The Guinness joke made it to Fark, and the comments thread there is filled with some of the absolute best “a guy walks into a bar . . . ” jokes of all time. It could quite possibly be the finest collection of bar-related humor on the Internet. Here’s one of my own, that I’m…

And now, comedy: The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on.

I just got back from Cirque Du Soleil. Some friends took Anne and I to see the current show, which is called “Varekai.” I guess there was some reality show about the making of this . . . installment? performance? spectacular? Yeah. Let’s go with Spectacular. Because that’s what it is. My god. These people…

Follwing up my “bad beat” story: I guess it’s been posted to USENet, which is just awesome, because now I know where all the alt.wesley.die.die.die people have been hiding for all these years. Look, the point of that entry was NOT what a terrible player I am. I know I should have listened to the…

Just A Geek has stared me in the face for months. It quietly sits here: ~/justageek/working/22augustrevisejustageek.sxw and dares me to open it and get back to work. As you can see, I haven’t had the courage to work on it since the 22nd of August . . . but I’m starting again today, and I…