This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail).
*definition of 'neat' will be at my sole discretion.
But Captain, Cyrano Jones says that Smurfs are the only love that money can buy.
And here I thought Wil didn’t work blue.
… and Gargamel got what he always wanted for Christmas… The End
From the looks of it, there are only 14 blue balls in this picture.
“Fuck Tribbles. You guys rock.”
Would have also accepted…
“Does the bellybutton count as the seventh male orifice? If not, one of you guys will have to sit out for a bit.”
Evil Wil Wheaton has recruited some sneaky little allies in his fight against Sheldon!
Love, exciting and new. Climb aboard, we’re expecting you…
Wil to Anne: “I’ll have a blue Christmas without you…”
Wil Wheaton… the New, Improved Smurfette!
Do you think he’s going to smurf us?
…I smurfin’ hope not. There’s no knowing where the smurf his smurf has smurfed.
*to be translated according to the mental maturity of the reader
Who needs an escalator when you’ve got a Smurfalanche?
It was a sad point in his career when Will went into Smurf porn and did a smurfbang
Vote “Yes” on Prop 4.
“…if you choke a Smurf… what color does he turn?”
♫”I’ll have a blue Christmas…”♫
Little did the Smurfs know, Wil Wheaton’s roommate was Gargamel.
“Birds of a feather…..”
Smurfette! Get back up here!
Leave it to this picture to show you two things that you won’t ever see again. Wil Wheaton and Snooki’s Smurfy twins.
Gargamel Audition #14. Scene – Gargamel finally captures the Smurfs. (WIl should have totally played G)
“Mmmm. LUNCH!”
Thanks guys! If it wasn’t for you, Hank Azaria would be playing Evil Wil Wheaton on The Big Bang Theory instead of me!
Alternately: “I feel strange, but also good!”
God smurf you, everyone one of you.
Only after all the smurfs in Wheatonland were dead, crushed in his mighty masculine arms, only then was Wil able to feel love in his heart once again.
One of these was really annoying when you were a kid. The other is a Smurf!
This summer Wil Wheaton stars in his own home movie version of the live action Smurf movie.
Proof that you can buy true happiness after all.
Somewhat unexpectedly, Wil proves gleeful about James Cameron’s decision to include Ewoks in the Avatar sequel.
After many years the Great Smurf/Gargamel War finally ended.
But some Smurfs were not ready to give up….
..And they had a plan.
Once you go Smurf, you never go back!
This is the best Kwanzaa ever.
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“…and here we have Wil Wheaton showing us the latest in Lady Gaga Christmas wear…”
Smurf — the Final Frontier…
Next on Oprah: Gargamel & the Smurfs reconciled at last.
*Surgeon General’s Warning: Long exposure to this image may cause diabetes. Consult your local Smurf Care Practitioner if symptoms occur.*
I can haz plushophilia?
Wil is thinking to himself, “Smurfette didn’t realize how good she had it.”
And that’s when it dawned on Wil…happiness is blue and three apples high.
Red clothing? Check. Visible minority? Check. Standing in front of me? Check. I’m effectively immortal!
Within hours of fertilization Wil’s head divides repeatedly. After a few days the heads begin to differentiate.
One of these things is not like the other, c’mon can you guess which one?
Wil finally has enough Smurfs for his Smurfskin suit. And enough Smurfburgers for everyone!
The whole Smurf gang was there: Papa, Handy, Brainy and even the new Smurf, Inappropriate Huggy.
“I’m so smurfing happy right now”
Time for a new game …… “Where’s Wheaton?”
Wesley beams down to Pandora…
I <3 BLUE MAN GROUP
The smurfiest thing about smurf love is being smeld afterward.