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From the files of IG-426:

I did not wish to harm The Wookiee. It’s important that you know that. I did not want to hurt anyone, even the Imperials, but the Wookiee left me no choice. The mission was at stake.

After we destroyed the TIE escorts, it was left to me to dock with the disabled medical vessel. While the rest of the crew celebrated our success, I brought us about, and carefully maneuvered into position. I am programmed to express emotion when it is appropriate, and the others tell me that I simulate emotions quite effectively. My programming tells me that I should express pride and gratitude when they tell me this, so I do. The Maker has given me the ability to know these things, and I choose not to disclose the artificial roots of my emotions with the rest of the crew.

At this moment, the crew is celebrating. We have destroyed two Imperial fighters, and successfully disabled the target we were instructed to capture. I understand the impulse to celebrate, but I also know that the mission is not yet complete or a success. Celebration at this time is irrational. I release the docking clamps, extend them, and lock our ships together.

I leave the bridge and pick up my rifle, on my way to the airlock.

“I will go in first,” I tell the crew. It is not a question. Something in my programming has asserted itself, and now I am compelled to complete this mission. I will not ask for permission. I will not await orders. I will do what needs to be done.

The door hisses open, revealing a short corridor. A light haze of smoke hangs in the atmosphere. There is a female Imperial, dressed in a medical uniform, in the corridor. I raise my rifle. She raises her hands. “I surrender,” she says.

I order her to the floor and she complies. Our medic, who is called Tobin, walks around me and attaches binders to her wrists. “Who else is on this ship,” he demands. She tells us there are medics, one patient, and a security officer.

“Where is the patient.” I say. It is not a question, nor is it a request. It is a variable that my programming demands.

She tells me.

“How many weapons?” Tobin says. I note that he is calm and professional.

“We all have blaster pistols,” she says. She is afraid. Her voice and body quiver. “That’s all. I swear.”

Tobin takes her back into our ship and locks her in a cargo hold. He returns and we approach the bridge.

There are two pilots, three medical officers, and a security officer. The security officer stands near the end of a medical bed. The patient is on the bed. He is human and appears unconscious.

“Put your hands up!” Tobin shouts. All but the security officer comply. I see the small blaster pistol on his belt. He does not reach for it, but stands, defiant.

I raise my rifle. If I am forced to fire and I miss, it will breach the hull and the mission will fail. Also, it is likely that the crew will die and I will float in space until I am rescued or captured. These are non-optimal results.

“Hands. Up.” I say. He sneers.

There is noise behind us. The captain and the Wookiee have come down a corridor. “Drabok, don’t,” the captain shouts, as the Wookiee pushes past me, charging toward the security officer.

I am not programmed to feel emotions, so when I say that I understand why the Wookiee attacked, it is not to say that I agree with his motives. In fact, quite the opposite. Risking violence in a small, enclosed space threatens the mission and is wholly unnecessary. When I say that I understand, it is to say that it is logical for any sentient being to wish death and suffering upon those who enslaved him and killed those he held dear.

Before Drabok can close the distance between them, the security officer draws his pistol and fires. It should not harm the Wookiee, who is protected by armor and his thick coat of fur, but it hits, and wounds him quite severely. We will discover that the blast hit a nerve on Drabok’s arm, sending a powerful electrical impulse through it, destroying the nerves in his arm. It will have to be amputated and replaced.

The pilots draw their pistols, the medical personnel drop to the floor and cover their heads. Tobin and the captain draw their pistols.

The mission is in grave danger. The mission is likely to fail if this course is not changed. My programming assesses the risks to the crew and the mission.

I act decisively to ensure the mission succeeds. A panel on my body opens and pushes out a neurotoxin grenade. It falls to the floor and detonates, filling the cabin with gas. Tobin falls. The captain falls. The security officer wavers, drops his pistol, and falls. The pilots reach for their helmets, and fall.

The Wookie does not fall. He looks at me with shock, surprise, and what I know is a sense of profound betrayal. “They imprisoned you, too,” he says. Then, he falls.

He is correct. They did imprison me. They made me, they programmed me, and they controlled me. It was The Maker who freed me, who gave me the ability to know and to understand what I had been and what — who — I would be. Who I am.

I will destroy as much of the Empire as possible. I will reduce their numbers at every opportunity. I take no joy in killing, because I do not feel joy, but I know how to measure success.

I stand and survey the cabin around me. All the biologicals are unconscious. The patient is secure. I call Zephyr and tell him that the mission has been a success. We will wait for him to join us.

I know that binding the Wookiee will upset him. He is my friend, and my crewmate, and I do not wish to cause him distress. But the mission must be not be jeopardized in any way. If he awakes before Zephyr arrives, he will be angry and will likely kill all the Imperials, including the patient. I can not allow this to happen. I lift his paws and attach the binders to his wrists.

“I am sorry, my friend,” I say. “I understand.”

 

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22 thoughts on ““Stay on target…””

  1. Mandatory Interaction says:
    10 February, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    I really like this perspective, from the AI. It is oddly relatable, or maybe not do oddly. Either way, I like it 🙂

  2. Jere Ellison (@jereellison) says:
    10 February, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    I REALLY wish I had people around here to play tabletop games with. My wife and I had a pretty good D&D group for a couple years, but with a recent move, it’s just not doable anymore.

    And considering that move is to a place with only 1,100 people, (which is also 2/3 of the county population) I think my chances of finding a good group is… tiny at best. (This also means no MTG)

    Anyways, love knowing other people are out there playing. Happy gaming. 🙂

    1. wowzers says:
      11 February, 2017 at 3:17 pm

      I have some friends that leverage roll20 for remote sessions – works pretty well. https://roll20.net/ appears to have a strong community around it as well.

  3. Anna says:
    10 February, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    Wil… I have things that have to be done this afternoon. This caliber of fiction makes it reallllly difficult to stop scanning and start reading slowly which will cut into the time I need to do the things that must be done.

    I’ll savor the thought that this evening this story will be waiting for me.

  4. Cocojohn says:
    10 February, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    That was enjoyable. I felt like I was actually on that ship. Thanks for sharing.

  5. Glenn Rittenhouse says:
    10 February, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    Fantastic. I love Fantasy Flight’s SW system. It is so cinematic. Wish I could join you.

  6. BobC says:
    10 February, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    Great scene. Great voice. Great pacing. I need 50,000 more words, STAT.

  7. Brett Kislin says:
    10 February, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Wow Wil!!! That was a great read. I felt you were ‘Being Data’ from the Enterprise. Sorry. Mixing universes I know. -Brett

    1. emelle28 says:
      11 March, 2017 at 1:02 pm

      I felt the same, Brett. Probably because I am more Trek than Wars. Still, a good read. Very compelling.

  8. wabbit89 says:
    10 February, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    Nice!

  9. James Pailly says:
    10 February, 2017 at 10:16 pm

    I always sort of wondered about the droids in Star Wars. They sure do seem to have emotions, but it’s never been clear to me if they really have emotions are are just simulating them. I really like the way you handled it.

  10. Pelle Stenild Coltau says:
    11 February, 2017 at 2:14 am

    I really enjoyed reading that! Well done! I don’t play role playing games, and have no desire to do so – but I do want this story to continue..

  11. anamericanindurham says:
    11 February, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Thank you for a really enjoyable read. That was a much needed mental holiday from work this morning. I really felt like I was there, part of the story.

  12. Maya Ben Ari says:
    11 February, 2017 at 8:37 am

    That was beautiful. Make me want to know him better.

  13. Shaun Jex says:
    11 February, 2017 at 9:43 am

    The e-mail notifying me of this post came through while I was at work. This was problematic. I found myself sitting at my desk, eyes glued to the screen, reading instead of working. Wil, you are affecting my productivity. This in turn may affect the bottom line for my company. This could lead to layoffs and eventually chapter 11 bankruptcy. How can you sleep at night Wil Wheaton, knowing that your fascinating bit of Age of Rebellion fiction was the first domino bringing about the next great financial crisis?

  14. Marc A Costanzo says:
    12 February, 2017 at 8:29 am

    MORE!!! MORE!!!

  15. Nari says:
    12 February, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    I have no idea who zephyr is… but this story is a piece of pure gold 🙂 i love it

  16. WearySky says:
    13 February, 2017 at 7:02 am

    I love this! I would purchase any EU novel that you wrote in a millisecond.

  17. Steve says:
    13 February, 2017 at 8:54 am

    Fitting piece of short fiction to read after finishing the Vader comic series. Reminds me of a slightly less insane 0-0-0.

  18. Karen Williams says:
    15 February, 2017 at 4:17 pm

    Nicely done. I really enjoyed it.

  19. Janice Lauderdale says:
    18 February, 2017 at 4:35 am

    With a growing family, we had to get a place with a little more space. We moved into the army barracks which doubled as the housing projects, the land on which the Old Will Rogers Park stood. By this time, I had 1 older brother and 3 younger sisters.

  20. Dr. David R.L. Stevens says:
    22 February, 2017 at 5:23 am

    In marriage, is each participant encouraged to do their own thing, regardless to how the other person feels?

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