Yesterday, I said:
I found nine hardback copies of The Happiest Days of Our Lives that I must have put there when they first arrived at my house a couple of years ago. They look as perfect as they did the day they were taken out of the box.
So I have this idea to sell them, that goes like this:
I will number these books 1-9, and sign them to whomever the buyer wants, with a dedication of my choosing. I will ship the book USPS Priority mail no later than Monday, which should ensure that it arrives before Christmas, in case that's important to you.
I'll do this for $50 a book, which will include shipping and handling.
I only have 9 of these, but I'm not sure anyone is interested in this, so before I go and set up the ordering and payment information, I need to know if anyone reading this is actually interested.
This would be a first come, first served sort of thing, sold to the first 9 people who leave comments at some time tomorrow (I'll figure that out and update this post later, if it's going to happen). I can ship internationally, but the buyer would have to cover the cost of shipping, because it's damn expensive.
I wasn't sure that anyone would be interested, and I'm delighted to discover that I was wrong about that. Initially, I thought I'd make it first come, first served, but I thought that might be a bummer for anyone who can't be at their computer at, say, noon today or whatever. So I thought that it would be more fair to everyone if it was a lottery.
So here's what I'm going to do: For the next 24 hours (maybe a tiny bit longer, if I sleep late tomorrow), you can leave a comment on this post, if you're interested in buying one of these ultra-limited signed copies of The Happiest Days Of Our Lives.
Tomorrow, I'll roll dice (you know, like we gaming geeks do) to pick nine people who, uh, get a Golden Ticket, I guess.
I'll contact those people by e-mail, to let them know that they can buy one of these books. When those people respond, I'll get details and give payment instructions.
A couple important notes:
I'm only set up to take payment from PayPal, so if you hate PayPal (and I'm right there with you), don't bother with this.
Please ensure that you have an e-mail address attached to your identity here, so I can find you if you're one of the 9. Do not leave your e-mail address in your comment, because spammerbots will grab it and make your life miserable.
I will ship internationally, but the buyer will be responsible for shipping (express shipping to countries outside of the US can be very expensive, so find out how much that's going to cost ahead of time, so you don't get any unpleasant surprises.)
Please, please, please, don't use multiple accounts to enter this more than once. I can't stop you, but that would be really unfair to other people.
These books will be numbered "2010 Holiday Super Funtimes 1-9".
Yay!
Updated: Wow, 419 entries! That's awesome. I'll roll dice and notify the nine by Monday. (It's a very busy weekend here in Wheatonland).
Sign me up! 🙂
I’d be totally down for this. Count me in, Mr. Wheaton.
(The link doesn’t seem to actually go to me, it pulls a weird file…but I’m the only one on the planet with my name, shouldn’t be hard to find me. Or ask @RyanMacklin to get in touch.)
I think this would be a cool addition to my library. ((crosses fingers and sends good chi to your dice roll))
I want in! 😀
Please please please!!!
I’m definitely in for 1!!
I’m in. Please and thank you.
Big money, big money, no whammies, no whammies… STOP!
Yes please! 🙂
I would just love this.
Put my name on the list….. Also, I need you to autograph my Vectrex..
Finally! My procrastination pays off! Well, only if I’m one of the lucky nine…but I would love to buy one of the books, given the chance.
Add me to the lottery!
Count me in!!
Your offer is relevant to my interests. *drops quarter in slot*
Pick me! Pick me!
*waves cash… or, uh… a PayPal address?*
I would __love__ to get one of these, particularly as you only shipped to the US and Canada before, so if the dice pick me, let me say up front that I will (of course) pay whatever extra postage you deem necessary (within reason 😉 ), and well *fingers crossed*!
I’d like to get a copy! 🙂
Count me in, Mr. Wheaton!
I am SO interested in this. Being one of “The Nine” would seriously make my year! 😀 This is my Twitter acct, so it should have my email attached, but if not, it’s apvaughan AT hotmail DOT com.
PS You’re awesome^10
I’d like a golden ticket
Count me in!
C’mon lucky 7’s!
(Okay, I have no idea if that really makes sense, but I’d love to get one of these anyway!)
Thanks Wil!
How could I possibly pass this opportunity up?
[email protected]
Definitely interested in winning this!
I sign in with twitter, me hope you can get an email address from that
Count me in! Thanks for doing this.
Hell yes. Count me in!!! Hopefully there is at least one left!!!!
I’d definitely be interested.
I would love the opportunity to give you shiny gold rocks for a book!
I’m on board. Missed you at w00tstock 2.7. This would be nice.
I’m totally interested.. If the Wootstock in MN wouldn’t have run into the next day, I would have stood inline to have you sign mine, however, having kids. 😉
“Come’on Daddy need’s a Wil Wheaton signed book” (rolls die)…
-NFE
This would make my boyfriend’s dreams come true.
Not really, but he’d love it! Add me to your list!
I feel like I should leave a witty comment here. But I don’t have one. So: I’d buy one.
This would be so super cool to have a shot to get. I am so, so in.
I’m in.
Just in case my Google login fails to attach an email address: chris [@t] dimwell [dot] nyet (minus the y).
I am interested!
Yes please!
Sir, count me in. Hopefully everyone follow’s Wheaton’s law here.
*raise hand* Pick me, pick me! Put me in the Golden Ticket lottery! *crosses fingers*
Wil, I think it’s a wonderful idea and I would KILL to have a personalized copy of the book!!
Please sign me up! This would be just…Awesome!
Want please!
Okay, count me in.
Yes Please! (Can the winners request the book be signed by Evil Wil?)
Sounds good to me!
Loved seeing you and the rest of the w00tstock gang @ w00tstock pdx, but I’d love an autograph other than the one on my iPhone or hubby’s 1TB hard drive. This is my twitter, but my email is GasStationSushiATcomcastDOTnet.
Also: I <3 Radio Free Burrito. Much awesomeness.
I add my name to the lottery!
I’m in
Awesome! I’d love to buy one!
I am interested. Roll a 20 for me.
Count me in!