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Hey nerds! My podcast, It's Storytime with Wil Whe Hey nerds! My podcast, It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton, comes back on OCTOBER 29, with a wonderful, creepy, unsettling horror story. 

You can subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. 

We also have a Patreon, at patreon.com/storytime, where you can subscribe to a feed without ads, and get a bunch of cool behind the scenes stuff, and special live events with me.

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She had a big weekend. #MarloweMonday She had a big weekend. #MarloweMonday
Thousands of us showed up in downtown Los Angeles Thousands of us showed up in downtown Los Angeles today, to peacefully march and remind this weak little tyrant and his cult that we have #NoKings in America. In fact, it's kind of the whole reason our country exists.
This morning's bedhead has #noking. This morning's bedhead has #noking.
First hockey date of the season with my favorite h First hockey date of the season with my favorite human. #GoKingsGo!
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Many years ago, Anne and I had the extraordinary p Many years ago, Anne and I had the extraordinary privilege to visit Sesame Street. While we were there, I met a lot of my childhood heroes, including loveable, furry old Grover, who told me I give very good hugs. I may have been weeping at the time.

Today is Grover's birthday, and even though we are both in our 50s, he hasn't aged a day.

Happy birthday, Grover! I love you.
Shhhhh..... #MarloweMonday Shhhhh.....

#MarloweMonday
This morning's bedhead wishes a joyful #ComingOutD This morning's bedhead wishes a joyful #ComingOutDay to everyone, especially all of y'all who are celebrating for the first time. You're beautiful, and perfect, and I love you.
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She isn't allowed in the dining room when we are e She isn't allowed in the dining room when we are eating. Here she is, showing us that she's a super good girl, doing a super good sit, so maybe we can overlook that she is TECHNICALLY just inside the doorway, which is basically not part of the room, so maybe she could just sit here while we are finishing our meal. And also, if something happens to fall on the floor, she's close by to help, but only if we need her.

I just adore her. She's the best dog.

#MarloweMonday
October 3, 2012 #FlashbackFriday October 3, 2012

#FlashbackFriday
This morning's bedhead is antifascist. This morning's bedhead is antifascist.
"Ow, my face! I'm not supposed to let leopards eat "Ow, my face! I'm not supposed to let leopards eat it!"
Candle in the murder wind. Candle in the murder wind.
This morning's bedhead gets to do so much cool stu This morning's bedhead gets to do so much cool stuff today!
I was born in Burbank, spent the first five years I was born in Burbank, spent the first five years of my life in Canoga Park, then grew up between the Foothills, and Northridge.

I love the San Fernando Valley, and I’m proud to support San Fernando Valley Community Mental Health Center (@MovingLivesForward) on October 23rd at the @ValleyRelics Museum. I’ll be there that night speaking about living with complex trauma, and the importance of accessible mental health care in our community.

Their work makes a real difference for thousands of people living with mental health challenges in the Valley regardless of their ability to pay. There are people who can hear the birds today, because they got the lifesaving help they needed, just like I did.

Join us in supporting this important work. Tickets at movinglivesforward.org or @MovingLivesForward

#SFV #MentalHealth #CommunityCare #ValleyRelics
Marlowe says she loves you, and she thinks you're Marlowe says she loves you, and she thinks you're great. #MarloweMonday
On #Caturday, we watch the birds and squirrels who On #Caturday, we watch the birds and squirrels who are out on the patio.
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