Gnash The night Max made mischief of one kind and another his mother called him “Wild Thing!” and sent him to bed.

46&2 Don’t just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines.

Lateralus I loved those old vinyl Halloween costumes. I loved how cheesy they were, and how they smelled. Remember them? They had that plastic mask, with the rubber cord that dug into your scalp? And your breath would condense around the mouthpiece, and you’d end up taking it off, so you wouldn’t be wearing that…

Slow Emotion Replay So you’ve probably noticed that my posts the last week or so have kind of sucked. I haven’t had much to say, and the things that I have had to say haven’t been, well, funny, or very interesting. Now, I’m not trolling for sympathy here, so don’t bother. I really don’t want…

Daisy, daisy, give me your anserererrzzzmgfhzxxnxzzzz 2001+Legos=Genius.