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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

this is why i love twitter

Posted on 24 April, 2008 By Wil

Twitter haters are the new blog haters are the new ‘zine haters are the new mixtape haters. You’re so totally unimpressed. We get it.

Here is an example of why I love Twitter:

wilw: Say you are at a luncheon, stone cold munchin’ . A girl starts talkin’ while guys are gawkin’. This is the appropriate time to bust a move

scottarius: @wilw but I ate so much i nearly split my pants!

torgorama: @wilw You want it….you got it.

brlittle: @wilw though having been overly enthusiastic in your attentions the buffet, you may need to consider the likelihood of ripping your trousers

ShawnRC: @wilw Question: Do you check your libido before or after you stroll to the church in your new tuxedo?

My joke is moderately funny, but the responses elicited many LOLs. That’s why Twitter is fun.

Look, Twitter haters: Don’t make a fuss! I’ll have your Twitter. I love it! I’m having Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Baked Beans, Twitter and Twitter.

Alan Moore reads Rorschach’s Journal

Posted on 24 April, 2008 By Wil

I’m way late to the party on this one, and didn’t even know it existed until about fifteen seconds ago.

Listening to it gave me chills. I want to go re-read Watchmen right now so I can hear Rorschach’s real voice.

strength and courage

Posted on 23 April, 2008 By Wil

Every year, I get a few praying mantis egg cases, attach them to plants around the yard, and hope for the best. Other than about a dozen babies two years ago, though, I’ve never seen the anticipated explosion of little mantid babies running around, preparing for a summer of devouring nasty bugs and looking cool as hell as they do it.

So far this year, I’ve put two cases into the container garden we have on our patio. This morning, while I was watering, I noticed that one of them had hatched, and we had a flowering plant (I forget what it’s called, so take away all of my ranks in Identify Plants) that was covered with tiny babies.

I took some pictures. None of them are particularly good (I’m try again tomorrow) but here’s one of them:

Mantid Babies

In case you miss it at Flickr, I wanted to share this comment from Amanda Peckinpaw:

The Greeks attributed to them supernatural powers.

There’s also this, "The mantis comes to us when we need peace, quiet
and calm in our lives. Usually the mantis makes an appearance when
we’ve flooded our lives with so much business, activity, or chaos that
we can no longer hear the still small voice within us because of the
external din we’ve created."

Chinese: strength and courage.

Because I have that thing in my brain that makes me an artist, I’m constantly looking for and often finding symbolism in pretty much everything in the world, but I didn’t know about this particular one. I’m so glad Amanda shared it with me, because what I need more than anything else in my life right now are peace, quiet and calm. I’m going to need a lot of strength and courage to get there, so I’m happy to take some inspiration from the dozens and dozens of little baby bugs in my yard.

my friends are funny!

Posted on 23 April, 2008 By Wil

If you’re one of the lucky people who got to see Earnest Borg9, or you ever came to see me at ACME, you got to watch Chris MacKenzie, one of my favorite people in the world, show off his funny pants.

I don’t have time for sketch any more (which breaks my heart and a little bit of me dies every time I laugh) but Chris (known as CMack to a very lucky and select few) does. He did an awesome short that’s up right now at Funny or Die. It is entirely safe for work, so please to be watching:

Ah, sweet, sweet parody. How I love thee!

Oh, and let me share a behind-the-scenes secret with you: You know the locker room? That’s backstage at ACME. Did you see the locker with the DOH sticker from Think Geek on it? That’s my old locker. It’s nice to see that I can still geek up the place a little bit.

awesome new geek gear is awesome (and expensive)

Posted on 22 April, 2008 By Wil

Wiimotelinks
I think I’ve found just the thing to go with my 8-bit tie: Wiimote cufflinks!

I showed them to my friend who said: Oh man, that’s so gre– ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS?!

Well, yeah, there is that.

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