Top Ten
With gratitude to jbay:
Gary Condit’s Top Ten Campaign Slogans
10. Remember me? Not too much I hope. Just enough to vote for me.
9. Let’s Put The “Adult” Back In “Adultery”
8. Vote for me … I’ve done nothing. I’m not even a suspect.
7. I have no skeletons in my closet…but you will need a warrant to look.
6. I Condid It
5. Make America’s problems disappear. Vote Condit.
4. Vote for me and see what else I can get away with.
3. We’re at war — this is no time for bickering and arguing over who killed who …
2. Do something for Gary, and he intern…er…in turn will do something for you…
1. Protect California Women — Send Gary Back to Washington!