Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy


That’s Keith on the left, and Adam on the right.
That’s Sweet Uncle Willie in the middle.

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155 thoughts on “Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy”

  1. The first thing that hat made me think of is Steve Martin in “Three Amigos.”
    And this is SCREAMING for a photoshop contest when the ‘box is working again!

  4. I think i’m a little scared… but I really don’t want to mention that. Yup., Just keepin’ my mouth *shut* bout the picture.

  8. I’ll give $5 for the pendant. Shit, $50 for the whole outfit (cane included) and there’s a deal if I ever heard one.
    Who’s the guy glomming in the background behind Keith’s elbow?

  9. That tiny African-American gentleman serves as the “conscience” of Mr. Van Straaten, the angel perched upon his shoulder, if you will.

  10. Ummmmm, impressive, Sparks! But, I think we were shielded by your love for us, in that the pic is NOT in all its color glory? Please tell me that’s true, huh? huh?

  12. that getup o’ wil’s is really strange and frightening (but these comments are hilarious!)

  13. Think of all the polyester tigers that gave their lives for the sake of comedy…it

  14. Think of all the polyester tigers that gave their lives for the sake of comedy…it

  15. Think of all the polyester tigers that gave their lives for the sake of comedy…it

  18. Very nice. I especially like how your head is canted to the side in that cocksure “Bitch, you betta have mah money or I gon’ haveta use mah pimp cane” sort of look. (I do not advocate the beating of ANYONE with canes for money.) Look out, Son of Dolemite. Here comes Sweet Uncle Willie.

  19. THIS is sooooooo sad…Uncle Wil the depths you
    have sunk too for publicity…(but funny!)

  20. Listen, Huggy Bear just called. He wants you to drop his dry cleaning off at the pool hall. Don’t be late. : )

  22. Uncle Willie just needs the ’72 Oldmobile Cutlass Pimpmobile, and he’d have the full style goin’ down.

  23. This is so odd that I had to look at it for awhile, go away and then come back and look at it some more. Kinda like a car accident or something. : )
    On the other hand I’ve got to admire anyone who is willing to put themselves out like that for their art. I could never do it.

  26. I would just like to say:
    1. Hello
    2. Nice Digs Wil
    3. Is that picture available in color?
    Thank you.
    Go back to your lives citizens.

  28. You turned comments back on when I wasn’t looking?
    What kind of a hat is that???
    Even on ’70’s TV I never saw anyone wearing anything like that.

  30. Now thats the sort of thing that Wesley Crusher should have been wearing on the Enterprize. Picard would get mouthy and he could back hand him and tell him to ease up fool.

  31. *cries* Oh God…I’ll never be able to watch another re-run of ST:TNG AGAIN. At least, if it features Wesley. I stopped watching DS9 after Jadzia went bye-bye, Voyager has been ruined for me by someone suddenly blurting, “Chakotex!” and I only watch ST:TOS for comic relief anyway. Now TNG is off the list of shows-I-can-watch-with-a-straight-face. All that’s left is Enterprise, but I refuse to watch a show where-in the Quantam Leap man plays a Starship Captain. *hee*

  32. Now submitted to Fark photoshop queue.
    My recent behavior on Fark is going to get me kicked off the soapbox, I swear. It’s the withdrawl! I plead temporary insanity!

  33. Ok, we have rules now? We can’t use kiddy speech?
    That’s going to piss AOL off o well. OOPS! Anywayz you should post pics up more often. GOOD IDEA!
    Nick

  35. nice photo.
    i think that’s a nice photo.
    which one is wil wheaton?
    he’s the nicest out of the three.
    at least.
    maybe the second nicest.
    but i’ll fight you,
    anyway.

  36. Corbin said:
    >> Is that picture available in color?
    Seriously, though.
    I don’t know what you hand out at cons and shit, but if I had to pay five bucks (or whatever the going rate is) for an autographed photo, THAT’S the only picture I’d be interested in.

  40. wonders how long their marriage will last after Anne discovers this picture featuring Uncle Willie’s midlife crisis 😉

  41. hey baby,
    looking good in those pimp clothes maybe i should start giving you more than 10 percent this time. no really you look really,really, really, sexy.

  42. Actually, I’m pretty goddamned sure this is a publicity still from Nemesis.
    For some inexplicable reason Wesley is spending time in the holodeck with Freud and Andy Dick and an unnamed chino-sporting dude, possibly a dentist or tax attorney from 1983.
    And judging by the mission-style roof in the background, they have chosen to rendezvous at a Del Taco or possibly at the Nixon Library in Yorba Linda.
    See.
    Now this is the kind of out-of-the-box thinking which might get me interested in Trek again.

  44. Every guy has to have a pimp pic. I don’t know why, but I think that’s how it should be. I know, I’m nuts. But I think it’s cool. Nice Ho’s too.

  46. What’s weird is I immediately thought about the great 90’s hippie band Jellyfish when I thought this… tell me you’re also wearing purple crushed velvet pants and the look will be complete!
    Have a great day!

  49. does anyone else think wil looks a bit like a confused billie joe armstrong in that pic?

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