of my work with my brother’s work.

Reader TB did a Fark-ish mashup of his own. Tennis, anyone?

N used Jer’s photo as the backdrop for a stick figure comic. It’s funny.

got hope?

Posted on 24 March, 2008 By Wil

Barack Obama Campaign Poster Illustration

I met Daniel M. Davis, owner of Steam Crow Press, when I was at the Phoenix Comicon. He’s an intensely creative guy, and as it turns out, a Barack Obama supporter, just like me. Daniel and I are working on something wonderful together, and during our conversation this morning, I asked him if I could share this poster he made with WWdN readers. We did the secret Obamamaniac handshake, and he said it would be cool.

You can click the image to go to the Steam Crow website, where there’s an embiggened version of the poster, as well as a ton of awesome illustrations, including some weird and wonderful monsters and other creatures who will follow you home.

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