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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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New York Times Bestselling Author
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This morning's bedhead hopes you have a wonderful This morning's bedhead hopes you have a wonderful weekend.
Our usual booth is unavailable today, so I am work Our usual booth is unavailable today, so I am workin' on It's Storytime in the same booth where we recorded my New York Times Bestselling memoir, Still Just A Geek. 💪

Honestly, it feels so good to be home.
This morning's bedhead made a video. This morning's bedhead made a video.
This morning's bedhead is reading a fantastic shor This morning's bedhead is reading a fantastic short story I hope to narrate for a future episode of It's Storytime. And because it's so warm and sunny on the patio, a little #MarloweMondayOnTuesday is keeping me company.
Baby girl, enjoying a bit of shade on the patio, i Baby girl, enjoying a bit of shade on the patio, in between basks. #MarloweMonday
She's doing a heckin good bask, living her best li She's doing a heckin good bask, living her best life.
Ten years ago today I quit drinking alcohol. This Ten years ago today I quit drinking alcohol. This morning's bedhead is grateful for the love and support of my friends and family who stood with me, and stayed with me as I stopped numbing my pain, and began to face it, then heal it.
Workin' Workin'
This morning's bedhead remembers exactly what happ This morning's bedhead remembers exactly what happened five years ago, today. 

Fuck Trump. Fuck MAGA. Fuck everyone who voted for him and supports him. 

Never forget what he did. Never forgive the people who did it with him. 

Never forgive them.
Hockey date with my favorite human. #GoKingsGo #Fi Hockey date with my favorite human. #GoKingsGo #FireJimHiller
LOOK AT THESE FANCY PEOPLE! I am so honored and ex LOOK AT THESE FANCY PEOPLE! I am so honored and exited that I was invited to be part of this, with all of these incredibly talented performers.

I expect it's going to be a lot of fun, and if you can't make it in person, they are selling tickets to watch us online.
#MarloweMonday #MarloweMonday
This morning's bedhead slept an astonishing 7 whol This morning's bedhead slept an astonishing 7 whole hours last night.
Be the kind and gentle person in the world Marlowe Be the kind and gentle person in the world Marlowe knows you can be. #MarloweMonday
May I present the greatest Christmas ornament of a May I present the greatest Christmas ornament of all time.
"Go for a walk?" #MarloweMonday "Go for a walk?"

#MarloweMonday
The show must go on, so I'm workin'. The show must go on, so I'm workin'.
I hope you have someone in your life who looks at I hope you have someone in your life who looks at you the way Marlowe looks at Anne.
#MarloweMondayOnTuesday
I wrote some words down. https://wilwheaton.net/2 I wrote some words down.

https://wilwheaton.net/2025/12/this-is-such-a-painful-loss-my-heart-is-broken/
Reminding myself why I live in Los Angeles. Reminding myself why I live in Los Angeles.
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