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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

From the Vault: things every person should have

Posted on 11 December, 201211 December, 2012 By Wil

This is one of those things that I forgot I wrote, and when I was reminded I wrote it, didn’t believe that I actually came up with something that I think is kind of cool.

Things every person should have:

  • A nemesis.
  • An evil twin.
  • A secret headquarters.
  • An escape hatch.
  • A partner in crime.
  • A secret identity.

What else?

(h/t Fuck Yeah Wil Wheaton)

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  1. Diana Jill says:
    12 December, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    an evil laugh! (e.g. Dr. Horrible)

  2. Christ deuZige says:
    13 December, 2012 at 1:35 am

    * Freedom
    * Happyness
    * Someone to share Freedom and Happyness with

  3. Wayne Zombie says:
    13 December, 2012 at 10:07 am

    A weakness.

    All heroes and villains should have a Kryptonite.

  4. earthprime2 says:
    15 December, 2012 at 5:56 am

    A previously undiscovered super power

  5. Joe says:
    16 December, 2012 at 7:58 am

    Considering all the additions to the list, life just got really expensive.

  6. theterriblehook says:
    18 December, 2012 at 9:34 am

    Of course you came up with something cool! You’re Wil Frakin’ Wheaton!

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