There is no crying in baseball! I’ve just realized why Kim has blown 2 games. He secretly wants to come and play for the Dodgers, and get a 20 million dollar contract. Mr. Boras? Your phone is ringing…

Bleed American Stolen from loren, who gleaned it from killoggs, who found it here: “Pro-America does not mean pro-war. Or pro-Bush. Or anti-Afghanistan. Or pro-little-flags-on-SUV-antennas. It means thinking independently and getting better informed and filtering your news very carefully and realizing that just because one version of the American aggro attitude is currently being ramrodded…

Vogon Poetry Good morning, everyone. I am recovering from those $#@!ing Yankees and their $#@!ing ‘mystique’ and ‘aura’… I swear, The Diamondbacks have been watching too many Dodger games, based on the way they blow 9th inning leads. Just a reminder: The WILLIAM F***ING SHATNER and WILLIAM $#!@ING SHATNER stores are closing today, so if…

S! A! TUR! DAY! NIGHT! This Saturday night, at 10PM, your pal and mine, Wil Wheaton, will be performing, LIVE at the ACME Comedy theatre! I have recently joined forces with The Liquid Radio Players. We battle evil by performing an entirely improvised 1940’s-style radio play. We wear period costumes, perform with a sound effects…

A Message From Robert Redford Robert Redford is one of my favorite actors of all time. About 16 years ago, Sundance was not the disgusting marketing bonanza it has become. It was a workshop for budding filmmakers. Imagine Space Camp, but for films. Like Movie Camp, I guess. Robert Redford provided the location, and the…