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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

bright light city gonna set my soul on fire

Posted on 9 August, 2003 By Wil

Tsukata just e-mailed me this review of my reading and stuff in Vegas.
It’s always cool to hear what other people think about my performances, because it gives me an opportunity to see things without my personal filters in place.
There’s no permalink to the review, so click MORE to read . . . uh . . . more.

hooray!

Posted on 8 August, 2003 By Wil

I just saw this review ofDancing Barefoot:

Why do I like Dancing Barefoot? Because Wil Wheaton is a geek. Oh face it, we’re all geeks . . . And because Wheaton’s a geek, I feel much closer to his essays than I would someone like P. J. O’Rourke who is not a self-professed geek.

(and if you still haven’t gotten your “wil’s a fucking moron who screwed up my order” order, check your mailbox this coming week. All the orders I borked are shipping out over the weekend — about 30 of them have already been whisked away by mister Mr. McFeely.)

zing!

Posted on 7 August, 2003 By Wil

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Finally, a public official who can explain the administration’s social policies in the original German.
–Bill Maher, via Bobby the Mat.

genius

Posted on 7 August, 2003 By Wil

“. . .until a few years ago it was our only option when we had the sort of desire to piss off our parents that only a impulsive and instantly-regretted tattoo could fulfill . . .”
I swear to jeebus, Andy Inhatko is one of the best writers I’ve ever read.

homer defined

Posted on 6 August, 2003 By Wil

Quick update:
I’m home from an AWESOME convention in Vegas, where I had MASSIVE funtimes.
But I’m CRAZY BUSY with lots of stuff, so I don’t have time to write anything worthwhile for the WWdN. I actually had auditions yesterday, and today! Anne’s birthday is on Friday, too, so I’ve been getting that ready. You see, her birthday won’t happen unless I get it ready. It’s part of the new cruelty.
Speaking of the new cruelty: I can’t. effing. believe. that The Terminator is running for governor of my state. And has a chance.
Maybe I’ll go ahead and run, too.
Site update: Thanks to loren, Josh, and jbay, who got everything back in order after the server move. TextAds are back in full-effect, and everything else seems to be working fine, as well. And if you want to get an e-mail almost every time I update the site, send a message to [email protected].
Shipped tons of books today, so those of you who were totally screwed by me being totally stupid can start checking your mailboxes with the reasonable expectation of finding a package from yours truly inside.
Heh.
“Package.”
“Inside.”
Yeah. It’s the innuendo that’s sweeping the nation.

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