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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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you run and you run to catch up with the sun

Posted on 9 June, 2016 By Wil

 

My life reboot is going well. Though I make lots of jokes about how I’ve traded everything I liked in my life for water and exercise, I really do feel good. The changes I made to my life, which I’ve committed to maintaining, are making a positive difference in every area of my existence, and I love it.

I’m having a massive existential crisis about being an actor right now, but that’s a whole thing that I’m not going to get into in public until I’ve had more time to think about it, and talk about it with my friends who are other creative people.

But other than that whole thing, I’m happy. I’m taking good care of myself physically, emotionally, and mentally.

So that’s why I’m not going to any conventions this year, except a single one in England this October. This means I won’t be at San Diego Comicon, including w00tstock, or HopCon.

There are probably less than one hundred people in the world who care about that, but if you’re one of them, read on and I’ll tell you why.

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Anything to take my mind away from where it’s supposed to be.

Posted on 2 June, 20162 June, 2016 By Wil

IMG_20160602_092241“Hey, are you walking out?” I asked my friend.

“Yeah,” he said.

“I’ll walk out with you.”

He picked up his coat and script. I put my phone in my pocket and reached for my glasses, before I remembered that they were in my car.

We said goodbye to a pretty amazing person who I can’t name because of reasons, and headed down the hallway toward the parking lot.

When we got to the door, another person was coming in. He knew my friend, and said hello to him.

“What are you working on?” He asked my friend.

There was a long pause while my friend and I looked at each other. This project we’re on has been in production for a few months, and we record on it almost every week. He and I are regulars, and it’s fairly common for someone we both know to come in as a guest actor, surprising us both, because none of us are allowed to talk about this thing. In fact, one of my best friends worked on it a few weeks ago, and the day before I’d had a conversation like this with her:

Me: Do you want to get lunch tomorrow?

Her: I’m working until about 1pm, but I’m free after that.

Me: Oh, me too. What are you working on?

Her: I can’t say. NDA.

Me: Oh, I hear ya. I’m on something like that right now, too.

Her: Okay, I’ll text you when I’m done and we can meet up somewhere.

So after this long pause, my friend said, “It’s a super secret thing that we’re doing for [network].”

He looked at me. “Can we say [network]?”

“I’m pretty sure we can’t say that,” I said.

“You should probably forget that I said [network],” my friend said.

“Yeah, if it comes up for any reason, you definitely did not hear either of us say anything about [network], especially how we are working on a show for [network],” I added.

“I am now completely forgetting about [network],” he said.

We all looked at each other for a moment, and then we all laughed.

“This is so weird,” I said. “We’re all working on cool things, and I bet we know what they are, because we’ve either worked on them at another time, auditioned for them, or know someone who is on them … but none of us are allowed to talk about it for months or longer.”

We talked around what we’re doing a little bit, and then we all went our separate ways.

This is a cool and awesome thing that I get to do. I hear mean and dismissive things from dicks on the Internet all the time about how I don’t do anything and I’m lame and all that stuff, and for awhile, a big part of me believed it. But when I do things like this work today, and the thing I did a couple days ago, and this thing that I’m doing next week, I realize that they’re full of shit. I’m doing a lot of cool stuff, it’s just stuff that I can’t talk about.

This thing, though, in particular, is really great. I’m excited as hell to talk about it at some point in the Mysterious Future, probably after [network] announces it and then gets mad at me for announcing it myself three days later.

blog Photo Credit Tony Case on Flickr

I’m the boss of me. (Or, how’s that reboot working out for ya?)

Posted on 31 May, 2016 By Wil

It’s been about seven months since I decided to hit the reboot button on my life, and it’s time to check in and see how I’m doing.

The real challenge this month, and the 54,000 dollar question is: is it worth it?

The fact that I’ve waited until the last day .. even the last half of the last day … of the month should give some indication as to where I’m at, emotionally, right now.

I mostly feel good. I’m mostly sleeping well (other than a couple of intensely terrible nightmare nights), I don’t feel like I’m missing out on any food I want, and I haven’t really missed beer that much. But I feel like the reboot curve has flattened out, and now I’m through the part where I see and experience dramatic results all the time, and I’m in the long dark teatime of the soul.

That’s, uh, that’s not where I really am. My fingers just typed that because it was amusing to me. I’m in the long and boring maintenance part of this, while I adjust to a new normal. I feel really good in my body, the exercise is actually fun, cooking healthy food is fun and delicious, and I can have ice cream almost every night, because I’m taking good care of myself in every other aspect of my life and if I want to have ice cream then goddammit I am going to.

But when someone tells me that I look really good (“ten years younger” is the most common thing, which is nice) and they want to know how I did it in such a short period of time, I tell them that I just took everything I liked and replaced it with water and exercise (which isn’t my phrase, I heard it somewhere else). It’s one of those funny-but-not-ha-ha-funny jokes that isn’t a joke. It’s true … but is it worth it?

I honestly don’t know. I know that I feel good. I know that I look better than I have in years. I know that I’m in really good health, so I don’t feel trapped in a body that’s aging and trying to prevent me from doing the things I want to do.

Strangely, that all feels external and not as important as it was four or five months ago. I don’t have creative and artistic satisfaction, and I know that that is entirely my fault, because I’m not nearly doing as much as I want to do creatively. I still feel like I’m doing other people’s work, even though a lot of that work is intensely satisfying and rewarding in every way. Maybe this only makes sense inside my brain, but I feel like writing for Tabletop and Titansgrave, and doing voice work for the projects I can’t talk about is work and I am expected to do work. Writing stories and making podcasts and putting together films and junk draws from essentially the same creative well, but … I don’t know, it tastes different. It’s more satisfying, I guess. It quenches a different type of thirst.

I’m doing that kind of work a very little bit at a time, but it really does feel like my phone and my email and my texts are constantly pulling me away from it, and the year is nearly half over, and I haven’t published a single short story.

Anyway, that’s a lot of first world problem complaining that I am reluctant to even share in public, but honestly assessing how this is all going is kind of important, so there it is. Let’s check in and see how my grades are for May.

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forward, he cried

Posted on 27 May, 201627 May, 2016 By Wil

I’ve been pretty hard on myself recently, because I’m not making as many things as I want to make. Yes, I filmed a season of Tabletop, and did a bunch of voice work for various things, but I consider that professional work, which is different from personal creative stuff.

So this morning, while I was talking myself out of and into and back out of giving myself a grade for May’s Reboot status, I had this stupid idea that was amusing to me, and I made this:

The Dark Side of the Moo
The Dark Side of the Moo

I call it The Dark Side of the Moo, because I’m easily amused.

I’m sure I’m not the first person to do this, but that didn’t make it any less satisfying for me to draw and color it.

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oh, woe is we, the irony!

Posted on 23 May, 2016 By Wil

Yesterday, I had the brilliant* idea to drink two cups of matcha tea at 4pm.

I have a little matcha set, and I enjoy the whole ritual and experience around making it. I measure out a little bit into my bowl, use my fancy whisk to mix it all up, and then savor the result.

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It was so delicious, I made myself another bowl immediately after.

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SMASH CUT TO MIDNIGHT.

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