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“reinventing?” uh-oh. i’m not sure how i feel about this

Posted on 5 May, 2008 By Wil

Wired says that JJ Abrams promises to "reinvent" Star Trek:

"Effects for Star Trek have never, ever been done like
this," says Abrams, who credits George Lucas’ Industrial Light and
Magic for the visual fireworks.
 

Abrams was fanatical about Star Wars as a kid. But Star Trek?
Not so much. Directing the new movie, he tells the Associated Press,
"was an opportunity to take the characters, the thoughtfulness, the
personalities, the sense of adventure, the idea of humanity working
together, the sense of social commentary and innovation, all that stuff
and apply it in a way that felt genuinely thrilling."

Without a lot of context, it’s tough to puzzle out exactly what this means for guys like us who’ve loved Trek forever and ever. If he’s just talking about bringing modern special effects to Star Trek, which totally would make it more thrilling to watch, this is great news.

However, if this "reinventing" — which is such a loaded term in this post-Episode One world (5-19-99 never forget!) — extends to some of the fundamentals of the Star Trek mythos, and if he wants to make Star Trek more like Star Wars, we could be looking at the biggest geekriot in history.

On one hand, this could be Abrams saying, "I’m going to take Star Trek and make it relevant to an audience that hasn’t loved it and watched it for 40 years." That’s not necessarily a bad thing.

On the other hand, it could be him saying,
"Look, Trekkies, I know you’ve been watching this show for 40 years,
but I’m JJ Fucking Abrams and if I want to ‘reinvent’ this thing that
means so much to you, I’m going to do it. So don’t get your spacesuits
in a knot when I put turbines on the Enterprise, okay? They look cool!" That would be a very bad thing.

Speaking as a lifelong geek, my knee-jerk reaction when I hear someone talking about "reinventing" something like Trek is that it will be a tower of suck, built out of an endless supply of Jar-Jars and midichlorians.

However! Ron Moore reinvented BSG, and it’s the greatest thing ever, so reinventing things isn’t automatically horrible. In fact, if the article had been titled "JJ Abrams promises thrilling effects for Star Trek movie" I’d be celebrating right now. Language is important, as they say.

I guess it comes down to who is doing the reinventing, and if their vision builds upon the existing foundation in an interesting way, instead of pulling a massive, insulting retcon on us all. In his favor, JJ Abrams is really, really good at starting things (not so much with the keeping them awesome after one season, sadly,) but absolutely awesome at starting things. Since this is the beginning of Star Trek, I’m hopeful. Apprehensive, but hopeful.

So, yeah, not entirely sure how I feel about the "reinventing." At least the people who totally fucked Star Trek up aren’t involved, but why does anyone need to "reinvent" Star Trek at all? There’s a good reason it managed to endure through four decades and several generations of Trekkies and casual viewers alike. I hope JJ Abrams groks that, because I really want to like this movie.

Oh, how about an almost-instant update:

JJ Abrams also says:

 

"It was an opportunity to take what I think has been a maligned world _
to sound crass, a franchise _ and treat it in a way that made it
something that I wanted to see"

[…]

"The whole point was to try to make this movie for fans of movies,
not fans of `Star Trek,’ necessarily,’" Abrams said. "If you’re a fan,
we’ve got one of the writers who’s a devout Trekker, so we were able to
make sure we were serving the people who are completely enamored with
`Star Trek.’ But we are not making the movie for that contingent alone.

 

"You can’t really make a movie for them. As soon as you start to
guess what you think they are going to want to see, you’re in trouble.
You have to make the movie in many ways for what you want to see
yourself, make a movie you believe in. Then you’re not second-guessing
an audience you don’t really have an understanding of."

That makes a lot of sense, but, uh, JJ? You should probably understand Trekkies if you’re making a Star Trek movie. Seriously, have one of your minions make you a quickstart guide or something; it’s not that tough.

Anyway, making it for fans of movies instead of exclusively for Trekkies is something I can completely agree with, and shows that he
understands the massive challenge that making a movie like this brings. That’s real good news, as long as he doesn’t go turning Star Trek into Attack of The Four Toed Statues or something.

He also says:

"I feel like this is so unlike what you expect, so unlike the `Star
Trek’ you’ve seen. At the same time, it’s being true to what’s come
before, honoring it," Abrams said.

I’m going to commit heresy right now and say what few people are willing to say out loud: most of the Star Trek movies are absolute garbage. There have been ten Trek movies, and I’d say that two of them are accessible to mainstream audiences, another two are great, and the remaining six are nearly unwatchable. If JJ Abrams wants to make his new Trek movie unlike the 80% of Trek movies that aren’t that good, that’s just fine with me. Not that my opinion means anything, you understand, but rambling on and on about things like this is the price of being a geek, and I regret nothing. NOTHING!

this is one hell of a geeky weekend

Posted on 2 May, 2008 By Wil

I just put the finishing touches on the note for the house sitter (my favorite new addition to the standard boilerplate: how to hook up Rock Band without messing up my tours) and I’m about to head out to San Diego for some awesome geekery this weekend.

Before I leave, though, I had to say: Go see Iron Man this weekend. It is awesome.  I saw a preview screening on Monday, and other than
the score (which is absolute crap) the movie is damn near perfect. I
think it’s the best comic book movie since Sin City, and blows
Transformers and the last two X-Men movies into oblivion.

Need a little more convincing? Go see it for
the pitch-perfect performances, lead by Robert Downey Junior, who absolutely makes this film so enjoyable. io9 says,
“Iron Man is the first comic-book movie that’s actually better than its
source material. That’s partly because Iron Man is one of the most boring characters in
the history of comics, but it’s also because the movie manages to
transcend its source.” I was never a fan of Iron Man, but I’m positively looney for this movie.

If you’re looking for other ways to get your geek on this weekend: tomorrow is Free Comic Book Day, there’s a Maker Faire in the Bay Area, JPL’s Open House is in Los Angeles and there’s a BarCamp in San Diego.

Oh, and did I mention that I’ll be in San Diego?

Radio Free Burrito Episode 12

Posted on 1 May, 2008 By Wil

Holy crap! It’s a new episode of Radio Free Burrito!

This show is all about Jonathan Coulton, because it’s the First of May.

Show Notes:

  • The logo was designed by WWdN:iX reader Marc, who asked that I not link to his "in progress" website. Thanks, Marc!
  • I drop at least one F-bomb in this show, so you probably shouldn’t
    listen to it around little kids, people with sensitive ears, or at
    work. Especially if you work in a daycare for kids with sensitive ears.
    (Hi, Agnes!)
  • I encourage you to visit Jonathan Coulton dot Com.
  • You may want to examine all the songs produced for the Thing A Week series.
  • I know you want to give JoCo shiny gold rocks in exchange for musical and clothical items.
  • The video for the Flickr song, as promised.
  • Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise Crazy, but just be glad it’s him, not you.
  • Jonathan Coulton Tour information!
  • Paul and Storm on the intarwheebs!
  • I didn’t bother with chapters and all that for this one, because I banged it out in about 30 minutes. (No, I didn’t do it outside, despite the song in the show.) In fact, it’s taken me longer to put together the show notes than it did to make the show. I think that qualifies me for several government jobs.
  • My silly little news item came from Wikinews.
  • Here’s the original Misty Morning blog entry at WWdN.
  • I got the address for the podcast about as wrong as I can get it without sending you to xkcd by instead. In addition to the Feedburner link (which is just the feed for my blog) you can check out all the posts tagged "podcast" here.
  • Hey, did I mention that I’m going to be in San Diego this weekend?
  • Radio Free Burrito is released under the Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 License.
  • This episode weighs in at 21.7MB and is about 24 minutes long.

I won’t be able to update this post with mirrors, because I’m going to be in San Diego this weekend (see what I did there?) but if you make one, please leave it in the comments and I’ll update when I get home from San Diego, where I’ll be this weekend.

Enjoy the show, everyone!

Download radio_free_burrito_episode_12.mp3

Geek Tour reminder: San Diego May 3-4

Posted on 30 April, 2008 By Wil

The 2008 Geek Tour rolls out of Los Angeles this weekend and into San Diego!

Saturday, I’ll be reading from The Happiest Days of Our Lives (and signing all of my books) at Mysterious Galaxy Books:

Join us on Saturday, May 3, at 2:00 PM, when we host Wil Wheaton for his new collection of essays, The Happiest Days of Our Lives. Maryelizabeth’s review below of The Happiest Days of Our Lives
reads in part: "Whether he is writing about subjects one can identify
with or less familiar topics, Wil’s stories are truthful, insightful,
and above all, entertaining." Join Wil in celebrating life as a writer,
a parent, and a proud geek. And don’t forget to stop by Comickaze to check out Wil’s contribution to Star Trek: The Manga, and take part in Free Comic Book Day.

Mysterious Galaxy is an indie booke shoppe that specializes in
Science Fiction and Fantasy. I went there with Just a Geek, and this
will be my first time back since then. I think 30 or 40 people came out
last time, making a great audience for the reading, while still being
small enough that I could talk to everyone who was there.

Sunday, I head up to North County for a stop at the Stone Brewing World Bistro and Gardens:

To boldly go where no book club has gone before
(er, except for ours, that is), Stone Brewing Co. proudly announces
another season of Book & A Beer Club…On the Grass!

Once again we
are inviting beer geeks and bookworms alike to participate in a monthly
meeting that pairs awesome beer with lively intellectual discussion.
The premise is simple: read a book and have some great conversation—and
great beer!—in a beautiful outdoor setting.

Wil’s
most recent book, The Happiest Days of Our Lives, will be up for
discussion, and this evening’s event is sure to be provocative, fun and
enlightening.


Guests are welcome to bring their own lawn chairs, and blankets will be
provided for those without to keep you from grass-staining your
chinos. An RSVP is appreciated (though not required) at 760.471.4999
x1700
.

Some of my favorite beers in the world are crafted by Stone, and
Stone’s owner, Greg Koch, has a lot of the same beliefs about marketing
and making stuff that is awesome that I do. At his brewery in Escondido
(in North San Diego County) he has an incredible restaurant and
gorgeous beer garden. A few times a year, he invites authors to come
out for something he calls Book and a Beer, which is exactly what it
sounds like. We’ll have Stone Pale Ale, Stone IPA, Arrogant Bastard,
and all sorts of non-beer drinks if beer isn’t your cup of tea. I
suspect this will be an intimate gathering, but it will most certainly
be an awesome one. If you’ve ever wanted to have a beer with your old
pal Wil, now you can do eet.

I am so looking forward to this weekend. I can’t wait to get my geek and beer on!

Dear Lazy Web: Video Cameras?

Posted on 30 April, 2008 By Wil

Dear Lazy Web: I’m thinking about getting an inexpensive (<$300) (Let’s go $400-$450. I guess <$300 isn’t realistic for the features I want) small video camera to take with me on all my Geek Tour stops this summer, starting with Mysterious Galaxy and the Stone World Bistro this weekend.

I haven’t had time to do the normal amount of research I’d like to do, but I’m sure at least one of you out there on the interweebs has.

The only thing I know I do not want is something that records onto DVDs. We reviewed lots of those on inDigital, and they all sucked out loud. I think I want something that records to a hard drive or solid state memory instead of tapes. HD isn’t that important to me if it adds too much to the price, and I don’t have a particular brand loyalty or aversion. I assume that whatever I get will play nice with iMovie. Oh, and I need to be able to pick it up by Friday.

If you’ve got a suggestion on something to consider or avoid at all costs, would you leave a comment? Maybe we’ll have the bonus side effect of building a useful list for other people, too.

KTHXBAI.

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