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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

Fun With Flu Maps

Posted on 23 November, 201223 November, 2012 By Wil

From the ongoing “I am Easily Amused” series: something I did with this morning’s Flu Map from Weather Underground:

Alaska is fucked, you guys.

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Comments (21)

  1. LeafyDavid says:
    23 November, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Didn’t you watch Final Destination? That area’s free from Zombies 🙂

  2. Adam Miller says:
    23 November, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Is Nevada so overrun by zombies they’re completely unable to file a report?

    Actually, given some of the people I saw sitting in casinos on my last trip to Vegas, that might be well within the realm of possibility…

  3. Brianne Morgan says:
    23 November, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    What I get from this is that either Nevada doesn’t care about the zombie apocalypse or the zombies already got them and are trying to hide the fact that they’re on the mainland. 😉

  4. Warren Curtly says:
    23 November, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    No report from Nevada? That can’t be good.

  5. Aerten says:
    23 November, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    I’m on my way to Vermont as soon as I pack up the computers and the cats…

  6. portofbyblos says:
    23 November, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    Aw nuts, BC is attached to Alaska! It’s okay, though, I finished my In Case Of Apocalypse emergency kit today.

  7. [email protected] says:
    23 November, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    I’d be more worried about Nevada and the surrounding states. The zombies took them out so fast no one could even get a report out.

  8. Joe Creighton says:
    23 November, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    I’ve come to the belief that, in Canada, zombies will be regarded as only slightly more annoying than mosquitoes: they will arrive in the spring, albeit slowly; we will beat them back using every day tools (hockey sticks) and repellents (sprays infused with putrescine instead of DEET); when winter returns, they will go dormant and freeze, making clean up by modified Zambonis very easy.

    Bring it on.

    1. Patrick Murray says:
      23 November, 2012 at 3:14 pm

      Don’t you mean, ZOMBonis? 🙂

    2. MarijnRongen says:
      23 November, 2012 at 4:21 pm

      Surely you mean Zombienis?

    3. Lynda-Jo Staton says:
      23 November, 2012 at 4:25 pm

      That made me laugh, good one sir!

  9. Lynda-Jo Staton says:
    23 November, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Ehh I lived in Alaska for 18 1/2 years, there are so many hunters and other people with guns the Zombies should be afraid of them!!

  10. mattb5 says:
    23 November, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    And today’s XKCD http://xkcd.com/1138/

  11. Liam Bath says:
    23 November, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    Also fucked: colourblind people who can’t tell the difference between “no activity” and “widespread.”

  12. Bas Driessen says:
    24 November, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    How about Europe? Are we alive and have given up America or are we even more screwed.. FREAKING OUT!

    1. Lodjur says:
      26 November, 2012 at 1:13 pm

      Depends on where you are and whom you ask: http://alphadesigner.com/mapping-stereotypes/

  13. Alan says:
    25 November, 2012 at 10:31 am

    In related news, I fought the zombie apocalypse last night in my dreams. The most stressful part was when my wife wouldn’t stop talking while we were trying to sneak around.

  14. Alan says:
    25 November, 2012 at 10:46 am

    Also, Nevada has trouble distinguishing zombies from the hordes of slot machine players.

  15. Lori Brennan says:
    26 November, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    Obviously, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas; Zombie related or not.

  16. Lodjur says:
    26 November, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    Alaska? Nevada? My omniscient B Movie Survival Guide says in the Zombie chapter, “Little is known about their origins, but they seem to be indigenous to Great Britain and remakes.”

  17. Keith Tyler says:
    26 November, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    Nice flood fill, Wil, but you missed a few spots in the Alexander Archipelago. HTH, HAND.

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