This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail).
*definition of 'neat' will be at my sole discretion.
Welcome Obsessed Honorary Wheatonsmurf to the smurfamily!
Finally! Someone who won’t mock me for my Star Trek Career!
“Wil is smiling, and Smurfette is out of sight. Coincidence? You decide!”
Gargamel finally wins.
“Warning: participation in group hugs with Wil Wheaton can end in suffocation.”
Gargamel’s nephew had a different approach for enslaving the smurfs…
Smufs!!! We have assimilated another, resistance is futile!
“I’m surrounded by Assholes!
Keep firing Assholes!”
Home at Last – I missed all my brothers!
Blue orgy at Wil’s house!
For Wesley, the trouble with tribbles had nothing on the trouble with smurfs…
Like many other child stars before him, Wil Wheaton looks for affection from some very strange places.
So, what color DOES a Smurf turn if you strangle it?
[Yeah, not that great, but the first thing that came in my head.]
Have you seen this man? He is wanted for the molestation of thousands of innocent smurfs. If you have any information, call 858-555-8725.
Oh stop squirming – you’ll all be dead soon (squeeze tighter)…
Wil auditions for a blue movie
Wheaton Smurf, having lost his blue in one of Gargamel’s experiments, clings to the stuffed version of himself.
Where is Smurfette? Oh God, where is Smurfette?!
And then all the cuteness made the world explode in an enormous fireball of death.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true nerd gave to me: seven blue smurfs…
HERE AMI, IN UR BASE, HUGGING ALL UR SMURFS. (Thought I’d go with the cool kids and be all meme-ish.)
Painting children blue doesn’t make it any less wrong.
No blue balls with this Menage Smurf!
“I can feel the blueness… it’s so happy… and blue…”
Jeez, Snow White really let herself go while she was in that glass coffin …
This is what Michael Jackson looks like when he visits Disney World.
The Smurfs were big fans of Star Trek back in the day.
‘LET US GO WIL WHEATON’ ‘But.. I love you.’
“When Evil Wil Wheaton grabbed the last Smurf, Gargamel retreated to his tower, never to be seen again.”
The aliens on this planet were rather short and eerily identical, but Wesley was just happy to make friends that didn’t find him annoying.
(Sorry for the Wesley jab, I couldn’t help myself. >.>)
This is exactly why Picard didn’t want the Tribbles on Earth.
“on the next… Love Boat…”
Dude, not so tight! They are turning blue!
Turns out Gargamel isn’t evil after all! And he gives great cuddles! 🙂
Wil is having a Blue Blue Christmas.
DAWWWW.
“gooble gobble, gooble gobble; ONE OF US! ONE OF US!”
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“Can you guys feel the Smurfin’ Love? I can…”
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Despite the controversy which followed, Will loved his illegitimate Smurfette offspring.
Sadly, Wil died of a Smurf Overdose soon after this picture was taken…
Before Will Wheaton turned into Gargamel ….
Who’s your Poppa (Smurf)?
Twins are sexy. Septuplets? 3.5X sexier than that.
How smurfette came to be
All these smurfs.. so little time. So little time.
Wil was unclear on the concept, but still prepared really hard for his audition for the Blue Men Group.
I’m so happy I don’t know where to stack the bodies!
And that day, the evil Wil Wheaton’s heart grew 3 sizes.
“We finally smurfed this giant Wesley Crusher plushie! Smurfette’s BOUND to smurf us now!”
This week on To Catch a Predator…
“Gargamel’s younger brother, Gargawil, didn’t hate the Smurfs quite as much as his older, angrier sibling.”