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3 December, 2010 Wil

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744 thoughts on “merry smurfin’ smurfmas, mothersmurfers”

  1. Estar00 says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    “You have saved us, Wil Wheaton. We are eternally grateful.”

  2. RunsLikeBadger says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    …and once again, Dick Smurf misses out on some group hug action.

  3. Xarrion says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    Fresh from his disappointment at Thanksgiving, Wil learns that smurf meat counts as a vegetable.
    (reference for anyone who doesn’t get it:

    😉 )

  4. Mytheras says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    Wil Wheaton’s answer to the Christmas Blues 🙂

  5. Pagrashtak says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    Smurf-a-mon
    Gotta hug them all.

  6. Collide says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    I’ll have a blue Christmas without you.

  7. Pollymoon says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    One of us! One of us!

  8. Paul says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    The experiment was not a complete success but Wil loved his new clones all the same.

  9. Discursiveone says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    When Wil said he was feeling blue, we all thought he meant something quite different.

  10. Jeremy Huggins says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    “The Claw is our master.”
    “The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay.”

  11. LArpgTweets says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Unfortunately for Wil, the Mac Store did not accept his “3 apples tall” exchange policy.

  12. Jules says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Yes, that is Smurfette in my pocket. But that’s not why I’m so happy to see you 😉

  13. Calliemo says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Unfortunately CrusherSmurf took his name too seriously and accidentally murdered half of his Smurfy brethren.

  14. Brianstroup says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Seven Smurfs A-Squeezin’!

  15. Virtualdev says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Wil conquers the Blue Man Group, a sweet smile of victory spreads across his face.

  16. S L says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    Oh no. Wesley’s gotten into the holodeck controls again…

  17. Bitwhizzle says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    “The first rule of this Smurf Club: Don’t smurf about Smurf Club.”

  18. Riambra says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    Smurf assimilation 10 percent complete…. resistance is futile!

  19. X_richard_x says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    the evil genius had given up trying to have the strangely cute blue legions removed from his face and had decided to make peace with his appearence

  20. Nos402 says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    If Wil had known Smurfs were born in litters, he might have been a little more careful during his one night stand with Smurfette but never the less he loved them all with all his heart.

  21. KoruptedKernel says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    In order to prepare for his audition for “Avatar the 2nd coming”, Wil mistakes little blue smurfs for Christmas N’avi… And the N’avi don’t keep their happy pieces in their beard hairs…

  22. Halley M says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    Introducing Christmas Smurf, Christmas Smurf, Christmas Smurf, Christmas Smurf, Christmas Smurf, Christmas Smurf, Christmas Smurf and Geeky Smurf.

  23. Antilix says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    “I do this silly thing on Twitter where I pretend that smurfs love me.”

  24. Bkiesel says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    I’ll have a Blue Christmas with all of you

  25. Nat_A_Lie says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    What Wesley Crusher really used the holodeck for: pretending he was Commander Riker and hanging out with The Smurfs

  26. Rogu3ish says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    When Felicia Day told me to go Smurf myself, I’m not sure this is what she had in mind…

  27. Miliat says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    Gargamel was finally getting what he wanted for Christmas.

  28. Tyna says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    They see Smurfin’… they hatin’…

  29. TheFOOZ44 says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    Toy Soldiers 2: Smurfageddon!

  30. Codename_goose says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    if only my family loved me as much as the Smurfs do *choking sounds*
    or
    mommy, can i keep’em, pleeeeeese?

  31. Mrstmurray says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    Wil couldn’t find any REAL celebrities to participate in his own ‘We Are the World’ video, so he called on his true friends.

  32. BPStoyle says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    One of these Smurfs is not like the other…

  33. Kevopolli says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    I have a thing for the blue. Everyone has a kinky side, I’m just not afraid to show it.

  34. James Langan says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    Before that Smurfin’ slut Smurfette showed up, Gargamel and the Smurf gang got along famously. Moral of the story…Smurf Bros before Smurf Hoes.

  35. Crthomas42 says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    If you think this is weird, you don’t want to see the pic he took at Easter…

  36. LiberalTugboat says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    Will Wheaton has been cast in the role of Smurfette in the upcoming live action movie, “Smurfin’ Around”. A light hearted tale about Smurfette’s addiction to sex, and how it leads to her eventual down fall.

  37. AnalogOutput says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    At the Wheaton house Christmas dinner requires a lot of advanced preparation, but tradition is tradition.

  38. Morganista says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    LAST TIME ON SMURF: Mr. Wil, overcome with glee, once again stepped over his teacherly boundaries. Smurf Directions won another trip to sectionals! With Smurfette smurfing for the Smufers, do they stand a chance? Will Vanity ever admit to himself what the rest of the Smurfs already know? Coach Gargamel takes over the forest, and tries to force Smurf Directions out. Find out what happens tonight, only on Smurf!
    This is way too long to be a caption. :/

  39. edgar says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    Winona Ryder called, she wants her shoplifting back!

  40. CorradoCoia says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    Ahhh… Much better then tribbles.

  41. Michael Fey says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    It’s a bit on the nose, but … “And at Christmas time all the Smurfs enjoyed a visit from their large, albino smurf cousin, Huggy Smurf!”

  42. Mike Maloney says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    Mr. Weaton, I’m TV’s Chris Hansen. If you’ll just have a seat over there…

  43. Almostahermit says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    Wil Wheaton says “Have a Smurfy Christmas! And don’t be a Gargamel.”

  44. j4yx0r says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    Fawkes: After the fall.

  45. Chuzla says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    All your smurf are belong to us.

  46. Timcoop3r says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    Just 13 minutes earlier Wil discovered Sheldon has a morbid fear of Smurfs….

  47. James Langan says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    OR Evil Wil finally finds Sheldon’s self destruct sequence, all are surprised when it consists of 43 Smurfs sitting in Sheldon’s spot, Evil Wil smiles.

  48. Awhatnot says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    Wil embraces his “Blue” period. And it is good.

  49. twitter.com/DoctorAvenue says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    “Tangled Up In Blue”

  50. Icecool121 says:
    3 December, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    what color does a Smurf turn if you strangle it? lol

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