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Things every person should have

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Things every person should have:

  • A nemesis.
  • An evil twin.
  • A secret headquarters.
  • An escape hatch.
  • A partner in crime.
  • A secret identity.

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13 March, 2012 Wil

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I spent way too much time on this. → ← life imitates art (or: I don’t know much about brain scans, but I’ll help you fix your computer.)

155 thoughts on “Things every person should have”

  1. Kate George says:
    19 March, 2012 at 7:52 am

    Oh, henchmen. Definitely henchmen. And in my case I want them to be extremely smart, good with computers, handsome (or cute like puppies) and entirely sycophantic. Also editing would be a good skill…

  2. Kate George says:
    19 March, 2012 at 7:57 am

    absolutely, Emergency Pants! And maybe an extra pair of shoes just in case there are dogs.

  3. Ibnsina786 says:
    19 March, 2012 at 5:49 pm

    a wise old mentor

  4. A Facebook User says:
    29 March, 2012 at 8:36 am

    The classic term for a weakness – an Achille’s heel

  5. Chris Hale says:
    3 April, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Two turntables and a microphone.

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