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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

That THAT, Comic Book Guy!

Posted on 8 June, 2002 By Wil

eBay is auctioning tons of really cool TNG things. They have original scripts, some props, and some stuff from some other shows.
Included in this huge lot of stuff is a series of memos written by Bob Justman, one of the main creative producers and a very cool guy, to Gene Roddenberry. In the memos, Bob gives notes on the various scripts and story ideas.
This memo is about the episode “Code of Honor”:

“Next problem. No Wes. We have Will Wheaton on a 13 out of 13 deal — just like our other regulars. We pay him whether we photograph him or not. If we don’t use him, all his teenybopper fans are going to be disappointed and we won’t be taking advantage of one of our new show’s greatest assets. I’m told we’re not using him because our writers don

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  1. i_ate_the_sandbox says:
    8 June, 2002 at 11:04 am

    “And Bob said, ‘Let there be Wil’…”

  2. jerhanner says:
    8 June, 2002 at 11:09 am

    Not all your fans were teenyboppers! Sheesh!

  3. Mark says:
    8 June, 2002 at 11:10 am

    Wil had teenybopper fans? I wonder what happened to them.

  4. Steve says:
    8 June, 2002 at 11:14 am

    Wil-
    Was there ever any doubt? As one of those “teenyboppers” Bob is referring to, I say “here here.”
    It’s kind of funny to hear that, cuz they DID seem to have some troubles writing for you at the very beginning.
    *bad Farpoint flashback*
    I also find the comments about Rick B amusing. To think, Bob pretty much forshadowed the future of the Trek Legacy in that one sentance.
    Hella cool!
    Go put that “Ensign Crusher-mint-in-box” money to good use! Get bidding and good luck!

  5. Cherish says:
    8 June, 2002 at 11:14 am

    No jerhanner they weren’t….
    but if you think about it, TNG was intended to bring back the old die hard fans as well as bring in a newer younger group of viewers, and really that is what Wil’s character was originally designed to do…hook those of us who were teens who may or may not have grown up as trek fans to begin with…he was an access point for a whole different demographic.
    So in a way…Wesley Crusher is in part responsible for the continuation of later expansions of Trek, DS9, Voyager, and Enterprise.

  6. NephraTari says:
    8 June, 2002 at 11:16 am

    Interesting Memo, I would definately bid on that if I were you! (It’s a great ego booster as well) 😉

  7. angry penguin says:
    8 June, 2002 at 11:34 am

    That would be cool if some one did make it in to a book. Damn right there was a problem. No Wil.
    Not good. 🙂

  8. Cure Fan says:
    8 June, 2002 at 11:41 am

    Maybe we should do a “tip jar” thing so we could all contribute and buy it for our Sweet Uncle Willie.
    Eh?

  9. Scatcat says:
    8 June, 2002 at 11:49 am

    Good Gawd…
    I just saw you again in Flubber
    I keep forgetting you’re in that movie…
    Anyway, to make a point, Chris Tolkein made a lot of money selling his fathers notes for Lord of the Rings, so there should be a market for Star Trek TNG notes…

  10. chica says:
    8 June, 2002 at 12:12 pm

    Hehehe… that’s a great memo. Teenybopper fans (was me), but I would have watched the show whether Wes was in it or not… I always had a thing for machines that acted like men.

  11. Ainu says:
    8 June, 2002 at 12:17 pm

    Damn, where can I get one of these deals with get paid whether I work or not? I wonder if I can get my boss to go for it?

  12. tikman says:
    8 June, 2002 at 12:36 pm

    God I long for the days of TNG. Enterprise blows goats. I don’t even bother watching it. Fucking ANDROMEDA is better than it. Scott Bakula is the most generic white male I have ever seen in my entire life.

  13. dorrie6 says:
    8 June, 2002 at 12:42 pm

    Heh, I was starting my first year of college when TNG came on the air, far too old to think of myself as a “teenybopper” (whether I was one or not), but I was thrilled to see that they had not only put a young character on the new Star Trek, but that they had chosen someone I considered to be a “real actor” and not just one of those guys out of Tiger Beat who were really pretty but you honestly couldn’t remember what they were famous for. You WERE one of the show’s greatest assets. I’m sorry they didn’t take better advantage of that, especially in the beginning.
    dorrie6

  14. Lithium says:
    8 June, 2002 at 12:47 pm

    Wow, that memo was really neat to read! As uncle Willie said, “I’d like to read it[a compilation of the memos]”
    That would be hella cool
    Damn you Wil Wheaton, you’re making me use “hella”!
    hehe

  15. hippiewitch says:
    8 June, 2002 at 12:56 pm

    Good God, they’re selling EVERYTHING! I mean, Kirk’s fucking Captain’s chair? Why can’t I be like Samantha/Tabitha/Endora and wiggle my nose and make it all MINE????

  16. Sally says:
    8 June, 2002 at 1:04 pm

    Since when have we been teenyboppers?! I hate that word. I am a teenager yes, and I like good looking guys in teenager aimed movies. But that does NOT make me a teenybopper! I have never been a teenybopper and I will never be one either!
    Oh yeah…cool entry wil.

  17. Internal Audience says:
    8 June, 2002 at 1:38 pm

    Yes, and next week comes the dutch auction with all those mind control devices from The Game.
    Forget the bunny ears!!

  18. yoyofool says:
    8 June, 2002 at 1:56 pm

    Hah. That memo rules.

  19. yoyofool says:
    8 June, 2002 at 2:03 pm

    “but if you think about it, TNG was intended to bring back the old die hard fans as well as bring in a newer younger group of viewers, and really that is what Wil’s character was originally designed to do…hook those of us who were teens who may or may not have grown up as trek fans to begin with…”
    That’s how I got to watching. May dad always watched Star Trek, so then TNG started so he checked that out and it because a regular in his “schedule”. Then I saw the cutie on there, when my hormones were raging early, and I became hooked. I NEVER liked Star Trek. UHG. I got to liking TNG storylines and cast, though, very much. I never watched DS9. It didn’t grab me like TNG. I DID watch Voyager. I’m not sure why. I think Voyager reminded me a lot of TNG because it took place mostly on the ship PLUS there was a female captain. WOO!
    uh… my point was… you have a point. 😉
    Jess

  20. Lily says:
    8 June, 2002 at 2:06 pm

    Hey Wil,
    Been thinking deep stuff latley, haven’t you?
    I wished they kept you in TNG longer… whenever I watched it in reruns, I always listen to the stardate, and if the second number is not 1 or 2 or 3 I turn it off. And more often then not, it isn’t (understand?)
    But i think it was your choice to leave, because they treated you badly, so you were definatly right ,there.By the way, what’s the deal with Star Trek: X ?
    Lily

  21. KJB says:
    8 June, 2002 at 2:38 pm

    Bob Justman wins my love just because he says, “I know damn well…”
    I’m easily amused.

  22. pavlova27 says:
    8 June, 2002 at 3:08 pm

    Nice memo.. it’s nice to know that you were wanted at some point on ST:TNG although it sucks that they didn’t use you more. Geez you would think that these writers would know how to write any type of character. What are they getting paid the big bucks for?
    It would be a hell of a job trying to track down all the different memos out there and get a book out of that. Who knows? It just may happen one day.
    What’s up with “hella”? Must be a California thing. No Doubt’s latest song is “Hella Good”. Never heard the phrase before No Doubt’s song. I guess you learn something new everyday.

  23. Nightfly says:
    8 June, 2002 at 3:59 pm

    Was that before of after ‘Skin of Evil’. Yep, I’m geek enough to know epi names, but not always what season. I was sooo glad when they killed Yar, but my ass coulda wrote a better epi than ‘Skin’. Wil, why not write books about your character like Shimerman, Philips, Picardo & Andy Robinson have done??? At least it could give ya some scratch, with the added bonus of givin your fans some more Wesley! If those other actors can do it, why couldn’t you?!

  24. KJB says:
    8 June, 2002 at 4:27 pm

    “Hella” is a California phrase. As I recall, NorCal people used to get made fun of by others for it, although that is just through my own experience. It’s entirely possible it’s migrated.
    Etiology is fun!

  25. Steve says:
    8 June, 2002 at 4:28 pm

    I’m kinda curious tho, Wil. WFS’s ST6 uniform is going for like $15,000, Patty-Pat Stewart’s tunic is valued at $10+ thousand, but where is that shitty grey-with “rainbow brite” striped thing that you wore during the first season? I’ll bet that’d go for $40… maybe $50 bucks without a problem.
    *thinks Wil may have been FORCED to leave for walking off with props and costumes*
    So, the truth comes out after all these years, huh?
    And what about Lefler’s panties?
    WIL!!!!!

  26. Andie-Gypsy_girl says:
    8 June, 2002 at 5:22 pm

    Hey as a teenybopper fan of Wil’s I an proud to say I still love the man- he’s so talented!!!!

  27. hippiewitch says:
    8 June, 2002 at 5:32 pm

    “Hella” was also a word Eric Cartman used many times during a certain episode of South Park…um, Scary Fish was the name I believe. “You guys are hella stupid.” “This is hella scary.” “I’m hella hungry.” etc.

  28. tanyak says:
    8 June, 2002 at 6:39 pm

    Believe me…when you’re almost 30, you’d be really really happy if someone would stop and describe you as a “teeny-bobber”.
    Who up there was happy Yar got killed? GRRRRRRR………..

  29. hops says:
    8 June, 2002 at 7:55 pm

    Sounds good. I have nothing cool to say. Cept I’m going to rula bula and everyones invited. Lets go drink!

  30. Fred Fowler says:
    8 June, 2002 at 8:00 pm

    I wonder what the eventual price for the carpet will be.

  31. Chelsey says:
    8 June, 2002 at 8:58 pm

    Speaking of Star Trek. . was he cut out of the new movie, cause according to http://imdb.com/, He’s not in it. . and like a few months ago it said he was in it. ???I’m very confused. 🙁

  32. hops says:
    8 June, 2002 at 11:08 pm

    He’s not in nemesis cuz the teeny bopperness has left the Wil. He is now a married old man who is selling all memorability of his childhood to show the fact that he’s all grows up.

  33. hops says:
    8 June, 2002 at 11:13 pm

    WHOA I just noticed on that site.. Ashley Judd appearing as LEfler!@!
    dude if that’s true I’m bringing some KY and tissue with me.

  34. yoyofool says:
    9 June, 2002 at 5:03 am

    It shouldn’t matter if he’s all grown up. He played a character. Characters should change and grow too. Unless you’re the Simpsons… hehheh.
    They could have done SO much with Wesley. I still don’t “get it”. Whatever.
    Jess

  35. the dominator says:
    9 June, 2002 at 6:58 am

    Wil-
    I know that you are *over* being Wes, and that’s totally cool, but you shouldn’t be so down on yourself and your character. It was just a character, not you, per se. And Wes did have his endearing moments. I always thought you were supercute… Besides, if any of us had had a camera crew following us around for our early teenage years, none of us would have come off too well either. D’oh! I did have my dad following me around with his camcorder. Those are NOT the videos I want leaked on to the internet. *shudder*

  36. yoyofool says:
    9 June, 2002 at 7:51 am

    I think Wil is one of the luckier celebrities, frankly. Certainly one of the few that actually seems happy and has “had it all”. He had a spotlight for awhile, even if it isn’t what he really wants to be remembered for. He got to act. He got further than community theatre and local commercials. He made money on a hit show doing something he loved. He got to experience “hollywood” life and work with many interesting people.
    Now, he has a family life, a great relationship with his wife, something that is SO precious that many super famous people can’t fully enjoy. Plus, how many celebrities do you see maintaining their own website and interacting with fans and “real” people? How many celebrities do you see having a real life? My respect for Wil tripled when I saw this site. Quadrupled. Whatever.
    This, THIS, is exactly what I wanted for my life when I was younger. I am truly envious.
    Jess

  37. John says:
    9 June, 2002 at 8:27 am

    Hopefully Wil will verify one way or another what happened to Wesley’s role in the upcoming movie….He was alleged to have been Lefler’s hubby, and Lefler is still listed….Maybe they found someone else for her to be married to they thought might attract more female viewers….maybe (gasp) they’ve found someone else to play Wesley.
    Have you done anything recently to really piss them off, Wil?

  38. cosmiquemuffin says:
    9 June, 2002 at 8:37 am

    I don’t think it’s fair to Bob that that the auctions are being dumped on the market all at once. The market is now saturated, whereas if they dribbled it out over a longer period of time they would get a lot more for it. Oh well.
    I hope Bob is OK… why is he selling all of his stuff all of a sudden? Wil, if you liked him, maybe you should try to find out…

  39. Foggyday says:
    9 June, 2002 at 8:38 am

    If you check the official Star Trek Nemisis site you’ll see that Wil is listed as Wes. Don’t know why IMDB doesn’t know.

  40. LefflerLover says:
    9 June, 2002 at 10:23 am

    Leffler Law #69 – make more porn 🙂

  41. LefflerLover says:
    9 June, 2002 at 10:24 am

    But not with Morgan Freeman. Who wasn’t glad Yar got killed?

  42. hops says:
    9 June, 2002 at 10:34 am

    i dont get why lefler was only on for two episodes.. why couldn’t they have a Wesley and Lefler love episode where they are stranded on a planet and are forced to make love to survive.
    Man where’s that KY

  43. fenaray says:
    9 June, 2002 at 10:50 am

    Hey Wil,
    That was a great memo. It’s nice to see some people actually give credit where it is due. I think Wes had a broader appeal than with just one age group. I certainly was no teenybopper when I began watching TNG, I used to watch with my little daughter back then. She was a big fan.

  44. fenaray says:
    9 June, 2002 at 10:54 am

    Speaking of Hella,
    I just watched that episode of South Park the other day. You’ll never guess who introduced me to South Park. Even thought she lives in Florida and I live in Canada, my mother introduced me to South Park. Life is weird.

  45. toni says:
    9 June, 2002 at 11:21 am

    i am a “teeny bopper fan”

  46. nik d says:
    9 June, 2002 at 11:23 am

    i don’t think he likes teeny bopper fans.

  47. NickW says:
    9 June, 2002 at 11:29 am

    Just in case there are any Brits here who haven’t seen Beth’s post* on the soapbox, the Star Trek Weakest Link is on BBC2 tomorrow (Monday) at 5:15.
    *3 cheers for her dedication! Thank you for scouring the Radio Times for us.

  48. S(hannon) says:
    9 June, 2002 at 12:46 pm

    A book of all those memos etc. would be great. But I think Wil should get them first! I mean, they were discussing HIS future in the show!
    Anyways, it was a cool memo. I never knew that producers even CARED about a star’s “teenybopper” fans. That’s kidna cool. Kinda… maybe…
    Wish I had some money to bid, but this poor girl’s broke!!!
    ~S(hannon)

  49. not_a_hater says:
    9 June, 2002 at 3:03 pm

    This explains a lot. The original Wes-Haters must have been the writers, after they were ordered to write what they didn’t “feel”. I will admit to you, Wesley wasn’t my favorite character, but now I am definately a Wil fan. Leave Crusher behind, and come into your own, Wheaton, you’re great. Oh, and put up some more of your recent photos, Wil! I feel creepy looking at the kid pics!

  50. kendoka says:
    9 June, 2002 at 5:02 pm

    “Wil had teenybopper fans? I wonder what happened to them”
    They grew older and went to college and got jobs.
    Well… some of them did, I’m sure… (;

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