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in which i am, again, easily amused.

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I ran hard yesterday, and if a stupid cramp in my side hadn’t made me walk the last 800 or so meters, I would have done 5K in under 30 minutes. That’s probably not that big a deal for people who regularly run, but for a 44 year-old dude who spends most of his day sitting at a desk, it was pretty awesome.

So last night, I decided that I would sit in an epsom salt bath, to minimize the aches my legs would almost certainly be serving up today, on account of me being a middle-aged guy who ran really hard yesterday.

After soaking for about 30 minutes, I poured some of Anne’s bubbles into the tub, because bubbles. Then I sent her a picture of me, peeking up over the top of the bubble mountain, and I thought, hey, this is just like Space Madness…

So I recreated, in photos, one of my favorite Ren & Stimpy bits and posted it on Twitter

 

Next stop; SPACE. MADNESS!! pic.twitter.com/pGK99bMHrX

— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) August 11, 2016

@wilw OH MY BELOVED ICE CREAM BAR! pic.twitter.com/c1UCWdNVFa

— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) August 11, 2016

@wilw Yoooooouuuuuuu! You covet my ice cream bar! pic.twitter.com/egCsrdiqOz

— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) August 11, 2016

@wilw BACK OFF, MAN! DON’T FORCE ME TO USE IT! I’LL USE IT! I’M WARNING YOU! pic.twitter.com/lkqxGX4MzR

— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) August 11, 2016

@wilw THAT’S IT! YOU! FORCED ME! TO USE IT! pic.twitter.com/lGaE9de72m

— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) August 11, 2016

So, totally stupid, but supremely amusing to me, because I am easily amused.

If you, like apparently millions of people on Twitter, don’t know what this is referencing, let me help you out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wge91axG9Wg

I got some of the specific dialog wrong, but since I was doing it from 25 year-old memory, I’m giving myself a pass.

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46 thoughts on “in which i am, again, easily amused.”

  1. David Saks says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:23 am

    Running is so good for you, Will.
    The most important thing at the desk for prolonged periods is to be mindful of the cervical spine as we age.
    Hope you’re having a fine morning.

  2. David Saks says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:24 am

    …Wil 🙂

  3. DL says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:24 am

    I love your joie de vivre. 🙂

  4. AnnaMarie says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:25 am

    You’ve made me smile on a day when an Epsom salt immersion for ALL DAY sounds good. I truly love your postings. They always either make me happy, make me think or make me want to do better. Thank you.

  5. Duren_Thompson says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:27 am

    Will, does the Creative Commons license in your footer below also apply to your images (like those posted here?). I hope so, ’cause that first pic is just BEGGING to be cropped to a Facebook cover photo.

    1. Wil says:
      11 August, 2016 at 10:36 am

      It applies to my original content, but I don’t think it can apply to images like this, that I cropped out of a video. There’s a whole complicated Fair Use thing that I don’t have time to get into.

      1. Duren_Thompson says:
        11 August, 2016 at 11:12 am

        Right – got it. So I’ll ask a different question. Do you mind if I turn this into a Facebook Cover Photo (shape and orientation) and use it? I’ll credit you and this blog in the process. I am aware that Fair Use may cover this usage, but I always think it is polite to ASK the owner/creator and credit them if possible.

        1. Wil says:
          11 August, 2016 at 12:13 pm

          I can’t give you permission, because I don’t own the image … but there’s no reason you couldn’t copy it yourself and use it entirely on your own. wink

          1. JSc says:
            11 August, 2016 at 3:17 pm

            Dude.

            You realize you’re now “that guy”.

            You know…the one who winks at women while giving them nudie pics.

            At least the bubbles kept it tasteful.

            THIS TIME….

  6. Rebekah282 says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:28 am

    Well, I must be easily amused as well…. because I found this very amusing 😛 Thanks for the chuckles, Mr. Wheaton!

  7. Christi says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:30 am

    Ha ha ha…thanks. Now I need to hunt down that complete episode and share it with my monkeys. 😀

  8. Adam says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:34 am

    …call the police…

  9. Laurie Stoker says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:34 am

    I wouldn’t say that I am easily amused in general, but I am certainly amused by your antics!

  10. Jason S says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:39 am

    Haha thanks for the laugh, very hilarious, and a little nostalgia trip to boot. Congrats on the run!

  11. Deborah says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:39 am

    That’s adorable. I love it.

  12. Patty says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:40 am

    I just rewatched Son of Stimpy, thanks to this post. Laughed so hard I could bearly breathe with tears and snot running down my face. 25 years ago my brand new husband and I would quote most of this show anytime there was a fart. My son thinks I have lost my mind.
    Thank you for letting me remember how I too am easily amused. <3

  13. mommatrek says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:41 am

    Awww…… that’s so stinkin’ cute. <3

  14. chucksnotomorrow says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:43 am

    Good job dude. Proud for you. I do yoga to keep those evil pains away. It has helped me a lot.

  15. ImDrB says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:49 am

    You do you, Wil! Thanks for repping us kids who only ‘mostly’ grew up 🙂

  16. Jamison says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:50 am

    So many levels of awesome.

  17. BowenTheKotoc says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:53 am

    That’s my favorite Ren and Stimpy episode, too! “How I love to lick your creamy center!”

  18. Kevin says:
    11 August, 2016 at 11:06 am

    I pushed the Shiny red button Wil. The jolly, candy-like button!

  19. tickticker says:
    11 August, 2016 at 11:26 am

    Far and away my favorite scene in all of Ren and Stimpy-dom!

  20. Bean says:
    11 August, 2016 at 11:26 am

    I immediately recognized Space Madness, and my day was made brighter having your reminder. I need to go re-watch Ren & Stimpy now.

  21. bigandpinkytoes says:
    11 August, 2016 at 11:55 am

    Hilarious.
    Well done on your run!

  22. californian says:
    11 August, 2016 at 12:17 pm

    You can even make a selfie in the bathtub entertaining! As for sidecramps, there are typically two issues. One has to do with breathing, a lung “stitch”, the other can be too much liquid or certain foods prior to the run that are literally settling badly. This is different for each person. Some can run and drink the whole time while others will get a cramp at the slightest mushy thing. Either way, good on ya for running.

  23. shannan says:
    11 August, 2016 at 12:36 pm

    Bwahahaha!!! Silly people are my favorite people!

  24. Jessica Schwab (@jujyfruit0) says:
    11 August, 2016 at 1:11 pm

    I think that deserves more than a pass. A+ for resurrecting my favorite Ren & Stimpy. You sir are a prince among bloated sacks of protoplasm.

    1. Wil says:
      11 August, 2016 at 1:21 pm

      It is not I who is crazy! It is I who is MAD!

  25. beth9133 says:
    11 August, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    Wow, Wil Wheaton, naked. Never thought I’d see the day…

    1. Wil says:
      11 August, 2016 at 4:36 pm

      Yeah right? My shoulders are pretty hot.

  26. TymberDalton says:
    11 August, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    OMG! LOL Thank you! I really needed this smile today. More than you’ll ever know.

  27. Mouseycarl326 says:
    11 August, 2016 at 5:18 pm

    The poor people at IHOP may never let me come back! I almost choked on coffee.

    Running is a good thing, I need to be more into exercise.

  28. Spudnuts says:
    11 August, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    No more tub pictures. You’ve crossed a line. Violated our trust.

    Turn back, Wil. This way lies madness. Foamy, foamy madness.

  29. Spudnuts says:
    11 August, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    I am this close to GIMP-ing Nightmare at 20,000 Feet Shatner into that bath.

  30. Spudnuts says:
    11 August, 2016 at 7:41 pm

    Maybe when I get back from work, teh GIMPening will happen.

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/PubTThou01.jpg

  31. Scarletrabbit says:
    11 August, 2016 at 8:18 pm

    That’s the first thing I thought…Wil is naked!! Great fun!!

  32. John Blauman says:
    11 August, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    My god, Wil, that picture is disturbing. In a good way.

  33. wabbit89 says:
    11 August, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    This wins the internet for today for me. Love it! Thanks for the night shift pick-me-up, Wil!

  34. Janika Banks says:
    11 August, 2016 at 11:37 pm

    Has anyone else mentioned the Ed Grimley hair?

  35. Einar Petersen says:
    12 August, 2016 at 2:27 am

    Awesome, Fully understand the problems with cramps… oh yeah that happens to old dudes like us 🙂

    Bananas are a lifesaver.

    Also I’ve heard from people in the “know” that a spoonful of baking soda is supposed to counteract the acid build up in your muscles somehow… yes I guess it is some form of mild doping 😉 have not tried that one though so no guarantees on that one.

    But the bananas I can vouch for will help the muscles with essential chemicals counteracting cramps.

    At least did for me, biking about 18.4 km per day now during my work week and have during a two month reboot shed roughly 21+ kg, since Christmas it’s 26,3 kg, so keep it up and don’t give up – you’ll love yourself for it in the “long run” and the shorter one as well 🙂

  36. mimi (@mimi78) says:
    12 August, 2016 at 10:40 am

    Well, that’s a new one. Who held the camera?

    OTHER NEWS… that guy from Stranger things tore his Achilles while playing Achilles. (at the theater my brother works at) SO META.
    http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2016/07/29/with-a-torn-achilles-stranger-things-star-david-harbour-comes-full-circle/

  37. Eastlyn burkholder says:
    12 August, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    Funny

  38. fluttergirl says:
    12 August, 2016 at 5:14 pm

    I always thought Epsom salts would cancel out the bubbles, so I’ve never tried taking an Epsom bubble bath. Filing this info away for future reference.

  39. Gabe says:
    15 August, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    When I first started running, years ago, a friend of mine who had years in as a runner told me that in the case of a side stitch, I should raise my arms above my head, push my abdomen out as far as I could on an inhale and pull my abdomen in as far as I could on an exhale. It has worked for me for almost 20 years; you don’t even have to stop jogging.

  40. Jeffrey Roland says:
    16 August, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    Stimpy, go open the flap.

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