Hey party peopole!
I’m doing this thing that I think is really, really funny, and cool: I’m sponsoring the “Weblog of the Millennium” in the anti-bloggies!
See, in their rules, the antibloggies clearly state that I’m not even eligible, and since they’re anti-, and since WWDN recieved so many bloggies…I just thought it was very funny, and stuff for me to sponsor that category. So you should head on over and nominate some cool sites, that aren’t WWDN.
How about that Super Bowl? I missed most of it because I was working, but I’m so glad that New England won…way to go Underdogs!
I did get to see this one commercial, that said that if you use drugs, you’re supporting terrorism, which is nice, because I thought that giving 43 million dollars to the Taliban to kill opium poppies was supporting terrorism, but TV learned me good.
Speaking of Emperor Bush, how about that new budget? Yay! Defecit spending is back! We’re gonna party like it’s 1989! Pick up your Rubik’s Cube, and put some shoulder pads in your T-shirt!
I mean, I didn’t think Bush could do much better than declaring war on the entire world in his State of the Union address, or trying to sneak in another broadside against women’s rights to control their own bodies…but he totally went and did it! That crazy G.W…you never know what he’ll do next!
Darnit. I totally have to leave for work now, just as I was getting my sarcasm mojo workin’
I hope everyone has a great day.
Try this: hold a door open for a stranger today. It’s a nice thing to do 🙂
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damn you, jbay. I had to do your job in Soapbox.
there was a thread begging for a “shut up, you tea drinking fuck” and so I had to post it.
Blah blah blah. I won Bloggies. Blah blah blah. It’s a good thing, because you’ll never win an Emmy or a Grammy. Enough of the self advertising already. It makes you look an even bigger prick.
Yes, that’s right, we shouldn’t use abortion for birth control, especially multiple times…I’m all for making people take responsibility for their actions. Because that’s a much better alternative for everyone involved – man, those people will make awesome parents.
Sure.
I have found that the phrase “shut up, you tea-drinking fuck” can be use more than once per day. By the way, gigi, you Canukians sure drink a lot of tea, don’t you. I think you know where I’m going with this.
I don’t mean to come off attacking anyone, but I have to agree with the whole fetus as a person bit. Of course, that’s what makes America great isn’t it? That we can agree to disagree.
ANNOUNCEMENT:
If ww ever wins a Grammy, I promise I will personally eat the award statuette on pay-per-view television. Now an Emmy, I wouldn’t rule out.
liable to cause indigestion.
Tammy – you missed my point. My point is that WE don’t elect our president. We (all of us) elect someone to ultimately make that decision for us – the members of the Electoral College. By the majority of individual votes,though, Al Gore won the election. This is not a joke, and this has nothing to do with “the votes need to be recounted in Florida” blah blah blah. The final count of the popular vote (our individual votes counted, not state by state, but one by one without regard to state) has Al Gore beating George Bush by 500,000 votes or so. That’s my point.
…and then after the smoke is cleared, and the rubble has been swept away, me and Spudnuts will peek out our heads. We’ve been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level, frum a bunker.
We did it. We beat the bastards of City Hall!
But now what will we do?
We must rebuild.
But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it’s got to be someone with the know-how and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land. No, not me and Spudnuts, we don’t have the cognitive capacity to lead…
Allright! We’ll do it!
We’ll lead as two kings…
But go to the poll on CNN.com today and you’ll see that 54% answer no to this question…
“Can gay couples make good adoptive parents?”
That’s because 54% of people are assholes.
But Buffy, the primary organization of pediatricians issued an opinion today that gay adoption should be legalized because it’s good for the kids.
Every cloud has a silver lining, to quote a trite phrase.
I’m from Boston, not the biggest Patriots fan, but I always appreciate it when they win. It’s very exciting that they won last night, though, especially by such a close margin!
Last week, I was told that the Justice Department spent $8,000 to buy drapes to cover up a half-nude female statue representing justice. Apparently Ashcroft was tired of issuing statements with a bare breast peeping over his shoulder.
Anyone up for ordering a specially made Hooters t-shirt and sending it to the attorney general?
I only saw you in Stand by Me, Wil, but I really enjoyed it.
Glad to see you online, mate. Take care.
Next CNN poll…
http://lakerbago.com/misc/wilpoll.jpg
Hot Soup Girl:
Like you, I try to practice safe sex. Right now, it’s oral sex only. We stand at opposite ends of the room and yell “Screw you” and “Up yours” etc.
.. maybe that should be called ‘Aural Sex’ ??
leesten, meester bai, donut make me use my relation to a certain wallpaper pinup bear (all hail kurvybear’s ass, the maple leaf state) to send the wrath of kai to your house. or telephone.
where did those soundfiles go?
i think this convo needs d’ohnut, the purple gaseous god. 😉
Dammit, Spudnuts, I can’t get that damn poll to work.
Anyone remember that Denis Leary tune? “I’m an Asshole”…
Okay, Spudnuts… you offered to buy that book so people would stop having kids. I know of several of my students who could use a copy. Shall I send my address?
And while we are all at it… Anyone wanna start a money pool for Vanna, so she can have a fake hand instead of a hook? It must hurt to wipe her ass.
Cera
Oh and on the next CNN poll… What if we all voted that we were Wil just for shits and giggles.
I ain’t buying copies for your students.
This is an offer which applies only to underpriveleged posters at WWDN what are prone to getting their jimmies and/or coochies into situations likely to cause children-happening.
If that’s you, then step right up.
Here’s my addy:
[email protected]
Wow. I can’t really contribute much at this point, but kudos to everyone for this discussion. Very, very cool.
Especially to Spudnuts. You rock, and sum up what I’d want to say much better than I could.
‘Nuff said.
If you buy gasoline you support terrorism. It all comes down to oil. Now, some of you might think that George Walker-Lindh Bush, Jr. is an oil man, but that’s not entirely the truth.
He’s a failed oil man, much like Ken Lay, with the same insider stock sell off, but for much less money. $2,000,000 is still less than $30,000,000. Considering this, I can say with full confidence that GWLB is not supporting terrorism–but only because he couldn’t even balance a piggy-bank for profit, let alone the budget.
Welcome to the great leap backwards. Can anyone here who actually supports Bush say that their life was better–especially on the grounds that they support him–than it was two years ago?
I thought not,
Aleph
Nayir – you’re correct; I did miss your point about electoral colleges. I skim through most of these comments (there are far too many to read in detail) and, um, didn’t read yours properly, I guess. I don’t necessarily agree with the part about Gore winning the popular vote, but I *do* see what you were saying in your comments.
Also,
It bears mentioning that Adolph Hitler:
a)Rose to power by manipulating election laws.
b)Was an enormously popular wartime “president”.
Aleph
Spudnuts:
Until now, I thought you might be Pat “Seig Heil” Buchanan, but if you were I suppose you’d be offering copies of “The Death of the West”, which touches on the “how many kids” subject.
http://www.msnbc.com/news/694537.asp
I didn’t vote for George. I chose the lesser of two evils, then got on a plane and flew to England, where I read all about the fiasco every day on the front page of the Times… how embarassing.
Pat Buchanan is in the White House.
>Pat Buchanan is in the White House.
Why, that gives me goose steps, er, goose bumps.
I can’t wait till globalization takes hold
Tammy, I have another question for you. (And I so don’t mean this as a flame and I apologize profusely right now if it comes off that way. I’m truly interested in what you have to say. I’m all about healthy debate. 🙂 ) What do you mean that you don’t agree with the fact that Gore won the popular vote? I mean, when the votes were counted he came out ahead. In fact, that was one of the big issues while the votes were coming in, wasn’t it? There was concern that the popular vote and the electoral votes would come out to favor different people, and that’s what happened. Electoral to Bush and Popular to Gore. I’m interested in your reasonings behind how Gore didn’t win the popular vote? (And again, I apologize if this sounds like a flame, because it’s truly not how I meant it.)
Dude, you’re my hero, Wil.
And that ain’t sarcasm, buddy.
Well I did not vote for HIM either! Also I beleive that “GOOGLY GOO”s post makes a good
point for abortion..as in “intellectual quota”
or survival of the species…weeding out process
so to speak…nuff said
Spudnuts you rock!!! In fact YOU are one of the
best reasons to visit WWDN..Aw shucks I guess
I have a crush on your mind…
Did anyone like U2 yesterday? (I did)
Is there a single fucking American on this shit hole? I see lots of people who live in a false word where everything is beautiful and if I don’t hurt you, you won’t hurt me. Face it there are some VERY EVIL bastards in the world that do not deserve to live for the greater good. To bad all you bleeding heart liberals can’t get past your pacifists nose to see that. You people who think we shouldn’t fight terrorism are going to be the death of this country. Instead of holding the door for somebody today why don’t you get proactive for this country and quit drinking the liberal kool-aid. try supporting our troops who are defending this country so all you fucking pansys can whine about Bush being president and making little SNL style quips about him while you chug down more kool-aid.
DWD
DWD,
Your a war mongering fool
Your type of people will have nukes pointed at the US and possiably have the world in radioactive death.
Emma Peel:
THANKS for pointing out how poorly we really are doing in Texas, The Shrub has done all he can to help his friends. (Michael Moore’s latest rant at http://www.michaelmoore.com about Bush & Enron is salient!)
I am a state employee, been one now for 14 years, I work in Human services at a residential facility that serves 365 adults with mental retardation and other disabilities and we are HURTING… our budget got slammed since The Shrub took office and Rick Perry (he who wishes to brand us with his Gov’nor ads!) ain’t helping matters. I literally go begging for needed furniture and electronics through the State Surplus site.
I’m watching The Shrub’s cronies trying to privitize all STATE services….which would be ok if they were even comparable but they are NOT!!! We’ve had more deaths of folks in private runs homes than in the State institutions…we take pride in being there for those who depend on us, even when our own State government disses us. We would not have even gotten a raise last fiscal if not for the McConley 7 who broke out and made a huge media stink for the State…you will hear about our State getting it’s ASS sued off soon for doing something wrong in our human services systems… it’s not a measure of how now, it’s only “when” – which is scary!
I also like to remind people that he and his kin, ARE NOT TEXANS!!! Rich carpetbaggers… who came and made a “residence” in Texas since WE DON’T HAVE A STATE TAX!!! Bums!
Some people vote for those with the names… we all need to rise up and join those causes we truly believe in, no matter what the party so we can try and salvage the values of this country… get involved, vote!
— B. Martin, the soverign State of Texas
Oh, and I just finished reading the comments. Spudnuts, I’m in love.
I’d touch on the abortion debate, but if I do I’ll get all huffy and stuff, and that’ll give me a stomachache, and that won’t be good.
Suffice to say, I’ll stick with the pro-choice camp.
Dubya’s sadly lacking in the qualifications department.
I have no idea what to do about a “war on drugs”, especially when the phrase itself makes me want to vomit. Which reminds me – “war on terrorism”? Excuse me, my lunch is threatening to come up. This whole thing makes me ill. Goddangit.
Great, defecit spending. As if the 80s weren’t bad enough. Thank you, Dubya, you weren’t enough of an idiot, you had to go and prove it again. Let me repeat just in case history hadn’t spoken for itself – trickle-down economics is bullcrap. Defecit spending = crap. YEARG.
Ok, that went on a lot longer than planned.
In any case, I’m in love with Spudnuts, until he says something I don’t like, in which case I will either stop loving him or forget he said the offensive thing.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled browsing.
Oh, and DWD – dude, I’m American. I hate kool-aid. So, in the words of Mike from Frumpy the Clown –
“YOU MUST CHILL!”
Thank you.
On second thought – yes, there are nasty people in the world. They do indeed suck.
But there’s something to be said for people who feel the need to remind others of this fact, others who are well-aware of it.
And when they’re warned with bad grammar and spelling?… come on, man, you can do better.
So, DWD, my challenge to you is this: get your head out of your poorly-educated rear and start thinking for a change.
On a more pleasant note, I don’t have class this week.
Gaea,
No worries. If hours wants to flame me for what I wrote, then by all means, that HIS RIGHT as a human being, He may not agree, that’s HIS RIGHT as a person, He may also not be INFORMED of what is actually going on around him. Is that his right? Yes, it is.
However, I am of the opinion that ignorance is never an excuse.
Many people who post that members of the Military are ‘Baby Killers’ are just plain ignorant.
I bet the Vets would have gotten more than they did if the civilian populace LIKE Hours had given them the credit they deserved.
I’m by no means trying to shove anything down anyone’s throat.
If I was, you’d know.
What I was doing, however, was enlightening those who ARE ignorant.
That is how we learn, is through the knowledge of others.
~Kaylin
Despite Bush’s handling of Sept. 11th, which I still support, WE are now a nation divided in half between Bush and Clinton. Don’t let those loving 80+% Bush ratings fool you because Bush Daddy fell for that trap before he got beat by Clinton, the Govenror of Arkansas. Yes, I say all of this because I love Wil.
Despite Bush’s handling of Sept. 11th, which I still support, WE are now a nation divided in half between Bush and Clinton. Don’t let those loving 80+% Bush ratings fool you because Bush Daddy fell for that trap before he got beat by Clinton, the Govenror of Arkansas. Yes, I say all of this because I love Wil.
My eyes burn, but my brain is happy.
135 comments, and only 3 complety idiotic flames.
Way to go, people! you all rule, regardless of your politics.
And for the record, I’m not a Democrat. I’m currently Independent, with Libertarian leanings… I want a smaller government that keeps itself out of my house, and isn’t wasting my money.
And I, too, think that Spudnuts is the best thing about WWDN.
Word.
“And when they’re warned with bad grammar and spelling?…” KJB
I have found that those who use this to help defend their position don’t have much of a position to begin with and just need SOMETHING to validate their side. But hey, nice try!
Obviously I do need to re-educate you on the events of September 11th. These assholes are not going away and while I was at work today (that’s right folks, some of us have to work to help support the lazy fuckers in this country) the terrorists all over the world were thinking of new ways to bring another September 11th upon us. Unless we do something proactive against them then this country is truly defeated.
I find it interesting you mention school…I suppose that since you listen to some facist, bleeding heart professor all day, who only wishes they had a strong bead on things that you to thru osmosis or tactial contact have also picked up this false wisdom. You are not enlightened nor do you have any idea how the real word operates or thinks.
JENN – You are a pacifist fool. My “type” is the only reason why there is a country called The United States of America. Laying down and not fighting for your country has never won a war. Had the colonsits said screw it I’ll pay the tax and never rose up against King George we would have heard Mariah Carey singing a horrible remdition of “God Save the Queen”. Educate yourself a little bit on nuclear weapons and war and it will make a world of difference for you. Mutual destruction has kept this world save since World War II. Had the US never developed or dropped nuclear weapons on Japan, the Allies would of had to enter Japan on foot and millions of soldiers would have been killed in the battle and there is no real proof that the Axis powers could of won the war. Watch the History channel once in a while, it really is educational.
I’m having an awesome day.
DWD
Kelly V-
“Wait a second, Trapper Keepers were the thing when I was in early elementary which puts it sometime around ’85 or earlier, too. I had my Batman shirt when I was in about 4th grade which makes THAT about ’86….”
I’m talking about the Michael Keaton Batman that came out in the summer of ’89. And the last year I bought a Trapper Keeper was for the 88-89 school year (cuz the next year I entered H.S.).
Speaking of the 1980’s, what ever happened to Chad Allen? I was never a fan of his, but visiting WWDN has made wonder about other 1980’s T.V. “Heart Throbs” that used to grace the pages of Tiger Beat and Bop! Which I only read for the hard hitting journalism 🙂
DWD,
I completely agree with your statement about there being some “very evil bastards” out there (I read the papers and study history too, bud). Being a Bush critic doesn’t make a person nieve, a pacifist, opposed to the fight against terrorism, or a “fucking pansys [sic]” either.
You see, reactions like yours are why people are upset with the “with us or against us”.
Dubya opens doors only he can see. Ain’t politics a hoot.
Oh, this is going to be fun.
DWD, I hate to break it to you, but it’s kind of hard to be a fascist and a bleeding-heart at the same time. Weird, I know, but that’s how it works.
I also find your comment about using language as a weak validation to be one of the silliest things I’ve ever heard, and I’ve heard a lot, being a non-Catholic at a Catholic school. Language is what humans use to communicate, as a rule. If it’s used poorly, then the person who’s trying to communicate with it isn’t doing as good a job as they could be doing.
Good for you for working. Of course, that gives you no right to bash others for commenting on this board, as I’m sure you were hinting. No one likes to be called a “lazy fucker”. That kind of comment makes very few friends; then again, that’s probably not your aim here.
As to the re-education you speak of? Please don’t bother. If this event were to go anything like your recent comments, well then, I have no intention of sticking around listening to someone who has so much contempt for his fellow man.
Hell, a little revolution may not be a bad thing at all, but let’s think about this. Violent retaliation for something that was done for that express purpose, to show how badbadbad the USA is? I don’t know what the proper response to 9/11 is, but I’m pretty damn sure that what we’re doing isn’t the greatest idea ever concieved.
Then again, I don’t have any suggestions. Well, no, wait. I’d have to go with the choice on winamp.com – kick bin Laden in the nuts repeatedly.
So, to finish, I apologize to Wil for making this into a flamewar-type thing. You rule, dude.
At least a liberal education encourages thinking.
Hmmm… forget Trapper Keepers and Chad Allen. The best thing about the 80s was in 1987, when I escaped from the seventh circle of Hell that was the Catholic School I attended during my formative years.
*shudders*
I agree with Wil… let em stop waisting my money !!!
Dont get scared people, that a REALLY old link, to a really old home page 🙂 But those are my blessings in life 🙂
Amy
And when i say old, I mean it…. I was still married then !
DWD,
War of 1812…..Vietnam….Oh yeah US rules! I rather be able to sing “God Save the Queen” if it means that other countrys hate me and want me dead for living in a country that likes to play the King of the world. I have nothing against defending our country…I DO have a problem when defending turns into lets just be a big ass bully towards countrys who do and say things we don’t agree with. And if you don’t know anything about the war of 1812….ASK some CANADIANs….they love reminding people of that lovely little speed bump in American US history.
Go CANADA ….You guys kicked our (USA) butts!! Love ya crazy Canucks!
At least a liberal education encourages thinking. KJB
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Funniest comment I’ve heard all evening, and I’ve been watching CNN! A liberal education (isn’t that an oxymoron?) isn’t an education, all that your “taught” is no matter how hard you work you can’t help yourself but if you give me your hand I can help you brother. The whole foundation of liberalism requires that a people believe that the liberals are needed to be in control for the average person to get ahead. You are a slave to the liberals, can’t you see that? You don’t need liberals to get ahead in life, they need you! As long as you buy into there ideology you will be there slave and there only foot hold! Liberals say they are “the peoples party” NO, “the people are the liberals party”. As soon as liberal supporters see that it is really themselves who have the power and not the liberal controllers then you can get ahead in life and business.
I have walked thru the valley of the shadow of the liberals…WWDN.
DWD
So how do you propose we sort through this whole mess, DWD?