merry smurfin’ smurfmas, mothersmurfers

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This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail).

*definition of 'neat' will be at my sole discretion.

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  2. After years of struggle, Wil has finally decided to smurf in, and becomes smurf with the smurfs.
    His close friends, family, and therapist are not surprised. Not in the smurf bit.

  3. When Wil said Orgy the Smurfs thought he meant the band. Grouchy Smurf could be heard saying “Smurf this guy, we’d rather deal with Gargamel.”

  19. Scientists have uncovered a new cure for anxiety… smothering oneself in smurfs. The blue coloring apparently releases extra dopamine in out brains, triggering a pleasurable reaction, as seen in our test subject. Separation anxiety can be a bitch though. Those little blue bastards are kinda clingy.

  27. “AP– The world’s most followed geek, Will Wheaton, photographed as part of the first ever photographed public 8-way. Smurfette was unavailable for comment.”
    (Misspelling intentional, in case the irony is lost.)

  31. Stuffed Christmas Smurf: $19.99 x7
    Wil Wheatons Therapist: $300 an hour
    Being accepted on the internet for having a Smurf fetish: Priceless

  33. Soft Smurfy, Warm Smurfy
    Huggles on the Earth
    Happy Smurfy, Sleepy Smurfy
    Smurf Smurf Smurf
    (Okay, that kinda sucked, but you know what I was trying to get at…)

  41. Wilgamel : “Sons, I am your father. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.”
    Smurfs : “Yeaaaaah, and Smurfette is our sister ?”

  43. Clearly the picture has been cut off at the top for a reason… smurf at your own discrestion… we are not liable for any smurfs have not already been smurfed by wil wheaton.

  45. When Wil’s hat fell off he became human again and he suddenly realised ther would be no more smurfing orgies.

  46. Several years had passed since Whil Wheaton, son of Whiliam Fhucking Wheaton, had left the shire. He had built up a life for himself in the outside world. He had a steady job, a wife, and even a child on the way. And he was happy.
    Most of the time.
    You see, once a year as the climate cooled and the winds died, he would reflect on the summer spent Dancing With Smurfs. It was there he learned to fish. It was then he learned what a man is. It was the shire, where he learned to love.
    Lost in his whimsical memories, Whil Wheaton very nearly didn’t notice the strange, blue creatures gathering near him at the Department Store. Christmas was coming, and he had things to do.
    “Whil?”
    His name shook the fog of nostalgia from his head, and the man turned in place. The voice was familiar. He was greeted by not one, but two. Then three. Then more. The Smurfs had ventured out of the garden in search of their lost Child.
    Overwhelmed, the man reached down and gathered the tribe into his arms, clenched his eyes, and felt tears in his eyes.
    They had come. His family.
    He was happy.

  49. “Having advanced to the point of discovering time travel, ambassadors from the current Nanite civilization return to express their gratitude to their liberator. The costume director, however, overshot by a few decades.”

  50. This is actually a press release showing that the new smurfs movie is actually a Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs reboot.
    In a surprise move the studio have recast Wil Wheaton as the lead, taking the picture in a reported “new, more modern geek-inspired and 1980’s Saturday morning direction”. Deep Roy is reported to be providing motion capture stand-ins for the smurfs/dwarfs, and was unavailable for comment.
    Ok I’ll stop… #carriedaway

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