I just talked to my mom. Dad is still fighting the fever, which goes up, then comes back down…the doctor still hasn’t come in today, so I don’t know what’s happening. I’m supposed to be having a party, a rather big one, too, tonight. I really don’t feel like doing it, but I think it’s…

I just got back from the hospital. My dad is really sick, and the scary thing is, nobody knows what the hell is wrong with him. I can talk to someone, in real time, who is on the other side of the world. Spacecraft are taking pictures of Mars. My Palm Pilot has more memory…

I just stumbled onto Ain’t Nuthin But a Khai Thang. This guy is my new hero.

I just had a thought, as I am sitting here watching the TV: Jurassic Park 3… Why? I mean, other than the obvious “the studio needs more money” reason. Let’s look at the suspension of disbelief problem for a sec. Jurassic Park: The Franchise, as compared to Friday the 13th: The Franchise. In one, you…

Lovers Criss-Cross World in Vain “Ian Johnstone missed his girlfriend so much he flew back to Britain from Australia to propose to her. The problem is she did the same in the opposite direction” This story made me laugh out loud. It will also be made into a much needed Nora Ephron movie, I’m sure.