Skip to content
WIL WHEATON dot NET WIL WHEATON dot NET

50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

  • About
  • Books
  • My Instagram Feed
  • Bluesky
  • Tumblr
  • Radio Free Burrito
  • It’s Storytime with Wil Wheaton
WIL WHEATON dot NET
WIL WHEATON dot NET

50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

I’m on a boat: In which I’m a proud father

Posted on 18 February, 2012 By Wil

I’m on JoCoCruiseCrazy 2, and I’m taking an Internet vacation until I get home. So every day while I’m gone, something from my archives will post here automatically, for your entertainment. I had a lot of fun picking these different things out, and I hope you enjoy them again, or for the first time.

In Which I Am A Proud Father

Originally published January 2011.

"I have to tell you," Jonathan Coulton's wife said to me on the last night of the cruise, "how wonderful your boys are."

"I have two daughters," Peter Sagal's wife told Anne, "and I hope this isn't weird or creepy, but I really hope they meet guys like your sons."

"Dude, you know you raised your kids right when they are awesome and not lame even when you're not around," my friend Kathleen said.

In each of these instances, I was as proud as I was relieved. When they were growing up, it was important to me that I protected Ryan and Nolan's privacy, and I kept them out of the public eye (visually, I mean) as much as I could. I knew that #JoCoCruiseCrazy would be the first time a lot of people would actually see them. I knew that most of those people would have cameras, and I knew that it was unrealistic and unreasonable to expect those cameras wouldn't ever be turned on my kids. Before we left, I had long talks with both of them about all of this, and I urged them to comport themselves in a way that would make them and us proud. They assured me that they understood in their own way: Ryan told me, "Yeah, I get it. Don't worry." Nolan rolled his eyes at me and said I was being "lame."

Ah, youth.

Anyway, I had a great time on the JoCo Cruise, but before I actually recall it in my own way, I needed to get this out of the way.

I've waited almost ten years to do this. Internet, please meet my family:

We are Wheatons

That's Anne, me, Ryan, and Nolan.

This is probably my favorite picture that's ever been taken of me and Ryan:

Wil and Ryan have moustaches

Please enjoy the bonus Kevin Murphy photobomb.

So with this important formality out of the way, I can now get down to the very important business of recounting some of the things I loved about the cruise. Until I get the thoughts out of my head and into words, though, I highly recommend reading Stepto's and Molly's blogs, as well as JoCo's Open Letter to the Seamonkeys.

 

  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook
  • Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr
  • Click to share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky
  • More
  • Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest

Like this:

Like Loading...

Related


Discover more from WIL WHEATON dot NET

Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.

JoCoCruiseCrazy

Post navigation

Previous post
Next post

Comments (16)

  1. A Facebook User says:
    18 February, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    Unibrow FTW!!!
    BTW, fezzes are cool!!

  2. Sandra L. says:
    18 February, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    You have a beautiful family, Wil.

  3. Filmchick85 says:
    18 February, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    Nice to meet you, Wil’s awesome family. Nice mustaches. Fezzes are cool.

  4. _Skarlett_One says:
    18 February, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    You and your sons all look the same age!
    Great looking family, though. 🙂

  5. Raschknits says:
    18 February, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    I heart Anne so much for her mustache usage. Also, TTMF.

  6. GennyCeirios says:
    18 February, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Great photos ! You all look as if you’re set to investigate something rather dastardly 🙂 And isn’t your wife a beauty !

  7. Arsnof Arsnof says:
    18 February, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    Bonus that’s kinda hard to tell: Ryan’s wearing the 8-bit tie.

  8. IAmRoot says:
    18 February, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    Kudos! It’s to your credit you have worked so hard to protect them. “Hollywood families” are so often exploited by unscrupulous humans.

  9. Kelsey McCracken says:
    18 February, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    Frist of all, epic. You have a beautiful family!
    Secondly, I really respect you for keeping them out of public eye. Now, though, that they’re adults/ reaching adulthood, I think it was the perfect time to let them out into public view.
    Aslo, your wife’s use of her mustache is just too hilarious! XD

  10. Alan says:
    18 February, 2012 at 7:00 pm

    While you are away on a boat I am totally throwing a huge party on your blog.

  11. 22geek0 says:
    19 February, 2012 at 12:01 am

    You have an awesome family. I love the moustaches!

  12. Jenni Jewell says:
    19 February, 2012 at 6:19 am

    Speaking of mustaches, having Kev in the background makes that one picture 200% cooler. 🙂 Simply awesome. Thank you for sharing.

  13. Marty Mankins says:
    19 February, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    The photo bomb is quite good. It’s no squirrel or Tina Fey, but in this case, Kevin Murphy will do.

  14. A Facebook User says:
    20 February, 2012 at 7:11 am

    What a great looking family! I knew your sons were older due to your beer-making post, but didn’t really put it mentally together until this picture.
    But I agree with other posters, you don’t look old enough to be the father of these young men. Please share your secrets to eternal youth with the internets ASAP.

  15. Ivona Foster says:
    21 February, 2012 at 9:35 am

    *gasp* when did it happen that you are old enough to have two grown sons ?! I guess it’s my brains fault: the automatic image of Wesley that pops in when someone says Wil Wheaton was only recently replaced with the image of evil WW smirking as Sheldon yells WHEATOOOOOOOOOON!
    Jokes aside, good looking kids! Love their hair!

  16. Michelle Wolff says:
    7 March, 2012 at 4:55 am

    Here I am reading a sweetly touching blog about your family and feeling a little dewy around the eyes, when I’m suddenly blindsided by a Kevin Murphy photobomb and am forced to snortlaugh.
    Well played!

Comments are closed.

Search the archives

Creative Commons License

 

  • Instagram
©2025 WIL WHEATON dot NET | WordPress Theme by SuperbThemes
%d