• Bleed American

    Bleed American Stolen from loren, who gleaned it from killoggs, who found it here: “Pro-America does not mean pro-war. Or pro-Bush. Or anti-Afghanistan. Or pro-little-flags-on-SUV-antennas. It means thinking independently and getting better informed and filtering your news very carefully and realizing that just because one version of the American aggro attitude is currently being ramrodded…

  • Vogon Poetry

    Vogon Poetry Good morning, everyone. I am recovering from those $#@!ing Yankees and their $#@!ing ‘mystique’ and ‘aura’… I swear, The Diamondbacks have been watching too many Dodger games, based on the way they blow 9th inning leads. Just a reminder: The WILLIAM F***ING SHATNER and WILLIAM $#!@ING SHATNER stores are closing today, so if…

  • S! A! TUR! DAY! NIGHT!

    S! A! TUR! DAY! NIGHT! This Saturday night, at 10PM, your pal and mine, Wil Wheaton, will be performing, LIVE at the ACME Comedy theatre! I have recently joined forces with The Liquid Radio Players. We battle evil by performing an entirely improvised 1940’s-style radio play. We wear period costumes, perform with a sound effects…

  • Steamer Trunk

    Steamer Trunk Today was a good day. I didn’t even have to use my A-K. It was also a good day because my friend Keith’s TV show got pick of the week in the LA Weekly, wherein they call him “local hero”! Yay Keith! In the same article, my friends at ACME, who are in…