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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

I’m on a boat!

Posted on 30 January, 2015 By Wil

Well, not at the moment. At the moment, it’s dark and I’m sleepy and I’m at my desk drinking coffee while I try to wake up.

BUT!

I’m going on the Jonathan Coulton Cruise for a week, so I’ve invited my very favorite guest bloggers to come back and do their thing while I’m gone. Please be nice to them, and each other.

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Comments (18)

  1. John Sell says:
    30 January, 2015 at 6:50 am

    Have fun Wil!!!

  2. T'Mihn says:
    30 January, 2015 at 7:16 am

    Have fun. Stay safe.
    Be excellent and party on most bearded dude.

    \m/ B-)

  3. Jonathan Leggo says:
    30 January, 2015 at 8:03 am

    say hi to Pat Rothfuss 🙂

  4. Leslie Stockton says:
    30 January, 2015 at 9:00 am

    have fun 🙂

  5. Sam says:
    30 January, 2015 at 10:10 am

    Yes, dad – the kids will play nice. Enjoy the cruise.

  6. Shawn Bremaud says:
    30 January, 2015 at 10:26 am

    “Everybody look at me cuz I’m sailin’ on a boat!”

    Yeah, totally yelled the blog post title in my head Lonely Island style heh

  7. Jalania Jahnierre says:
    30 January, 2015 at 11:03 am

    Sneak me in your bag of holding plz???

    1. TomD says:
      30 January, 2015 at 6:49 pm

      Jalanla!!!! Love Will? His beard is so good. Can you explain why you avoid the answer?

  8. Celia says:
    30 January, 2015 at 3:27 pm

    Wil, I hope you and Anne have a wonderful cruise. Looking forward to your guest commentators. Really enjoyed the folks you chose last year.

    1. TomD says:
      30 January, 2015 at 6:56 pm

      what how can we help eachother? can we be friends?

  9. TomD says:
    30 January, 2015 at 6:27 pm

    Will my mother doesn’t believe in depression or anxiety. But she does love TNG. I dunno if you can help me. But let me pls just…. say something:

    On April 2nd 2002 I experienced my first full blown panic attack. It was my first, but as I was driving home from my grandfather’s funeral, I passed out. WIthin months my fiancee left me, my friends deserted me, and I was compelled to live with my … family. The family I spent my whole life trying to escape.

    In early 2003, following therapy and 5 months of Paxil, I learned how to drive without panic attacks. HOORAY! I stopped taking Paxil and stopped my therapy. Not because I was cured… but because the money I was wasting wasn’t my own, and I could drive again.

    On December 28th 2014 I visited an emergency room because I was CONVINCED I was experiencing a cardiac arrest. Had there not been OBAMACARE I would’ve just stayed home to die or not.

    Then they would’ve charged me $2937. However, because of Obamacare, they charged my insurance $327… A marked improvement but still terrifying. Can you understand that difference? I’m sure you can even when I can’t. All I can say is I’m super grateful that I didn’t cost the taxpayers more than $400….

    In any event, my emergency doctor told me to get a followup. I did,.but it took more than 2 weeks for that followup to occur (although I called for a followup immediately). On January 15th I got that appointment. . and within 15 minutes they suggested I visit a behavioral health clinic.

    That would be great but I couldn’t even schedule an appointment for 3 weeks. Within 2 days I called the clinic. They asked me to leave a message immediately. I did. They didn’t get back to me until January 29th, when they called me back. On January 30th I scheduled an appointment for behavioral health. And on February 10th my appointment will be accomplished if all goes to plan.

    This all hate me. If you hate me because I’m too socialist. I signed up for Obamacare in Feb of last year,and I didn’t touch it until I thought I was having a heart attack.

    I was wrong, thankfully….. but I didn’t touch it til then. Kah sigh. sorry.

    Remember… December 28th would be my first compelling action.

  10. TomD says:
    30 January, 2015 at 6:34 pm

    Um forgive me? Pls don’t share my message. Will. you’re fine without me. Yes? I hope so….

  11. TomD says:
    30 January, 2015 at 6:40 pm

    thank gawd for moderation. Just… y’know… love Reddit. And maybe tell my mother that anxiety needs help? Or no?

    Well shit. Will what drugs helped you out of Anxiety?

  12. TomD says:
    30 January, 2015 at 6:46 pm

    Will love your beard yay

  13. TomD says:
    30 January, 2015 at 7:01 pm

    well … Wil wheaton love us now

  14. TomD says:
    30 January, 2015 at 7:07 pm

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/127343#i0,p0,d0

  15. karen naylor says:
    30 January, 2015 at 10:17 pm

    With all that you do, all I have to say is “ahoy matey you and your beautiful wife have the best time ever.”

  16. Denise Mastenbrook says:
    31 January, 2015 at 2:15 pm

    The pictures you are sending from the cruise are all showing your new beard in full effect.

    Now, I know it’s not really polite to tell strangers what to do with their facial hair but I just can’t resist…

    I don’t know who does it but I’m sure you could find someone who would. Take some of your fancy dice and drill a few holes and wear them braided in to your beard for a very special edition of table top.
    Come on! You know it would be awesome. 🙂

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