the shady bunch

Here’s the story of a dork named Donnie
And every single thing he touches dies
Like the steaks the Taj Mahal and the election
He lost in court sixty times.

Here’s the story of a crazy lady
Who told a lot of crazy crazy lies
And she got together with some looney lawyers
To steal some votes they tried.

Then the loser set his mob upon the Congress
And Giulani’s hair dye ran right down his face
And the crazy lady said the vote was stolen
By Jewish lasers shot from satellites in space.

And when they all got caught for doing some light treason
Chesebro flipped and Kraken lady, too
And Donnie you’re in real big fuckin’ trouble
Because Fanni Willis is coming for you

And the Treason Bunch
The Treason Bunch
A criminal conspiracy called
Treason bunch

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9 thoughts on “the shady bunch”

  1. This is absolutely amazing; I just want to know what was going through your head before writing this.

  2. This is absolutely amazing! I want to know what was going through your head before coming up with this lol.

  3. slowclap That’s pretty damn good. Musta been rolling around in your head for a bit, needing to get written to get it out of there!

  9. OH PLEASE! Somebody put this into an Audio file! Add the music and lyrics! LOL!

    If you try and tell me that you didn’t sing this out to the theme song as you were reading it you’re lying too.

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