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a very limited (I mean VERY limited) autographed book lottery

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Yesterday, I said:

I found nine hardback copies of The Happiest Days of Our Lives that I must have put there when they first arrived at my house a couple of years ago. They look as perfect as they did the day they were taken out of the box.

So I have this idea to sell them, that goes like this:

I will number these books 1-9, and sign them to whomever the buyer wants, with a dedication of my choosing. I will ship the book USPS Priority mail no later than Monday, which should ensure that it arrives before Christmas, in case that's important to you.

I'll do this for $50 a book, which will include shipping and handling.

I only have 9 of these, but I'm not sure anyone is interested in this, so before I go and set up the ordering and payment information, I need to know if anyone reading this is actually interested.

This would be a first come, first served sort of thing, sold to the first 9 people who leave comments at some time tomorrow (I'll figure that out and update this post later, if it's going to happen). I can ship internationally, but the buyer would have to cover the cost of shipping, because it's damn expensive.

I wasn't sure that anyone would be interested, and I'm delighted to discover that I was wrong about that. Initially, I thought I'd make it first come, first served, but I thought that might be a bummer for anyone who can't be at their computer at, say, noon today or whatever. So I thought that it would be more fair to everyone if it was a lottery.

So here's what I'm going to do: For the next 24 hours (maybe a tiny bit longer, if I sleep late tomorrow), you can leave a comment on this post, if you're interested in buying one of these ultra-limited signed copies of The Happiest Days Of Our Lives. 

Tomorrow, I'll roll dice (you know, like we gaming geeks do) to pick nine people who, uh, get a Golden Ticket, I guess.

I'll contact those people by e-mail, to let them know that they can buy one of these books. When those people respond, I'll get details and give payment instructions.

A couple important notes:

I'm only set up to take payment from PayPal, so if you hate PayPal (and I'm right there with you), don't bother with this.

Please ensure that you have an e-mail address attached to your identity here, so I can find you if you're one of the 9. Do not leave your e-mail address in your comment, because spammerbots will grab it and make your life miserable.

I will ship internationally, but the buyer will be responsible for shipping (express shipping to countries outside of the US can be very expensive, so find out how much that's going to cost ahead of time, so you don't get any unpleasant surprises.)

Please, please, please, don't use multiple accounts to enter this more than once. I can't stop you, but that would be really unfair to other people.

These books will be numbered "2010 Holiday Super Funtimes 1-9".

Yay!

Updated: Wow, 419 entries! That's awesome. I'll roll dice and notify the nine by Monday. (It's a very busy weekend here in Wheatonland).

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419 thoughts on “a very limited (I mean VERY limited) autographed book lottery”

  1. Glenn Watson says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:48 am

    I’d definitely love to buy one of those books off you.

  2. Dave Paton says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:48 am

    I’m in.

  3. Richard L Walton says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:48 am

    Sign me up, Wil!
    Hopefully, this will be the start of a great adventure in reading even more Wheaton books!

  4. DreadRez says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:48 am

    I’d like in on this opportunity good sir.

  5. Matthew Diehl says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:49 am

    Absolutely awesome idea Wil! Sign me up for at least 1 😉
    I have super fan parents that this would make a great gift for. A copy wouldn’t hurt in moving me up the ranks as the favorite child either!

  6. Reldnahcire says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:49 am

    I would love the opportunity to buy one. To Wil’s dice: “DBAD”

  7. SilverStreak47 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:49 am

    How can I possibly pass this up?

  8. kmacklikesbooks says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:49 am

    I’d love one!! Sign me up for the lottery!! 🙂

  9. M0reta says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:50 am

    Please roll me for lucky #23! 🙂 m0k0w at gee-mail dot clam is my addy since I am not sure how else to mark it otherwise. You have to click through twitter then flickr then boo!

  10. Jesse R. Castro says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:50 am

    Sign me up for the lottery!

  11. S Semper says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:50 am

    Crossing my fingers, toes & eyes in hopes you’ll select me. I have a very special deployed soldier in mind to gift the special edition book to. To make up for him being away on our 15th anniversary.
    *hope*

  12. PiratMainBrain says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:50 am

    Do want!And I’m ready and armed for international shipping – come to Old Europe, good stuff!

  13. Jessica Wilderotter says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:50 am

    Sign me up!

  14. Jonathan Ryan says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:51 am

    I’ll take a shot, too. Best of luck, everyone.

  15. KJ Kuhn says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:51 am

    Please count me in!

  16. Michelle Randall says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:51 am

    When I win will you dedicate mine to Sheldon Cooper?

  17. Kim McMunn says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:52 am

    Ooh, me, me, pick me!!!

  18. Adam R says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:52 am

    My wife would go crazy for one… 🙂

  19. Matt Heeren says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:53 am

    Yes, please!

  20. 2wirescrossed says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:53 am

    sign me up too please.

  21. aichambaye says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:53 am

    Sign me up for the lotto! Happy Christmas to 9 lucky people!

  22. Dcabradilla says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:54 am

    I’m in!

  23. chilepepper says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:54 am

    Whoever gets book #7 should give it to Jeri Ryan.

  24. Angelasolano says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:54 am

    I’m in!

  25. MarkSchneider says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:54 am

    Add me to the list. At this rate, you are going to need at least a percentile generator, may have to throw in a 3rd d10!

  26. Jdsqrd says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:54 am

    Mr. Wheaton, please make it so. In case my email doesn’t show thru, it’s my username at yahoo.com
    Jeff Deitering

  27. Eviljohn says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:55 am

    Count me in!

  28. Jennnnn* says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:56 am

    While winning would ruin the geeky trifecta of merch I have autographed by you, it’s a risk I’m willing to take. Sign me up.

  29. Chris Overbeek says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:56 am

    I am also interested. Hope I’m lucky enough to win! I signed in through gmail, so I am not sure if you will be able to see my email, but my ID is coverbeek.

  30. Mark T. Clemente says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:56 am

    This is a great idea! Please count in me for the running. I look forward to the lottery!

  31. James Hallam says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:56 am

    Sign me up too.
    living in ireland, where i am sure you know the banks have been playing shens with our money, a hard back book will be very useful for defending oneself against all manner of ruffians, come the revolution.
    cheers.

  32. John Rothe says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:56 am

    Sign me up too! Thanks Wil!

  33. Michael Arne says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:56 am

    I’m interested, so count me in, as well. Thanks!

  34. 1TrueDAS says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:57 am

    Please pick me for one of the 9, possibly even (the) 7th one. Wow, there is even a LOTR reference to be had. Anyway, pick me or not, it’s all random. Thank you!

  35. semele says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:58 am

    Yes, please!

  36. MarkSchneider says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:58 am

    To quote from above:
    "I will number these books 1-9, and sign them to whomever the buyer wants, with a dedication of my choosing"
    I would just be happy to get one, even if it was signed by Evil Wil Wheaton! 🙂

  37. Vandeand says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:58 am

    Sounds awesome! Hope I win!

  38. Thinkpol says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:59 am

    I’m in for the lottery.
    …and @markschneider he may need to move beyond just adding an extra d10, I’m thinking more along the lines of the old ICE: MERP tables that just kept going… and going… and… 🙂

  39. Lordbeazley says:
    17 December, 2010 at 8:59 am

    Howdy, Wil. I’d love [to purchase] one. Pick me!
    P.S. I’m a much bigger fan of cheese than you’ll ever be. Sorry, them’s the breaks. It happens.

  40. Kc0kmb says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:00 am

    I’m in.

  41. Kborders27 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:02 am

    Thanks for not making it first come, first served! I never get firsties. 🙂

  42. Kerrie says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:03 am

    It’s going to be a big lottery! Good thing you have that yard of d20. Count me in, please.

  43. Reelmccoy says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:03 am

    But I want an oompa loompa NAAAAOOOOOWWWW!
    I’m game. 🙂

  44. sendpocky says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:04 am

    I’d say there might be a few people who are interested…and that includes me! Thanks so much!

  45. Morynne says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:04 am

    So if I’m lucky enough to get one of these “golden tickets” it would really be for my husband, Kevin. But certainly count me in for the opportunity!

  46. TroyEE says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:04 am

    I have framed a signed W00tstock poster, but my sister has a signed copy of Dancing Barefoot which is the cause of much envy on my part. Count me in!

  47. introvertedone says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:05 am

    Meh. Don’t really want one. *Ya see what I did there? Reverse psychology on the dice fates* nowhammiesnowhammiesnowhammiesnowhatmmies

  48. TheTubaGeek says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:06 am

    Count me in on hopes I will get this. My only hope is that the wife will allow the purchase 😉
    You can find me on Twitter under this name, or on gmail as russdwright

  49. Thomas Needham says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:06 am

    I want to win alot. Failing that, a signed book would be great.

  50. Whitney says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:07 am

    I’ll take a shot at it! Sign me up!

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