You can hear me tonight on Your Mac Life dot Com. I’ll be talking about my iBook, the eMac Anne and I bought for Ryan as a graduation present (that’s right, I’m the parent of a 9th grader — forgiv me if I’m a bit testy for the next four years), my book, Star Trek, and Muskrats.

The big question on everyone’s mind is . . . “Is The Hulk really going to suck as much as I think it’s going to suck? Because I am really tired of comicbook movies sucking.”
Of course, the answer to that can be best expressed in Wil’s Law of Movie Suck Potential: A movie’s suck potential is directly related to the amount of “product tie-in” which preceeds the film’s release.
For example, if there are several pop songs and fast-food children’s meals, or we’re seeing OREOS that tie-in to a movie, the odds of that movie sucking go up exponentially. If there’s a special Mountain Dew can . . . just forget it.
I’m cheating a little bit, here, because I’ve seen the trailer . . . oh dear god. Every time they screw up another movie based on a comic book (Daredevil? I left the theatre, raced into the shower and scrubbed myself raw.) It moves us farther and farther away from a “Watchmen” or “Sandman” movie. If LoEG sucks, we can pretty much forget it.
The second-biggest question on everybody’s mind is: “Where the hell is that big news you promised us, you jackass?”
The answer is: It’s not quite ready. I thought it would be ready on Monday, and it isn’t done, yet. When it’s done, I’ll announce. That should teach me to make teaser announcements when I don’t have the project in question totally finished.
Sorry . . . but I think it’s pretty cool that anyone even cared enough to e-mail me about it. 🙂

Oh man, I heart Fark so very, very, very much.
When I was a kid, I always wanted to be roasted by the Friar’s Club someday. This is so much cooler.

Dear William Hanks at Mardox Networks:
Please do the following:

1. Fuck yourself
2. Stop spamming me.
3. Fuck yourself again.

Fuck you,
Wil Wheaton
PS- please pass this along to all the other spammers at safemaildeluxe.com, and have a lovely day.

Wow.
Check this out.
*biggest smile in the world*
I have huge news to report on Monday.
(how about that teaser, eh? 🙂
And thank you to everyone who suggested games yesterday. I have a good list to check out. I’ll let you know what I get (yeah, because you won’t be able to sleep without that knowledge, right? heh.)
Hope everyone is having a great weekend. It’s awesome here in SoCal.