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This has been on my mind for the last few days, as I’ve watched a loud and determined bunch of unhappy people do their best to make happy and successful people feel as bad as they do.

Everyone who becomes a fully-functioning adult — every single one of us — goes through a time in our lives when we are a shit. The difference between shitty adults and awesome adults is growing out of that.  Take charge of your life, and make changes to make yourself happier and improve your relationships with people who aren’t dickwagons.

Having committed to making those changes in your life, resist the urge to fall back with an old crowd who will drag you back into old patterns. Time you spend with people who are shits is time you are not spending with people who are awesome, and when an awesome person sees you with a shit, that’s one more awesome person who you didn’t have an opportunity to bring into your life.

Life is too short to be a shit, and you tend to attract to your life what you offer in return. So if you look around yourself and discover that you’re surrounded by shits, change that as quickly as you can. It may not be easy (in fact, it won’t be easy, at first), but I promise you that you’ll be happier when you do.

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27 April, 2015 Wil

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81 thoughts on “I’m going to be a dad for a second”

  1. mr badmek says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:27 pm

    Well said Wil

  2. Sophie Anderson says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    Excellent advice! Thanks honorary dad Wheaton!

  3. Jeff baran (@baran_jeff) says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    Well said!

  4. Thought says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    Here, here, well spoken Bruce!

  5. sudont says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    The way this posts on Facebook, when I saw “I’M GOING TO BE A DAD FOR A SECOND” I thought it would be followed by “…TIME” and went “WHOA!”

    1. Paula Boardman (@PaulaBoardman) says:
      27 April, 2015 at 5:52 pm

      Which completely explains all the “congratulations!” comments 🙂

    2. Brett Begani says:
      27 April, 2015 at 6:19 pm

      Same thought here!

  6. Ilvantari says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:30 pm

    Well-paid Wil, on a sidenote I must attempt to use the term “dickwagon” more often.

  7. whittycisms says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:30 pm

    I think that this is an awesome thing that you’ve said as a dad and totally true.

  8. Casey says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:31 pm

    Ugh, Dad, geez, whatEVeerrr…

    silently digests useful advice for use at a later time

    1. sistercoyote says:
      28 April, 2015 at 9:42 am

      Pretty much this, yes.

  9. Ashish Thomas says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:31 pm

    Wow thanks Wil Wheaton I needed to hear that.

  10. Colleen Scott (@dr2red) says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:31 pm

    Thank you for the Dad words. Trouble is those who really need your advice will seldom take it.

  11. bbqchick says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:32 pm

    Well said Wil! We all have a time in our life where reflection and change is needed!

  12. juanablanca says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:32 pm

    Don’t be a shit and don’t hang out with shits is deceptively simple good life advice.

  13. Cesar Negrete says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:37 pm

    Word.

  14. Mickey Rowe says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:42 pm

    So that’s why you left ST:TNG? Just kidding. I’m one of the people who hated Wesley Crusher, but I didn’t transfer that feeling to you. If there’s any verisimilitude in your portrayal of yourself on The Big Bang Theory, I am impressed with how you got past the “hatred” from others. Don’t ever let such people define you!

  15. paul fidelity says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:51 pm

    I’m a bit of a shit I admit. (Mr Grinch) Woh that rhymed. Motivation is super hard when you’re surrounded by the wrong people. Tis true the internet has opened up a lot of talking but social media doesn’t equal community, just a lot of passing comments… Just like this one.

  16. Mike Pitre (@bigtux2) says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:52 pm

    Wil, the single thing that has impressed me the most with the whole recent debacle is how refreshing it was to see adult responses from both you and Anne. Made me realize how rare that is. From one dad to another – thanks to you both. Hope your upcoming trip to Ottawa is less “interesting”. You can be Dad to the internet anytime.

  17. T'Mihn says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:53 pm

    Wil, I tend to agree with: If a person hangs around crap, it gets on them. Thanks for dropping in as Dad for a bit.

  18. Shelley Knepper (@shelley_thinks) says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:53 pm

    Fantastic advice for self-aware shits. But I worry that most shits actually believe they’re awesome.

  19. kinravip says:
    27 April, 2015 at 4:53 pm

    Hah! I did a major housecleaning of all the toxic people in my life back in aught-six.

    Oh, Wil Wheaton. You are so wise.

  20. Erin says:
    27 April, 2015 at 5:03 pm

    <3 Thank you for this.

    Also….

    DICKWAGONS. Holy hell, this is so totally my new favorite word.

    1. sistercoyote says:
      28 April, 2015 at 9:43 am

      Between this and Scalzi’s “beclown” my vocabulary is picking up a bunch of new fun things to say.

  21. Shirley C. says:
    27 April, 2015 at 5:09 pm

    My late grandmother used to tell me “if you lie with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas” as her warning against hanging out with shitty people. I like your way of putting it better!

  22. mark says:
    27 April, 2015 at 5:10 pm

    I lost a lot of ” friends” awhile back and my life is better for it , poop sticks you should not play with it. Drop it.. Flush it…

  23. Justin Donie says:
    27 April, 2015 at 5:20 pm

    That’s what being a grown up is all about … 🙂

  24. kateality says:
    27 April, 2015 at 5:22 pm

    I was a total shit at 22, and the occasional recollection/cringe of that period keeps me on the straight-and-narrow many years later!

  25. Kenny Cross says:
    27 April, 2015 at 5:22 pm

    Thank you Wil. I really needed to read this today, right this moment. Seriously helped. Have a great week young man.

  26. Leslie Stockton says:
    27 April, 2015 at 5:22 pm

    You might be be right, but some just are shits .. that is the fact of life. It is up to us who we allow within our sphere. I am guilty of this sin and make no bones about it. I write slams all the time. judge .. we all judge .. and the attraction thing that’s all perspective and perception .. made by who or whom ? In this world no one knows until one meets and see’s over time what is really the real. … So i am a shit .. lol ..

  27. hugheser says:
    27 April, 2015 at 5:23 pm

    Don’t be a shit.

  28. trill says:
    27 April, 2015 at 5:25 pm

    I think sometimes everyone, even a well developed adult, gets to be a shit. I am in a really shitty mood right now. I have no good reason, I’m just a shit. But I’m staying in my own house and not inflicting it on anyone else. I may indulge in a few adult beverages and go to bed early. Tomorrow I’ll be back to my happy cheerful self, but tonight total shit. Leave me alone.

  29. WyrmTongue says:
    27 April, 2015 at 5:55 pm

    Recall two important factors:
    1.) the future, almost by definition, belings to the progressive.
    2.) evil is essentially stupid

    And to your wife: non illegitimi carborundum

  30. Sunny says:
    27 April, 2015 at 5:56 pm

    Dickwagon. Great word. Good post. Cheers..

  31. VirulentSoapBoxFactory says:
    27 April, 2015 at 6:06 pm

    Thank you for this, recently have made some very positive life changes and felt guilty for having to leave behind a couple long time friends that were actually pretty awful people. I feel a lot better now.

  32. Anders says:
    27 April, 2015 at 6:07 pm

    Yea think i’ve been around to much shit o_0 .

  33. Scott Van Essen says:
    27 April, 2015 at 6:11 pm

    As a fellow dad, well said. I hope you don’t mind me stealing this over the next few decades. 😉

  34. N J Ray says:
    27 April, 2015 at 6:16 pm

    I’ve never seen a happy person treat another person like shit. I’ve had folks tell me how happy they are, how blessed, all the while shitting on others just because they can. Feel kinda sorry for them.

  35. Dorian Cole says:
    27 April, 2015 at 6:33 pm

    These aren’t words, this is wisdom.

  36. pgbuote says:
    27 April, 2015 at 7:30 pm

    yes as read this was through the Eyes of a Parent not just a person of influence nice read Thank You

  37. Anne Lanaway says:
    27 April, 2015 at 8:55 pm

    I love you even just a bit more after reading this. You’re super.

  38. Peter Archibald says:
    28 April, 2015 at 12:26 am

    Your spot on there Mr Wheaton

  39. wabbit89 says:
    28 April, 2015 at 1:16 am

    “Time you spend with people who are shits is time you are not spending with people who are awesome.”

    Good timing. Someone emailed me asking for advice tonight, and this just might be what I need to say. 😉

  40. Karen Saunders says:
    28 April, 2015 at 1:20 am

    Thank you Sir, for these wonderful words of wisdom and for the word: Dick-wagon, which I will start using on a regular basis 🙂

  41. Brett says:
    28 April, 2015 at 1:28 am

    Wheaton’s Law #2: Don’t Be A Shit

  42. Jim M. says:
    28 April, 2015 at 4:43 am

    You know Wil, you and I are about the same age and we have the honor of growing up in a generation that transformed itself into something awesome. Unfortunately, the coming generation has a harder time understanding the basics and all of these people you speak of are those who are truly afraid of the unknown.

    If you’re up for it, and haven’t read it already (although I believe you have since you are an intelligent person) is Common Sense, by Thomas Paine. These days, many need to read it and if you are keen to what Thomas says, you will find that it is a book that relates no matter the time period. I’d personally love to throw this book at quite a few people around me and then maybe they’d get the hint.

  43. Stephanie says:
    28 April, 2015 at 5:09 am

    Of all my internet Dad, you’re my favorite. (But, don’t tell the others)

    Well said to all of this. I must say that you and Anne have handled yourselves with grace and dignity throughout all this nuttiness. It’s a shame that otherwise capable adults can’t seem to maintain their adulthood in all aspects of their lives.

  44. Mike McKay says:
    28 April, 2015 at 5:24 am

    I tell my kids the same thing more or less. You must be the master of your own destiny and do not let other define who you are. You walk this way only once, so make it an enjoyable trek.

  45. Rianna Robinson says:
    28 April, 2015 at 5:24 am

    Well said sir. sometimes you have to flush a few times to get rid of them!

  46. Joel says:
    28 April, 2015 at 5:30 am

    Even though we’re the same age will you be my daddy?

  47. Tom says:
    28 April, 2015 at 6:39 am

    Well good words but….. There’s always a butt. Allot of these people have shitty parents to begin with and when they try to get away from the people that bring them down to a certain level in society their are told they are betraying their people… Their denying their heritage….. They feel their BETTER THEN EVERYONE ELSE. ANd for awhile you can fight it and so do some even just write it off and move on. But for allot of people its all they have ever known and it is very VERY hard from them to get out of out where they are because of it.

  48. treed30 says:
    28 April, 2015 at 7:13 am

    Wa Wa Wa, quit yer whining… 🙂 … now, seriously, well said, Dad.

  49. jhuggins76 says:
    28 April, 2015 at 7:35 am

    Remember kids, Uncle Wil always says: http://www.jeremyhuggins.com/dont-be.gif

  50. Sam says:
    28 April, 2015 at 7:48 am

    Amen to that, Good Sir. I post your “Be honest, be kind, be honorable, work hard and always be awesome” where all my theater students can see this motto and live by it. Thank you.

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