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the journey, not the destination

Posted on 11 October, 2007 By Wil

I apply the titled philosophy to just about everything I do. In fact, when I get too results-oriented (destination) I can’t enjoy the work (journey) that it takes to get there, and I get unhappy (the).

However, this particular bit of journey vs. destination is a little different, because while the destination is cool, the journey was awesome.

It began on Warren Ellis‘ BAD SIGNAL e-mail list, when I opened up the laptop this morning, intending to start my work.

Warren has brought a lot of awesome into my life via his written work, most recently his novel Crooked Little Vein and comic Doktor Sleepless. Warren also gave me an awesome quote to use on the cover of The Happiest Days of our Lives:

“Wil Wheaton’s made a new career out of doing well that which is in
fact the hardest thing to do at all: he writes, brilliantly and simply
and gloriously, about joy.”


— Warren Ellis, author of CROOKED LITTLE VEIN, TRANSMETROPOLITAN, and PLANETARY

Exactly how one person can be responsible for this much awesome can only be proved using an advanced form of quantum physics, the results of which can unfortunately never be observed.

But back to this morning’s BAD SIGNAL. In it, Warren casually mentioned two boingboing-ish websites I’d never heard of, called ectoplasmosis and coilhouse. Both of these sites appeal to the pre-domesticated me, who "I discovered when I was not an
old man and first encountered David Lynch, Alan Moore, William S.
Burroughs and Hunter S. Thompson. I’ve kept it under control, but as I
get older and closer to the ponytail and sports car years, it
increasingly demands to be let out, like my own personal Edward Hyde."
I miss this part of me: the, ahem, edgy part, who would drive from a late-night Christian Ristow performance to a midnight showing of El Topo to an after hours speakeasy filled with protogoths in vinyl and leather fetish gear, listening to Joe Frank and ambient mix CDs the whole way. (Incidentally, the domesticated version of me feels obligated to point out that I spent these years entirely sober, because the people I met and the places I met them were so interesting I didn’t need — or want, really — anything to alter the experience, and does it surprise anyone who reads my blog that the memories I used to patch that description of 1990s me together all happened in autumn?)

I spent a good amount of time reading ectoplasmosis and coilhouse, while I listened to Warren’s podcast The 4am, which I highly recommend adding to your subscriptions right now.

Following various links down the ‘tubes, I eventually ended up at Diesel Sweeties, where I curiously clicked on Rich’s link to Project Wonderful. It seemed like an interesting advertising model, so I investigated further, and ended up at the store for the Adventures of Dr. Macninja. I’ve never heard of this Doctor before, and I haven’t followed any of his adventures, but I sure did enjoy the T-shirts he has for sale . . . which finally lead me back to the Diesel Sweeties store, my cool destination.

The journey was wonderful, and took me through some memories of a different time, where I was a different me. A different me who is screaming at the current me, "You destination is fucking shopping?! Shopping?! What the fuck happened to you?! You used to be cool."

To which current me replies, "it’s the journey, not the destination. When you’re older, you’ll understand."

Current me wouldn’t mind driving around all night, observing interesting people and places, and listening to Joe Frank . . . if he could only stay awake past eleven.

Ironic Karma

Posted on 11 October, 2007 By Wil

Ironic KarmaLast night, while checking out Reddit near the end of my day, I noticed that my Reddit karma was a rather . . . interesting . . . number.

It’s during times like these that I’m glad I’m so easily amused.

Geek in Review: Carded

Posted on 10 October, 2007 By Wil

I went to the mall this weekend to buy Dead Rising, to use in my next GiR, which will be the now-annual Creepy, Geeky Games feature, and ended up with fodder for this week’s column while I was there:

Geek in Review: Carded
My wife and I are both in our mid-thirties. We have two kids, one of
whom is in college, but we must look young, because we still get carded
in restaurants, bars, and even at the market. It happens so frequently,
we’ve made it into a contest, to see who can get carded most often, and
in the most unlikely circumstances.

This last weekend, I pulled ahead in our contest, when I was carded at the mall, while attempting to buy a video game.

“Wait.” I said to the cashier. “You’re carding me for a video game?”

“Yeah,” he said, “It’s an M-rated game. I have to.”

“I’m 35,” I said. “This is hilarious.”

“I’m sorry, but my manager is standing right there, so . . .” he said.

“Well, I don’t want to be a dick, and I don’t want to get you into any
trouble.” I said. I reached into my wallet and handed him my ID. “But
isn’t this sort of lame?”

The manager nodded. “It’s the stupidest thing in the world, and it’s all because of the Grand Theft Auto thing.”

I submitted my story to Propeller, if you think it’s worth a vote.

little bobby tables

Posted on 10 October, 2007 By Wil

Xkcd_tables
Today’s xkcd
is made from 10 pounds of awesome, wrapped in WIN, and delivered by the nurse from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Oh yeah, you know the one.

I’m on boingboingTV today

Posted on 10 October, 2007 By Wil

My friends at boingboing started a daily online broadcast last week, and Xeni invited me in to the studio to talk about The Happiest Days of Our Lives. We taped it late last week, and it went live this morning.

I didn’t know we were going to shoot in front of a green screen, so I stupidly wore a Green Lantern T-shirt (that ends up looking like a Nightwing shirt) and I’m not thrilled at how the profile shot lets my big fat double chin upstage me the entire time, but it’s still a fun interview where we get to talk about geeky stuff.

(RSS readers may have to click through to my blog, or visit boingboing to watch the video.)

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