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“And what happened then? Well, in Smurf-ville they say that Wil Wheaton’s big heart grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and Wil Weaton found the strength of *ten* Wheatons, plus two!” <3
Wil Wheaton, making amends after the recent controversy. During a press conference last month, Wheaton’s bungled attempt to translate Wheaton’s Law into Smurfanese ended with “Don’t Be a Smurf!” and a hail of boos and tiny stocking caps.
May your dreams be Smurfy, forty-twooooo. (You can’t go wrong with 42.)
And may all your Christmases be blue.
Wil’s numerous guest appearances eventually went too far.
Smurf Lovin’ – If it exists then porn of it exists on the Internet 🙂
SMURFS: Just keep smiling guys… He’ll fall off the escalator in a minute…
“It rubs the Smurftion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.
IT RUBS THE SMURFTION ON ITS SKIN!!!!”
The smiles are contagious. The blue is not.
Screw Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, kiddies. This Christmas we present Wil and the Seven Smurfs, rated PG-13 (don’t ask why)
Limited edition Wesley Crusher hair-cloaking device, buy now and get a free SMURF!
Crusher? Nope, just winded ’em a bit (that’s why they’re blue).
Even Fawkes has his moments of weakness. “I hug smurfs when I ***** well please.”
Smurfette likes boys named Wil who like boy Smurfs.
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belong…
It could be creepier. He could be hugging Snorks.
Beware the little green imposter…
WTS?!
Soft Smurfy
Warm Smurfy
Little blue ball of fur.
Happy Smurfy
Sleepy Smurfy
Purr purr purr.
See, Wil’s got this thing for blue-haired plushies…
“one of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn’t belong”
Rule 34? This picture makes somebody, somewhere very happy; disturbed, but happy.
Wil’s extremely happy to have captured them all, because the only good smurf is a dead smurf. Now, who’s got the rope?
20 years after his departure from Star Trek: The Next Generation, actor Wil Wheaton declared himself “Benevolent Smurfer of the Smurfs” at his local Wal-Mart. When approached by store security, he began screeching, “Don’t phase me, bro!” while demanding that his smurf subjects defend their lawful ruler. He’s awaiting a psychiatric evaluation.
It was at this exact moment when Wil’s family realized his Smurfaholism could no longer be denied. An intervention was held 3 days later. 3058 Smurf corpses were found in a subsequent search of Wil’s home.
Wil Wheaton- Lvl 5 Gamer
+10 against Smurfs
Ah, that was a classic: Whhil Whhheaton and the 7 Smurfs.
Sir, step away from the smurfs, and no one will get hurt!
“Yes, you’ll fit in *just fine* with my stuffed Snork collection…”
Gargamel’s inversely-evil twin.
Wil was devastated when his clown sweater was destroyed, but absolutely ecstatic when he received a homemade Smurf snuggie as an apology from a loyal fan.
“Smile,you little b*stards, SMILE!”
Why are their eyes bugging out like that? OMG, what is he doing to the those smurfs?
I said “The Big Bang” not “The Blue Gang!”
It is a little known fact that blue furred creatures emit a soothing toxin which slowly puts their prey to sleep.
Wil Wheaton says, “Don’t be a Smurf!”
The deleted scene James Cameron didn’t show you.
“I love you guys”
“We love you Wil, but it looks like you’re killing Grouchy Smurf.”
They begged him to stop till they were blue in the face, but alas he just kept on squeezing.
WTS?!
Wil bids a final farewell to his tiny friends before the Escalator to Nowhere paints the town below azure.
The tribbles have evolved. Be vewy vewy afraid. (said in an Elmer Fudd voice) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elmer_Fudd
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
And as Chaos took a moment to hug the Smurfs (his one true friends), Eliot came up behind him and put him in a half-Nelson.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!!!
It would be more epic if his kilt were slowly rising as a storm blew across the Highlands.
Wil, did you fail your will save?
Wil Wheaton, age 38, moments before being arrested for public smurfophilia on Friday, Dec. 3. (AP Photo/Smurf County Police Dept.)
And that is how the term “escalated smurfing” came into existence.
Wil Wheaton Saves Smurfs Enslaved by Santa in his Workshop news at 11.
At last–actor, writer, and gamer advocate Wil Wheaton realizes his lifelong dream of owning a Smurfberry farm.