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Self Help: An Audible Original

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Over the last year or so, I’ve had the tremendous privilege of narrating some outstanding audiobooks that have just been a joy to work on from start to finish. One of them is Self Help, by Ben Winters. It’s narrated by me and features Ron Perlman in a sensational performance.

A darkly comedic thriller by the New York Times best-selling author of Underground Airlines, The Last Policeman, and the Audible Originals Q&A and Inside Jobs.

Jack Diller is just one more struggling actor on the road to nowhere. He’s got an agent who barely remembers his name, his ex-girlfriend has hooked up with a Silicon Valley dude, and the milk in his fridge is so far past its sell-by date it’s historic. The only way Jack can scrape together a bare existence is by delivering food to exactly the types of successful people he wishes he could be.

Then, one day, a very strange audiobook shows up on his phone. The Killer Instinct seems to be your basic self-help guide, narrated by a washed-up action star named Hector Bruno, and brimming with cheesy advice for how to get your life together.

With so little to lose, Jack starts listening… and listening some more. He starts talking to Hector like he’s his best friend.

And then… Hector starts talking back.

This is one of those things that’s in the space between audiobook and narrative performance. Ron and I never worked together, but WOW do our performances work together! The result is something that feels like Twilight Zone / Tales from the Darkside / Outer Limits / and so forth. It’s about three hours and forty-five minutes, so you can do it in one go if you want.

On a more personal note: I recently realized that I am at the point in my career where I have the privilege to choose what I do, and I’ve only been choosing projects I love and feel excited about sharing with the world. It’s taken a lot to get here, but it’s all been worth it. I feel so happy and grateful, and I can’t wait for all of these things to roll out.

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10 July, 2022 Wil

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I wrote fan fiction for my job and got paid for it and everything. → ← 34 years ago today, 15 year-old me was at The Rose Bowl in Pasadena to see The Concert For The Masses.

3 thoughts on “Self Help: An Audible Original”

  1. Eric S. says:
    11 July, 2022 at 1:25 pm

    Congratulations.

    And, of course, keep moving forward.

    1. Julie says:
      12 July, 2022 at 6:13 pm

      That’s great that you are able to do the things you want to do. It sure makes work a lot more rewarding when it doesn’t feel like work!

  2. Christina Mitchell-Wheeler says:
    11 July, 2022 at 4:02 pm

    Wil – I finished listening to your audible. Long story short; I am sorry that I caused you anxiety over the 2016 Mensa AG.

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