Your move, Fan Fiction Writers

Posted on 14 April, 2011 by Wil Wheaton

This is Safe for Work.

As Chris Hardwick says, I think I'm going to buy this, and skip the naughty bits so I can see the story.

(There are a bunch of NSFW behind the scenes pictures from actress April O'Neil — who is a gigantic geek, apparently — right here.)

85 thoughts on “Your move, Fan Fiction Writers”

Wil on 15 April, 2011 at 12:26 pm said:

That's a great idea, actually. So it would probably be like the Cinemax version, then?
Alex Pope on 15 April, 2011 at 12:28 pm said:

Is that link SFW? I mean… rimshot… never mind…
Alex Pope on 15 April, 2011 at 12:32 pm said:

inorite?
It’s like reading Playboy for the interviews!
Alex Pope on 15 April, 2011 at 12:44 pm said:

She’s also got a Hubble deep space image as her webpage background. Serious geek, right there.
www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10730685 on 15 April, 2011 at 12:57 pm said:

I think this fits the moment:
http://comixed.memebase.com/2011/04/13/koma-comic-strip-sexy-sexy-picard/
Parsleyfirefly on 15 April, 2011 at 1:53 pm said:

Clearly they are not going to the right parties.
archersangel.blogspot.com on 15 April, 2011 at 7:00 pm said:

if your title is a challenge to fan fic writers to write TNG porn, (i don’t know much about fan fic) but i think they do that already.
tess wright on 15 April, 2011 at 7:03 pm said:

I just wanted to say sorry for using your catch phrase @ google on twitter, they were bugging me! sorry!
Pharaoh Bender on 15 April, 2011 at 7:49 pm said:

Uh yes, I too will buy this DVD to skip over the naughty bits to watch the story. Just as I continue to pay $5/month for my subscription to SuicideGirls for the articles Wil continues to post there every week…
Russell on 15 April, 2011 at 9:59 pm said:

What’s interesting is this is a parody of an actual TNG episode! For the life of me, though, I cannot remember the title!
Th1rtyf0ur on 15 April, 2011 at 10:02 pm said:

Wow.. that certainly looks rather well-endowed. Er, produced! I meant well-produced. XD
Russell on 16 April, 2011 at 4:15 am said:

OK, I consulted the tubes of teh Internets and discovered the episode in question was “Yesterday’s Enterprise”, which was from Season 3.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yesterday's_Enterprise
Mr Maigo on 16 April, 2011 at 6:57 am said:

Birthday Gifts for friends and loved ones!!!
czeano on 16 April, 2011 at 12:36 pm said:

Should I be ashamed to admit this looks better than most of the first two seasons?
www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=611126420 on 16 April, 2011 at 5:51 pm said:

I believe the gentleman in question has been feature in Trekkies 1 or 2 as well…
Tib Xero on 16 April, 2011 at 6:02 pm said:

BUT WHO IS FLYING THE SHIP!?!?!? I’m curious if you’re not just a little offended you’re not even mentioned? I’m not saying Wesley has to be a “participant” but c’mon, he was a pretty integral part of the bridge crew….depending on which season you’re watching. It’s all about staying true to the source material people, even in porn……..ESPECIALLY in Porn!
TD on 16 April, 2011 at 7:14 pm said:

hey, I love TNG, it’s awesome, the best show on Earth ever, and TNG was trying to direct mind to higher things, not stupid genital sensation, darn, but Will- you are still awesome! I so wish there would be one more Star Trek movie with some twist that all TNG crew would be there . Is it possible to write a script like that? Wil, is it? is it? Wil?
Russell on 16 April, 2011 at 8:32 pm said:

I think this would create a time paradox on the levels of Doc Brown’s allusions in “Back To The Future”
Russell on 16 April, 2011 at 8:33 pm said:

EPIC!
Sambrodeur on 17 April, 2011 at 9:56 am said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbJ-y6BWfUc
star trek on “how it should have ended”
Littlefoot156 on 17 April, 2011 at 12:23 pm said:

thats funny. especially the star wars cross over in the end. made me laugh.
Downtheballot.blogspot.com on 17 April, 2011 at 3:03 pm said:

they made this, but not Vulcan Love Slave?
Sihaya on 17 April, 2011 at 3:34 pm said:

The definition of parody shifts a bit, but Hustler Magazine vs. Falwell pretty much cemented the bulletproof position of porn, and Hustler obviously lifted much of its material from actual advertising copy for an alcohol company, publicity shots of Falwell, etc.
Jackystjames on 17 April, 2011 at 5:02 pm said:

uh…can someone explain to me why you wouldn’t want to watch the SEX? i’m royally confused.
szhismine on 17 April, 2011 at 10:21 pm said:

i’m a bit confused by that too LOL.
Melissa on 18 April, 2011 at 8:25 am said:

The Picard guy is good, but the Riker guy has Joanthan Frakes’s eyebrow movements DOWN COLD.
Randy Stewart on 18 April, 2011 at 1:46 pm said:

That guy playing Picard looks like him a lot – I had to do a double take. Troi is hot too…I see her in a whole new light now. I think the actors need to go see Ivan Markota though.
David Greene on 18 April, 2011 at 3:02 pm said:

That actually looks like a deadly episode of TNG!! lol
Anna Fruen on 20 April, 2011 at 2:33 am said:

Wait. In order to be classed as a parody, doesn’t it have to be implausible in some way? That looked legit to me.
Anna Fruen on 20 April, 2011 at 2:34 am said:

What sequels? LA LA LA CAN’T HEAR YOU
Anna Fruen on 20 April, 2011 at 2:35 am said:

Nah mate, that’s Lahndan!
Wil on 20 April, 2011 at 11:32 am said:

Tasha's wig looks pretty damn implausible to me.
Rockdawg1965 on 20 April, 2011 at 10:32 pm said:

No, it’s not. That’s the impressive thing. It takes the results of Yesterday’s Enterprise about a time paradox that results in Tasha’s kid from that episode being a Romulan in the regular show’s ‘timeline’ in later episodes and adds a second paradox where that doesn’t happen.
Pr0n guys they may be, but true geeks wrote that thing.
*EDIT* Can you believe that ‘Romulan” is not in the Firefox default dictionary? Pathetic!
Russell on 20 April, 2011 at 11:26 pm said:

Pr0n guys they may be, but true geeks wrote that thing.
Kinda crazy to read that statement
Russell on 20 April, 2011 at 11:28 pm said:

I’d have to agree with Wil’s assessment on that one … that and Riker’s appearance