Can I paint your chair? If anyone has been laboring under the delusion that I am now, or ever was cool, you need to see this.

240 dollars worth of puddin Over at Fark, we’ve been talking about me being on Weakest Link. Somehow, the conversation has morphed into a “Six degrees of Kevin Bacon” discussion…boy, I love that game. You all know it, right? A was in [movie] with B. B was in [TV Show] with C. C was in…

All Hallow’s Eve Happy Halloween, everybody! Halloween is my absolute number one most favoritest holiday, EVER. Maybe it’s my inner Druid…I dunno. I’ve always loved it. The spooking, the scaring, the candy, the punkin carving…mostly the fact that the fundies don’t like it…that’s always been a big bonus. So, what are you doing for Halloween?…

Who was the weakest link? So I just got back from my taping of The Weakest Link. I’m bound by contract to not say a single word about the show, like who did what, or who won, or anything like that… BUT! I can say something, that is going to rock everyone’s world. It certanly…

Oscillate Wildly Guess where I’m going, right now? I’m going to play on a special Star Trek edition of Weakest Link!! It’s all for charity, and my charity is The Electronic Frontier Foundation. They’re guaranteed $10,000 of TWL’s money, and even more, if I can make it to the end, and best my opponents, who…