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As Chris Hardwick says, I think I'm going to buy this, and skip the naughty bits so I can see the story.

(There are a bunch of NSFW behind the scenes pictures from actress April O'Neil — who is a gigantic geek, apparently — right here.)

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14 April, 2011 Wil

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85 thoughts on “Your move, Fan Fiction Writers”

  1. jramboz says:
    14 April, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    I was just looking at some of the behind the scenes pics from the filming, and the amount of loving detail put into this production is incredible, right down to the model of the Stargazer in the conference room!
    IIRC, the BATMAN XXX DVD had a “no sex” option for those who just wanted to watch the story. I hope this has something similar. Yes, I am wishing for a no sex option on a porn film. Yes, I turned in my man card yesterday, thankyouverymuch.

  2. Lilacwire says:
    14 April, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    I was just avoiding this on i09 because I thought it would be naughty. Thanks for letting me know it was ok to watch at work, Good Wil Wheaton!

  3. Kdakmmt says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    the scary part is the guy that is playing picard does a great job of it.

  4. Marlewen says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    This is totally going into my porn library. Right along with a Pirate story that a friend of mine watched. She fast forwarded through all of the porn bits just for the story XD
    Also, there’s a Batman XXX DVD? WHERE WAS I WHEN THIS HAPPENED?!

  5. Wil says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    BATMAN?! WHAT?!
    To the Internet!!

  6. Wil says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    I think he's a professional Picard impersonator. I don't think he's an actual porn actor guy.

  7. twitter.com/onegemini says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    The Picard wasn’t bad, though I thought his accent a bit northern.
    Then I remembered, “lots of planets have a north.”

  8. MeiLin Miranda says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    I thought the Picard sounded a bit Aussie, though I suppose lots of planets have a Down Under, too. 🙂

  9. gesh says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    quick unrelated q: what e-mail can you be reached on (if any)?

  10. jramboz says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    I suspect there will be a lot of “Down Under” in this film. If you take my meaning.

  11. Wil says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    It's on my contact page.

  12. jramboz says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    I think it came out earlier this year or last year. It was a similarly loving send-up of the 60’s series. Uh, with sex.

  13. StarkRG says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    YES! Now I have this, the Avatar parody (“This is how sky people connect.”) and the Simpsons parody to buy. Personally I think the Flintstones, Big Bang Theory, and Scooby Doo parodies don’t look that great from the trailers.
    @Lilacwire, I’ve yet to come across a porn parody trailer that isn’t visually safe for work (the audio might contain references that aren’t, but headphones will deal with that). I’m not saying there aren’t any, I just haven’t seen them. Also, if you watch them on youtube it should let you know it’s NSFW before watching it.

  14. Kpatl says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    Apparently, from this thread, no need to hand in the man card. There are so many movies I wish had a “no sex” option.

  15. Wannabeelf says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    O.O my mind is officially blown.

  16. MeiLin Miranda says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    http://www.instantrimshot.com/

  17. jramboz says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    I think I need a browser add-on to automatically append that URL to the end of all my tweets.

  18. MeiLin Miranda says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:12 pm

    Make it so!

  19. Bentley J. says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    I’ll have to check this out. Video slash! I have been living under a rock, because I never knew things like this existed. It’s pretty easy to write slash, but a Real Job to produce a work like this.

  20. pojut says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    One of the first “Adult” films I ever saw had Randy West in it…it was called Star Trek: The Next Penetration. And the sequel?
    Star Trek: The Search for Sperm.

  21. twitter.com/MsJannicke says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:22 pm

    They’ve put quite a bit of effort into that, haven’t they?
    I’ve actually challenged the guy playing Picard to a Captain-off once. I think he might have won due to actually looking like Picard while I was trying to pull off a female version of Mirror!Kirk.

  22. Masque Racooon says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    That’s got a surprisingly high production quality. And they actually understand the lore of ST:TNG! I’m absolutely amazed at this.
    And yes, even though I like porn, I’ll probably skip the sex scenes for this. I’m more curious to see how they run with the story.

  23. Joeltelling says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    I wish The Matrix movie had a “no sequels” option.

  24. Kevinchu says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    Is it wrong that I want to see this for the plot?

  25. Dumb White Guy says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    With a chosen nom du porn such as April O’Neil (hotty reporter for channel six news in TMNT), how could she NOT be a geek?

  26. Wil says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    I know, right?

  27. Good_Old_Voli says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    Is that other woman supposed to be Leah Brahms? And yeah, that Picard is excellent.

  28. Neadcb says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    Gah, stupid network filtering system. Youtube – blacklisted. Have to wait to end of business day.

  29. Neadcb says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    Gah – stupid network filtering system. Youtube – blacklisted. But the nsfw type still pictures aren’t. Have to wait till end of business day to watch the movie.

  30. Ian A. A. Watson says:
    14 April, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    I am duly impressed. These guys are clearly fans. They’ve got Tasha Yar (a clone?) in a Romulan plot, Sela, what appears to be Leah Brahms, one of the better fan made/low budget replicas of the D’s bridge I’ve seen…
    Yeah, count me in for “skipping the sex, watching for the story.”

  31. Kay_em_di says:
    14 April, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    The first time I heard of the Batman Porn was back in…May, I think? It was awhile ago.
    Um…I’ll just copy and paste the link to the trailer here. It’s MOSTLY SFW, aside from some animation at the end which I deem NSFWish. Warning: it is absurd.
    http://youtu.be/UD0YQoAqmrU

  32. Lilythmageborn says:
    14 April, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    Evil Wil Wheaton would ask for a guest spot on this.
    I wonder if there’s a Q?

  33. Kay_em_di says:
    14 April, 2011 at 4:04 pm

    ….I’ll admit, “The Next Penetration” made me start giggling ludicrously. Hi, I have the maturity of a twelve-year-old!

  34. Kay_em_di says:
    14 April, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    I think the first time I heard of it was on ComicsAlliance, if that’s any help.

  35. Queen Anthai says:
    14 April, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    Considering your well-documented former crush on Marina Sirtis, how weird and/or awesome is it going to be for you to watch Counselor Troi get boned? 🙂

  36. bubbette.livejournal.com says:
    14 April, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    I can’t remember the “parody” rules, but I’m still thinking that Paramount is fastidious about their copyrights. Someone’s going to get spanked…and not in a pornographic way.
    Or am I imagining that those clips are not “borrowed” from copyrighted footage?

  37. fmphoenixhawk.livejournal.com says:
    14 April, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    Yeah, and I wonder if she starred in a TMNT porno?

  38. Witchburgers says:
    14 April, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    Well hell now I might have to buy this for the hubby for S&G’s!!

  39. Damien Ashburton-Dunning says:
    14 April, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    Wow, they seem to have put more effort into the plot than I would have expected. That said, I don’t think I’ll be watching, sex or not. It’s kind of an uncanny valley effect. Seeing a bunch of people who look like, but aren’t, the TNG cast.
    It doesn’t look like there’s a Wesley in this, if there was, would it feel weird for you Wil, or would you be okay with it? (let’s assume an 18+ Wesley, otherwise, well…that would be just wrong)

  40. beth9133 says:
    14 April, 2011 at 6:28 pm

    Ok, that was funny…

  41. Bigtotoro says:
    14 April, 2011 at 6:48 pm

    There were actually two Batman parodies. One that was a silly throwback to the original show and the other was a dark and creepy version of the newer (last 25 years) version of the character. Apparently, the newer one is really good and could be borderline official.

  42. woodybade says:
    14 April, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    Oddly enough, it looks like evil-Wesley Crusher does have a part in this, and about to get it on with Ensign Ro.
    If that’s the case…I’m going to be so proud of my my home-boy Wes!

  43. Mstrfantastic says:
    14 April, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    Now can Wil get through watching this if he imagines the guy playing “Data” in the porn actually uses the voice Brent Spiner used in Night Court?

  44. Timewalker says:
    14 April, 2011 at 9:46 pm

    Uhmm… I’m thinking that might be Worf with Ro.
    I agree with all of the other compliments.
    Except that Tasha wig is extremely distracting. I keep wondering if it’s going to slide around while Data is interfacing with her.

  45. Kendiara says:
    14 April, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    This gives me great and awesome giggles. I worked at a call center and my nickname was Tasha Yar because I always thought Data was the perfect man 🙂

  46. Alan says:
    14 April, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    DO DO Do Do do do Do Do DO!!!

  47. Sarcasmaniac says:
    15 April, 2011 at 12:15 am

    Have a look at http://www.facebook.com/pages/Star-Trek-Intrepid/166890306664251 – he’ll be featuring in a Scottish Trek fanfilm production soon(-ish)

  48. woodybade says:
    15 April, 2011 at 3:54 am

    In the video, yes, but on that April’s page, there’s a pic of an Ensign with a striking Crusher resemblance holding Ro’s boob.
    i never thought I would utter that sentence in my life.

  49. Timewalker says:
    15 April, 2011 at 8:31 am

    Ah, I see what you mean. Could be…..

  50. Mark Bozulich says:
    15 April, 2011 at 11:53 am

    No need to worry about all the work of skipping the sex scenes. If you’re into that sort of thing. Word on the street is that it will include a bonus “party version” disc. The “party” disk allows you to view the film without any of the adult content, with nothing in it above a PG-13 level…..

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