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Here it is! The limited, collectible, hardback printing of Dead Trees Give No Shelter is now available.

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Remember when I told you that I was doing a very limited, collectible hardback printing of Dead Trees Give No Shelter?

Well, it’s ready to go on sale RIGHT NOW! There are just 200 of these, and when they’re gone, they’re gone. I’ve priced them accordingly, at $100, which I know is a lot, but I’m offering a discount for today only, as my very small way of saying thank you to everyone who has supported me and my work for all these years.

It’s been awhile since I did my own little indie print run like this. In fact, I think I have to go all the way back to the initial release of The Happiest Days of Our Lives to find the last time I handled printing and order processing and printing all on my own. It’s a fair amount of work, but it’s tremendously satisfying to see where in the world my words are going to go live.

I’ll start taking orders right away, but just know that it’ll be a couple of days before I’m actually able to ship these, since I’m just one person doing it all myself. (And because I’m doing this all by myself, I’m not able to autograph or number these. HOWEVER! If you come see me at a convention from now until the heat death of the universe, I’ll be thrilled to sign your copy for you, at no charge.)

I’m really excited for everyone who wants one of these to finally get to have one. The design and artwork in this edition is just beautiful, and it feels very special to me. Oh, and if you care about this sort of thing (and I hope that you do) this is printed in America, in a union shop.

Buy Dead Trees Give No Shelter – Limited Edition Collector’s Hardback.

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45 thoughts on “Here it is! The limited, collectible, hardback printing of Dead Trees Give No Shelter is now available.”

  1. Syndelin says:
    5 July, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    Done and done, without hesitation. 🙂

    1. Syndelin says:
      5 July, 2019 at 1:17 pm

      I am a bit sad they won’t be autographed, but I will hold out hope that you come to NY one of these years. I miss living in Phoenix.

  2. Matthew says:
    5 July, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    Got my copy! Cannot wait to get it!

  3. Keven Pruitt says:
    5 July, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    What if you signed the first 25? Or even the first 10, hell just mine. If so, I am sold. I ordered Levar Burton’s sci fi book and I didn’t pay for expedited shipping so when I saw him, and it had’t arrived yet, I asked him to sign a post it note saying, “Hey Keven, next time spring for priority shipping.” Then I stuck that to the inside of the book. In case a laugh would change your mind.

  4. Hallie Chase says:
    5 July, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    I bought the e-book addition and just loved it. You are a great writer. Hope to see more from you soon.

  5. Lynne says:
    5 July, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    Also purchased. I enjoy your stories and look forward to diving in. 🙂

  6. Teresa Mears says:
    5 July, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    Happy new books Friday to me! Loved this story, can’t wait to have a physical copy to share with my household.

  7. Joyce Artadi says:
    5 July, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    I just ordered mine, can’t wait to see you again!
    Thank you for being you!

  8. Rick says:
    5 July, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    “HOWEVER! If you come see me at a convention from now until the heat death of the universe, I’ll be thrilled to sign your copy for you, at no charge.”

    I know the convention I go to your meemaw will be sick….

  9. Stardreams says:
    5 July, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    I tried listening to the audio, holy cow, I am a wuss, I couldn’t finish it.the narration and writing is incredible. Sorry, I could not finish it.😥

  10. Kevin Kincaid says:
    5 July, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    Awww, sure wish it could be signed, but it is ordered nonetheless. We never get to see you in the Southeast, so guess it won’t ever get signed. Thanks for all that you do Wil You and Anne both.

    1. Wil says:
      5 July, 2019 at 1:57 pm

      I don’t know what part of the Southeast you’re in, but I’m coming to Raleigh Supercon later this month, in North Carolina.

      1. Carmen Shannon says:
        5 July, 2019 at 4:23 pm

        Ordered and can’t wait to get it! It’s really awesome that you are shipping these out yourself! I think it’s really great. Really hope you can come back to Dragoncon one year!

  11. Janet Hill says:
    5 July, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    So looking forward to this. Anne signed her book for me at a con, and now I have an excuse to hunt for you at another one!

  12. Randolph West says:
    5 July, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    Ordered. I noticed that the Checkout page was not using HTTPS, so I’m a little worried about that.

    1. Wil says:
      5 July, 2019 at 3:06 pm

      Oh shit I didn’t realize we weren’t configured for ssl. I’m out, but the instant I get home, I’ll fix it.

      1. Rick says:
        5 July, 2019 at 4:12 pm

        Don’t hurry home. While your checkout page isn’t encrypted, no one is entering any credit card data there so nothing is being POSTed, and our conversation with Paypal is over SSL. You’re only passing your code and transaction token and amount. No risk to the users, just not best practices for you.

        1. Wil says:
          5 July, 2019 at 4:14 pm

          I hear ya. It’s an embarrassing oversight. I appreciate you bringing it to my attention.

          1. Rick says:
            5 July, 2019 at 4:26 pm

            Not as embarrassing as when you were first learning linux, CleverNickName. 😉

          2. Wil says:
            5 July, 2019 at 4:28 pm

            And here I am on my Mint desktop, using workflows I’ve written into my .bashrc, quietly resenting the one or two times a year I have to boot into Windows!

          3. Gary P. says:
            8 July, 2019 at 1:24 pm

            Ask Sheldon to fix it ! 🙂

  13. Alandovos says:
    5 July, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    w00t! We love you Will!

    1. Alandovos says:
      5 July, 2019 at 3:39 pm

      *Wil effing autocorrect!

  14. phantom4te says:
    5 July, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    thank you Wil!! I am so excited. There have been a few things I have missed out on bc i am not that technologically connected (i am not meant for this century) thank you for just touching my copy. Instead of signing copies you could just like tear off a corner of the title page or something — like that would be your signature. :o)

  15. Jason says:
    5 July, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    Thank you so much for sharing your craft with the world, Wil. I love this story and am delighted to have a physical copy for my library.

  16. GhostMoose says:
    5 July, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    Yes! I was worried when I just saw the post 8 hours after the fact but I was able to grab one! Hopefully I’ll be able to get down to Raleigh SuperCon later in the month to have it signed. Or if you make it back to AwesomeCon again sometime. Thank you for doing this.

  17. Kathy says:
    5 July, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    As one of the 300, I am so disappointed to have missed out on this! As one of the 300, I am also so thrilled for you as the mere hours it took for your hardback to sell out hopefully shows you how much we love your work. Congratulations!

  18. Jennifer says:
    6 July, 2019 at 12:44 am

    Out of stock?! Are you kidding me?!
    I only woke up 30 minutes ago (Germany), saw you posted something, read the post, clicked in “buy a copy” (already coming up with really good reasons why I had to have it for my husband) and now there’s none left!
    going back to bed, sniffeling

    1. Jennifer says:
      6 July, 2019 at 12:54 am

      My husband just came in, I told him the sad story and he said: “Shame, would have been a great birthday present for you” On the bright side: Next time you release a 100 $ hardback collector’s edition in early July I won’t have trouble to sell it to my husband. Just have to point him there and say “birthday” …

  19. Bookabye Baby says:
    6 July, 2019 at 1:34 am

    I’m in Australia and with the exchange rate was pondering whether I could actually afford this, but I pondered too long and it’s out of stock already! Congratulations 🙂

  20. mdgmichael says:
    6 July, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    Whoah, congratulations on selling these out in about 30 seconds flat. I’ll have to grab the next one. 🙂

  21. Charles Z says:
    6 July, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    Any chance on a second print run? Been checking nearly every day since your post about these but I was too late to get one. Pretty disappointed.

  22. Marc Robinson says:
    7 July, 2019 at 4:18 am

    Oof! Step away from the internet for holiday activities and end up with a gap in your Wil Wheaton book set. Will try to be more diligent next time!

  23. C J Renner says:
    7 July, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    It’s a great story. Damn, missed the email notice over weekend. Please do a reprint.

  24. Ken says:
    7 July, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    Sadly I’m late, but I’m happy demand was high.

  25. timwarp says:
    8 July, 2019 at 6:35 am

    I was out of town, and missed out. But happy to see you were a quick sellout!

  26. Curiouser & Curiouser says:
    8 July, 2019 at 9:38 am

    Damn it. I had house guests and did not check my email in time. So glad to see you sell them so quickly. At least I got the last t-shirt!

  27. alicen1derland says:
    8 July, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    That will teach me to check my emails on the long week-ends!! Damn!! I’m so happy for you that the books sold so quickly, but I knew they would, What are the chances for a paperback printing?

  28. Wenona Gardner says:
    8 July, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    Wow! That went fast like the speed of lighting! I was at Summerfest the World’s Largest Music Festival in Milwaukee celebrating my 46th birthday when the post came in. That would have been a cool birthday present! You are definitely loved! Blessed Be!

  29. Angie says:
    10 July, 2019 at 7:51 am

    As someone who was without internet connection for the last few days, I’m super bummed that these sold out. As a fervent Wil Wheaton supporter, I’m super excited that these sold out! Congrats!

  30. wabbit89 says:
    10 July, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    I’m a bit skint right now, so I’m happy to see you sold out, for several reasons. 🙂

  31. Suzanne Taylor says:
    11 July, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    Hi i was wondering something why didn’t all the guys appear in the video “stand by me” with ben e king?

    1. Wil says:
      12 July, 2019 at 4:34 pm

      I don’t remember. It was probably a logistical issue to get us all together in the same place.

  32. Celeste says:
    12 July, 2019 at 6:29 am

    https://www.facebook.com/groups/1152281891494764/?multi_permalinks=2471323702923903&comment_id=2471426669580273&notif_id=1562884118302574&notif_t=feedback_reaction_generic

    Just a thread from FB that shows you have lots of fans that care! <3

  33. Kevin Kovalchik says:
    17 July, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    I got my copy today! So happy I got it in time for the Raleigh Supercon. I’ve never been to a convention before so I don’t know if one day is better to go than others. Will you be there Sunday? Thanks!

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