UPDATE: Avast! I be a day early! Some scurvy bilgerat scutterd off w’me sextant! Tomorrow be t’day, but t’entry be in port a day early, ya dawgs. YARR! Ahoy there, me WWdN mateys! Today be talk like a pirate day! In honoro’this grand occasion, I be writin’ today in PIRATE! Yarr! Since I was 14,…
I mentioned before I left for the Dodger game that I’d hosed my audioblog . . . turns out my cell phone just wasn’t sending the right DTMF tones. Stupid cell phone. Anyone know where to get one of those cool Verizon camera phones on the cheap? I gotta replace mine. Anyhow, I sort of…
I mowed the lawn yesterday afternoon for the first time in since June. Now, you have to understand something about my lawn: I love my lawn. I’m talking sing-songs-to-it-at-night love. I’ve invested a few thousand dollars in it, and about fifteen tons of heart and soul. There’s a lot of sweat, too, but thinking about…
This is one of the funniest blogs I’ve ever read. Por Ejemplo: Thursday, September 11, 2003 Lullabuy by Jessica Delfino This is the lullabuy my mother used to sing to me when I was a little girl. Slow tempo in C You should go to sleep right now You should go to sleep right now…
Last weekend, I spent the bulk of Saturday at my friend Sean and Caryn’s gallery, where I volunteered at a show called “Cruel and Unusual“, benefitting the West Memphis Three . There were tons of volunteers, and we formed different “teams”. The teams started out with official-sounding names like Team Parking Lot and Team Set…
