This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail).
*definition of 'neat' will be at my sole discretion.
I’m not going to lie to you Marge, I went Smurfing.
“It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun. We’re all gonna have so much smurfing fun we’ll need plastic surgery to remove our g–d— smurfs.”
If you thought the Star Wars Holiday Special was bad, wait until you see Wil Wheaton in this Avatar Holiday Special.
After drinking guiness Will realized that smurfmail added +5 to armour… BRILLIANT
Smurf up, Wesley!
“So that’s what happens when you choke a sleeping smurf…”
“But AAaAaAAaaaNnNNNeeEEe, can’t we keep them?”
“In this case The Smufs Blue him” *Puts Sun glasses on* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
“Holiday BlisSmurfTopia.”
“Holiday BlisSmurfTopia”
“This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with Wil Wheaton choking 7 smurfs”
“I will love them and squeeze them and call them all George.”
Wil may not know a lot about brain scans, but he sure does know a lot about Smurfs.
wait… i clicked through rss to see THIS!?!
“We’ve got a stage five clinger!”
Wil had finally let go of the Smurf trauma of his youth and embraced that well known group of cousins to Santa’s elves.
A horde of Smurfs appear! Wil Wheaton uses hug. It’s super effective!
These are not the smurfs you are looking for.
Where’s Wheaton?
Wil Wheaton says, “Don’t smurf a smurf!”
We wish you a merry Smurfmas and a happy Smurf year!
All your smurf are belong to us.
Wil fails his saving throw vs. cuddle attack.
I’m going to put that “what color does a smurf turn when you choke it” question to rest once and for all dammit.
Wil Wheaton (center) mere moments before blowing his audition for the male lead in “Avatar 2: The Wizard of Pandora”.
After scouring every store in the mall, Wil realized that he already had the best present for everyone on his list…the deliciously perfect 7-Smurf Soup recipe. He gleefully clutched the necessary ingredients and headed to the checkout.
Now to find the perfect blueberry Chianti to complement the soup…
Wil Wheaton takes one final whiff before delivering the Paul Sabourin plushies to the merch table.
“Wil in Avatar 2: Revenge of the Smurfs”
“We love you, Wesley!” “… What did you just call me?” “… We mean Wil! We love you, Wil!” “Good … much better …” *smiles*
I see Wil has successfully cornered the smurf market.
Next step: profit.
The Smurfs must flow.
Unicorn Pegasus Kitten was getting sick of Purina, I bet it’ll love these.
Snow Wheat ‘n the Seven Smurfs
Sadly, not only could Wil not identify the seven dwarfs, he couldn’t tell the difference between a Smurf and a dwarf.
I’ve got the Christmas Blues.
Wil’s Dreaming of a Smurfy Smurfmas!
(of course done in a singsong voice to the tune of White Christmas)
I HAZ A SNUGGLE
LET ME SHOW YOU IT
Wil couldn’t believe his luck when he found enough Smurfs for a jacket as well as his Smurf skin posing pouch!
Gargumel’s night stares with innocent hugs, then it smurfed to a dark place.
Too late, Evil Wil Wheaton was overcome by the fumes emanating from the Seven Stuffed Smurfs planted by Sheldon Cooper, finally gaining his revenge. Unfortunately, the fumes continued emanating from the Seven Stuffed Smurfs, causing a tragedy of Brobdignagian proportions.
Snow Wheaton and the 7 Smurfs. Stories that nanny wouldn’t tell you.
No, Wil! Your smurf is showing!
Cyanophilia. It’s real – and it’s in your city.
“…But I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight, ‘Merry Smurfmas to all, and to all a good night.”
SMUGS!
Finally Sheldon gets his revenge on evil Wil, with a leeching smurf spell.
“These are not the Smurfs you’re looking for.”
“Oh yea, like I was actually looking for Smurfs. Who actually looks for Smurfs? They’re just so damm cute I can’t resist.”
First there was David Lynch’s ‘Blue Velvet’. Now prepare yourself for Wil Wheaton’s ‘Blue Velour’
Based on this cover art alone, I have already reserved my copy of “A Cherenkov Radiation Blue Christmas,” the festive new holiday album from Wil Wheaton and Doctor Manhattan’s Junk.
Looks like having a “Blue Christmas” isn’t so bad after all.