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Geekdad reviews The Happiest Days

Posted on 29 October, 2007 By Wil

Ken Denmead, who edits the Geekdad blog at Wired, wrote a review of The Happiest Days of Our Lives this weekend:

This is a wonderful little book.  I hate to use a diminutive like
"little," for fear of implying that THDOOL is less-than significant in
some literary way; it isn’t.  It is a charming, heart-warming,
laugh-inducing, tear-jerking, and even envy-inducing read.  It is not,
however, long.  I’d like to argue that this is a plus.  Indeed, I think
THDOOL is enjoyable in part because of its length (or lack thereof).
It is, after all, a collection of short-form writing (blog-posts),
collected, expanded, massaged, and served with a steaming side of
post-modern nostalgic recollection.  This is the face of contemporary
introspective non-fiction, and it is exactly what we all like to read
and write nowadays.  Reading THDOOL is all about getting the quick-fix
of checking your RSS feeds in the morning and skimming the new posts,
but then getting to take a little longer to sit down and savor
something just a bit more significant.

Have I pointed out that everything in this book, though it started online in one form or another, was completely rewritten, updated, expanded upon, and "de-bloggified’? The Happiest Days isn’t just a cut and paste, and maybe I should have made that more clear before? Anyway, I’m very happy that Ken noticed that, and mentioned it.

There will be good reviews and bad reviews, and not everyone will like what I write, or how I write it. I’ve learned over the years to make a conscious effort not to give too much importance to any of them, but I have to admit that getting such a positive review from someone who I respect and enjoy reading every day made me squee just a little bit.

Okay, a lot.

pimp of the dead

Posted on 28 October, 2007 By Wil

Last year, Anne and I went to a Halloween party as a pimp and his ‘ho.

We had an awful lot of fun putting the costumes together, because while it is hard out there for a pimp, as long as your pimp hand is strong, and you can recite Antonio Fargas’ poem from I’m Gonna Git You, Suka, it’s pretty hard to lose.

Here’s me, reminding everyone that my bitch better have my money. Not half, not some, but all my cash:

Pimping ain't easy.

This year, we went to the same party, as the same characters . . . who had become zombies. Here’s me, reminding everyone that my bitch better have my brains. Not a cerebellum, not a stem, but all my brains:

All I want to do is pimp your brains.

All night long, Anne and I kept singing RE: Your Brains, which was tremendously amusing to both of us. We only paused for a moment, when we won the costume contest award for Best Couple’s Costume. Our prize? Wristwatch walkie talkies. Yes, it is the best prize, ever.

the stranger

Posted on 27 October, 2007 By Wil

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I saw this piece from Nick Derington on electroplasmosis, and fell in love with it immediately. Rather than go on and on about all the reasons why, I’ll just let the work speak for itself.

Go look at the biggest version of it, and take some time to discover all the different things that are going on in this piece. Trust me. And look at his other work while you’re there, because it’s brilliant.

And before I go do all the real life stuff I didn’t do while I was working on NUMB3RS this week, I hope you’ll all join me in wishing WWdN reader Lucas a happy birthday, filled with brains in jars and mysterious aliens approaching the diner.

Save vs. Awesome

Posted on 26 October, 2007 By Wil

Worldwide D&D Game Day is coming up on Saturday, November 3. GeekDad sez:

This year’s WWDDGD boasts over 1,000 venues (mainly game stores) and an
estimated 30,000 attendees from every continent except Antarctica. The
centerpiece is a special Icewind Dale adventure in honor of the
upcoming 20th anniversary of the creation of fantasy character Drizzt Do’Urden. There are D&D themed giveaways including D&D miniatures and RPGA
campaign cards. Active players, former players and absolute noobs are
welcome to attend, and no sign-ups are necessary — just show up! Check for games in your area.

I love this! What a great excuse to introduce someone — like your teenagers, for example — to tabletop RPGs! Wizards is sending out adventure kits to participating game shops, that sound pretty cool:

These come with everything your store needs to turn it into the center
of fun you’d expect from such a global celebration. This includes:
character packs keyed to one of five different player characters. In
each of these packs are the painted miniature, character sheet, d20 and
pencil. Basically everything your players need to have an action packed
adventure. For the DM there is a, special to game day, adventure and a
pack of dice (d4,6,8,10,20,100) and a unique RPGA rewards card offered
nowhere else!

My friendly local game shop is running one-shot adventures in the morning and afternoon. I’m not sure what they have in mind, but Wizards says

We are sending each venue a treasure chest of goodies that include an
special adventure sent in Icewind Dale a location in the popular Forgotten Realms
world. Each chest contains enough adventures, complete with full color
maps and miniatures, to ensure 25 players can strive for fame and
fortune at the same time.

I looked at the character sheets (they are already posted as PDFs online) and the set-up seems to be: two Dwarves find a map to their ancestral home, gather some friends and a stranger together, and head up into the mountains to find it. Sounds like a classic adventure to me, with some wilderness encounters on the way to the obligatory ruins that I’m pretty sure go deep into the mountain at some point, almost like a dungeon. Yes, a dungeon that you could crawl through.

Whether you’re a longtime gamer with a gaming monkey on your back, or a normal person who’s always wanted to give tabletop role playing games a try, this is perfect. Just show up, grab a character and some dice, and get ready for adventure. Wizards has wisely created 4th level characters for the festivities, so players won’t have to suffer the indignity of being killed by a single kobold. On the other hand, players won’t get to enjoy the rite of passage we all enjoyed the first time we were killed by a single kobold, while trying in vain to defend ourselves by casting Light.

happiest days gets a review

Posted on 26 October, 2007 By Wil

I was helping a friend troubleshoot and .opml issue a few days ago, and ended up building the mother of all vanity searches with this thing called monitor.

I was going to delete it last night, but I’m glad I didn’t, because I found this great review of The Happiest Days of Our Lives with it this morning:

The book is a compilation of stories from Wil’s earlier years. The
stories make for a great read. Some will make you laugh, while others
will sadden you. And more than one is very easy to relate to. I really
enjoyed the book. Reading it caused me to recall some great memories
from my past as well.

Yesterday at work, I loaned one of my books to this guy Robert, who is a makeup artist I worked with a million years ago on Star Trek. They’d hired him to do special effects makeup on the background actors playing fans, but wouldn’t let him use real pieces, because it would look too good. He ended up using the stuff you can buy  at Cinema Secrets, and it still looked great. I’m telling you guys, the authenticity is so great, you’ll swear we were at a real convention.

Anyway, Robert sat down with it and started reading between setups. After about an hour, he came over to touch me up and make me look awesome for a closeup. While he put powder on my shiny face, he told me how much he liked the stories in my book, especially Blue Light Special, which he could relate to, and I am the Modren Man, which he said cracked him up.

I told him how happy that made me, and asked him to tell people about the book, because word of mouth is what sells books, not advertising. Think about this: when is the last time you bought a book, DVD, or game because of the advertising? I don’t think I’ve done that since I realized advertising was bullshit about twenty-five years ago. I have, however, bought lots of books, games, DVDs, and CDs because my friends told me how much they loved it, and thought I’d like it.

Reviews are important for books, because they can convince people who are on the fence to take a chance on a book, but even more important is word of mouth, especially from your friends, family, and other people you trust to give you good, honest advice.

I’m not going to be reviewed by Booklist or any of the major newspapers, and it’s unlikely that I’ll get a chance to go on television and radio to let people know about The Happiest Days of Our Lives who don’t know about it already. I’m counting on readers who feel my book was worth their time and money to tell their friends, and help me reach people who I haven’t reached already.

If you’ve read The Happiest Days of Our Lives, and you felt it was
worth your time and money, please tell your friends and family about it. It makes me so happy (and relieved) that it’s already happening a little bit, right here on the Internets.

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