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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

“F___ Saddam. We’re taking him out.”

Posted on 27 March, 2003 By Wil

Found at CNN:

“F___ Saddam. we’re taking him out.” Those were the words of President George W. Bush, who had poked his head into the office of National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice.
It was March 2002, and Rice was meeting with three U.S. Senators, discussing how to deal with Iraq through the United Nations, or perhaps in a coalition with America’s Middle East allies. Bush wasn’t interested. He waved his hand dismissively, recalls a participant, and neatly summed up his Iraq policy in that short phrase.
The Senators laughed uncomfortably; Rice flashed a knowing smile. The President left the room. A year later, Bush’s outburst has been translated into action, as cruise missiles and smart bombs slam into Baghdad.
But the apparent simplicity of his message belies the gravity at hand. Sure, the outcome is certain: America will win the war, and Saddam will be taken out. But what is unfolding in Iraq is far bigger than regime change or even the elimination of dangerous weapons.

It only makes me laugh.

Posted on 26 March, 2003 By Wil

I swear, I have had this exact conversation.
Broken Newz has uncovered the uncensored, real WWdN.
And I take back everything I said about “Freedom Fries.” This has reset the bar for stupidity (found at This Modern World.)

Government In Action

Posted on 25 March, 2003 By Wil

Check out this e-mail I just received

Friends and Concerned Americans,
Against all odds, there were enough signatures, e-mails, telegrams and phone calls within the last 24 hours to Congressman Dennis J. Kucinich of Ohio to persuade him to introduce before the House of Representatives in Washington, D.C. a little known resolution that deprives the President of his authority to wage war.

Laugh and learn

Posted on 24 March, 2003 By Wil

If you’re interested in a laugh, check this out.
If you’re interested in getting rapidly updated news on the war, you will find no better resource than The Agonist.

Happy Birthday, WFS!

Posted on 22 March, 2003 By Wil

72 years ago today, my second favorite captain was born.
Happy . . . . . . . birthday . . . . . . . . Bill! Here’s . . . . . hopinganaked . . . . . green! babe! jumps . . . . . . . outofyourcake.
(thanks to Keith who reminded me about this great reason to get drunk and try on new toupees)

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