A/S/L I wonder if anyone wants to bug me in realtime? If you do, try ICQ 126829884. Or AOL IM tvswilwheaton. You know what’s super lame? Besides my website, jackass. I had an ICQ number under 100,000. But I can’t remember what it was, and I can’t remember what the password was anyway. Dammit.

Bendependent Ben is a really, really cool guy. He’s also a really great artist, and has a great sense of humor. He draws all the heads for Killoggs, and he does really funny animations, too. You must see this right now.

Lefty I’m left-handed, and it’s really influenced the way I live my life. See, I pride myself on living outside of the mainstream. I don’t want to be part of the teeming masses. I must be different. I must be anti-. But being left handed has sort of…uh…shaded…that desire a little bit. I realized that…

Mini Vans Slorge makes my point about minivans: On minivans, the thing minivans have going for them…is that they look like shuttle craft from Star Trek! Especially now with the TV/vcr combo’s, Onstar systems, radar detectors, cel phones, etc., You’ve practically got a bridge on that ship. Great. Just ^%@#*ing great. So I drove over…

Home At Last Hey gang. I’m back home from my wife’s birthday trip to Tahoe. Holy crap, we had so much fun. If many of you were noticing that, in the last few days, you haven’t been having any fun, it’s our fault. We were having, to quote my step-son, “all the fun!” There’s too…