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the shady bunch

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Here’s the story of a dork named Donnie
And every single thing he touches dies
Like the steaks the Taj Mahal and the election
He lost in court sixty times.

Here’s the story of a crazy lady
Who told a lot of crazy crazy lies
And she got together with some looney lawyers
To steal some votes they tried.

Then the loser set his mob upon the Congress
And Giulani’s hair dye ran right down his face
And the crazy lady said the vote was stolen
By Jewish lasers shot from satellites in space.

And when they all got caught for doing some light treason
Chesebro flipped and Kraken lady, too
And Donnie you’re in real big fuckin’ trouble
Because Fanni Willis is coming for you

And the Treason Bunch
The Treason Bunch
A criminal conspiracy called
Treason bunch

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20 October, 2023 Wil

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Mind your business, and don’t be a dick. → ← the post about assassin’s creed and baldur’s gate

9 thoughts on “the shady bunch”

  1. Jennifer Mack says:
    20 October, 2023 at 4:26 pm

    This is absolutely amazing; I just want to know what was going through your head before writing this.

  2. Jennifer says:
    20 October, 2023 at 5:23 pm

    This is absolutely amazing! I want to know what was going through your head before coming up with this lol.

  3. Nighthawk says:
    20 October, 2023 at 10:27 pm

    slowclap That’s pretty damn good. Musta been rolling around in your head for a bit, needing to get written to get it out of there!

  4. wabbit89 says:
    21 October, 2023 at 7:55 am

    Nice.

  5. TGS says:
    21 October, 2023 at 2:26 pm

    Shout out to the Arrested Development reference.

  6. robert says:
    21 October, 2023 at 2:32 pm

    Great job… someone’s got to record this!

  7. Andrew says:
    21 October, 2023 at 3:37 pm

    This has got to be a collab with Randy Rainbow!

  8. Eric S. says:
    21 October, 2023 at 11:57 pm

    …and Ann B. Davis as “Donnie.”

  9. Mac's Opinion says:
    25 October, 2023 at 10:35 am

    OH PLEASE! Somebody put this into an Audio file! Add the music and lyrics! LOL!

    If you try and tell me that you didn’t sing this out to the theme song as you were reading it you’re lying too.

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