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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

i am doing my best to be a helper

Posted on 8 January, 2026 By Wil

Mister Rogers says that when terrible things happen, to look for the helpers.

This is so important to me, I have the tattoo.

Terrible things are happening. I’m upset. And I’m angry. And I’m so sad.

While I am looking for the helpers, I am also doing my best to be a helper.

I have to be honest: when a domestic terrorist organization, created and unleashed on us by our own government, are terrorizing, tear-gassing, kidnapping, and murdering with impunity, the way I help feels pretty pointless.

It feels woefully inadequate to me, but I entertain, I tell stories, I help you recover your hit points. It’s what I know how to do, and it’s what I do best. And I keep reminding myself that if I can make something that helps someone else create the space I have when I read a book or listen to an album, or whatever I’m doing to rest, then I have to do that. I can’t not do that. This is my purpose. I entertain, especially when it feels like entertaining is less important than something other people need entertainment to get a break from doing.

I want to be crystal clear: I am not comparing myself to anyone, or suggesting that what I do is equivalent, but we all do what we can, right? I’m doing my best, I think.

What I do right now, and what I hope to do until I retire, is tell you stories that help you create a bit of safe space to just … be … for a minute, a place where you can recover some hit points, while you listen. Today, I went to the studio, and told you a story that you will hear next week. I was so grateful to have a break of my own. I loved doing this story. It was so satisfying to focus on how I chose the narrator’s emotional point of view, to find my own narrative pace, to notice something in the narrative that I hadn’t, before. To feel that indescribable thing performers only feel in our bodies when we perform.

It was a privilege and a blessing, all made possible by authors who said yes, a team of people who believe in me, and so many people I will never meet, who trust me with their time and attention, week after week.

I am so grateful. I will continue to do my best.

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  1. Kelly R Reeder says:
    8 January, 2026 at 5:21 pm

    I appreciate you! I’m doing my best as well. As much as I want to get out and get in the faces of our oppressors, I know I’d be a liability in any situation like that. So I boost the works and words of those more capable. I listen to the Black and Indigenous communities who have the blueprint for this situation. I contribute what I can to mutual aid to protect the most vulnerable in this current hellscape. And it feels like I should do more.

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  2. Josh Neff says:
    8 January, 2026 at 5:22 pm

    You don’t have to be a Social Justice Warrior, you can be a Social Justice Bard, telling tales of hope and inspiration. We all need those.

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  3. Lee Berlin says:
    8 January, 2026 at 5:23 pm

    Thank you Will. I hope we are all doing what we can. It is all so horrible and I often lose heart, but it does help to know that good people like you are in there pitching.

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  4. Ralphb329 says:
    8 January, 2026 at 5:24 pm

    Keep on doing what you are doing. You make a positive difference….

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  5. Heidi McNabb says:
    8 January, 2026 at 5:25 pm

    Your stories are a lifeline in this horrible nightmare. I re listen to yours and Levar Burton Reads as what seems my only way to turn off my brain to sleep – thank you. You matter.

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  6. Sandie says:
    8 January, 2026 at 5:27 pm

    I truly appreciate you Wil!! Thank you for being yourself and helping others in the process!

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  7. Laurie Stoker says:
    8 January, 2026 at 5:27 pm

    I want you to know how grateful I am to read your words. I am also grateful for you, Wil Wheaton. I met you and Anne on the JoCo Cruise a couple of times and you were so nice to me. Thank you! ❤️

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  8. Robin B says:
    8 January, 2026 at 5:29 pm

    I so appreciate what you do Wil. It’s Storytime (and several of your audiobooks) have been such a refuge for me. I don’t know what I’d do without that bit of escape. So yes. You are a great helper! Thank you!!

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  9. JW says:
    8 January, 2026 at 5:41 pm

    Thank you Wil, it helps, it really does

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  10. Elizabeth F Laing says:
    8 January, 2026 at 5:47 pm

    Wil, I’m awkward at entering comments…but please know that you are absolutely a helper. I thoroughly enjoy your readings, and (don’t laugh) I keep ‘Still Just a Geek’ on my phone to have a listen when I need a boost and/or a smile. Thank you 🙂

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  11. Matt McNerney says:
    8 January, 2026 at 5:51 pm

    Thank you for your kindness and ALL of you your help! 🙂

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  12. sahpal says:
    8 January, 2026 at 6:04 pm

    Heart broken. Furious. Despondent. Heart broken. These are the feelings I’m cycling through after the latest horrific news coming out of the U.S. Thank you for being a light in the darkness. Thank you for safe spaces. May we all be safe places for one another. May our light push back the darkness.

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  13. Emily says:
    8 January, 2026 at 6:04 pm

    I remember learning years ago in an American history class that child actor Shirley Temple was very popular, not just because she was talented, but because her movies cheered people up during uncertain political and economic times. That always stuck with me.

    We can’t all be first responders or essential workers, but if we can create joy for ourselves or for other people, then that’s still a form of positivity that the world really needs.

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  14. miraclenoisilyd3cc877d1d says:
    8 January, 2026 at 6:07 pm

    Thank you for being a healer

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  15. Jennifer Callanan says:
    8 January, 2026 at 6:09 pm

    You are most honest and real person I know. More actors and people of influence need to follow your lead. The world be better for it. Keep up the good work.

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  16. Joanna Howard says:
    8 January, 2026 at 6:10 pm

    Thank you for reminding us to look for the helpers—as well as to be one.

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  17. Doreen says:
    8 January, 2026 at 6:17 pm

    Wil thank you for being a helper! No one can do everything, but everyone can do something. Your something matters.

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  18. healy24yang says:
    8 January, 2026 at 6:21 pm

    We can all take any help that anyone can give to help us stay strong and not be discouraged.

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  19. Anna Anima Mund says:
    8 January, 2026 at 6:25 pm

    This is super important, what you do. I am one of those people who find it very hard to get the bad news out of my head, and out of my body. Finding entertainment that allows me release from all the bad things, even if just for a few minutes or an hour, is literally invaluable. It’s a vital tonic. Thank you.

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  20. Niniveh says:
    8 January, 2026 at 6:35 pm

    I had a hard day, after a year of hard days. I was feeling like nobody understands this feeling I have, this complete loss of a sense of safety. What you wrote helped me. I’m a nationalized citizen that has been here for 33 years. I live in constant fear and just thank you for being a helper and entertaining. The distractions are what keeps me from falling apart.

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  21. Tahnee Thon says:
    8 January, 2026 at 6:37 pm

    I feel this in my deepest heart. Thank you. You matter to me.

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  22. Kimberly A. Sturgill says:
    8 January, 2026 at 6:58 pm

    ❤️ you’re an awesome person Wil!!!
    Thank you !!!!

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  23. Lynn says:
    8 January, 2026 at 7:11 pm

    Storytellers have always been humanity’s greatest gift. We encourage, educate, warn, and provide relief. Please continue doing so. And for all those ‘crazy aunts’ and ‘talkative uncles’ who are the family storytellers, the neighborhood grannies and curmudgeonly pops who keep the local stories going, please keep talking and sharing. Keep our history and humanity alive!

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  24. technicolorlilypond says:
    8 January, 2026 at 7:34 pm

    Thank you. This was a healing post to read just at this exact moment in time. You are a blessing.

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  25. thoughtfullybananas5678 says:
    8 January, 2026 at 7:55 pm

    Thank you, Wil, for shining your light into the darkness. It helps more than you know.

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  26. Dan Cormack says:
    8 January, 2026 at 7:57 pm

    Wil. Thank you so much for posting and helping us through these horrible, dark days in the country. Please know that you are making a difference for us and we greatly appreciate all that you do. We all need our beacons of light and you definitely are one.
    Thank you.

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  27. Mimi says:
    8 January, 2026 at 8:10 pm

    YOU ARE A GLIMMER. I need glimmers. We need glimmers.
    WE ARE ALL NEIGHBORS. what is happening is NOT ok. It is ok to feel all the feelings.
    I’m sorry I’ve been busy and haven’t been able to listen to more than 3 new storytimes yet but I hope your numbers are good. KEEP FUCKING SHINING.

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  28. Jeff says:
    8 January, 2026 at 8:14 pm

    Wil, please don’t underestimate the importance of what you do. I have to walk into a classroom tomorrow and act as though everything is okay when it most definitely is not. That’s a little bit easier for me to contemplate having read what you wrote today. Thanks for being a helper.

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  29. quilterina says:
    8 January, 2026 at 8:17 pm

    Your voice is so calming. During these turbulent times I turn to my collection of books you’ve narrated and it calms me. You ARE a helper through and through.

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  30. Raficoso says:
    8 January, 2026 at 8:32 pm

    Exactly. We can’t fix everything, we can’t forget we have strengths. Double down on your strengths. Double down on your chosen battles. Distraction is the secondary enemy that hides behind horror.

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  31. Julie Byers says:
    8 January, 2026 at 8:42 pm

    Thank you, Wil. Every bit helps.

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  32. Pam says:
    8 January, 2026 at 9:53 pm

    Joy and happiness still exist in the world. People quietly doing good works exist in the world. We can all be the helpers for each other. Each little bit we contribute is important to someone else. Thank you for putting your stories out into the world, they are a bright spot when the world is dark.

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  33. Kim says:
    9 January, 2026 at 12:07 am

    Will , thank you so much .This message is just what we need to hear during these crazy times
    in such a cruel world . Thank you for all your help and everything you do its uplifting and inspiring .

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  34. Bex says:
    9 January, 2026 at 1:08 am

    We do what we can, we do the good that is in front of us. We use what we have, talents and resources, and all we can do is what we can.
    Your smiles on social media, your posts, your sharing of support and care, all of those are putting good into the world. Good adds up. It is quieter than all the bad that is roaring around us, but it is not nothing and the world is better for it.
    Hang in there <3 Things are dark and we just have to keep fighting.

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  35. irishmansdiary says:
    9 January, 2026 at 2:41 am

    Thank you. You are helping!

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  36. Jade Threadbear says:
    9 January, 2026 at 4:59 am

    If we all did what we could, there wouldn’t be much left undone. You’re doing your part. I really appreciate Story Time. It is a balm for heartache.

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  37. constance malloy says:
    9 January, 2026 at 7:16 am

    Wil, As I said in a previous comment, Keep Up The Good Fight! Stories are life changers. I’m a storyteller. I come from storytellers. And while I might not be known nation wide, or even state wide, I bring people around me with stories. In fact, all of the craziness has made me committed to a story I’ve been sitting on for 30 years. The time has come to write it. Also, speaking of stories, my husband and I decided last summer was a great summer for our daughter to watch Stand By Me. She has been raised on TNG, and so she was excited to see you in this movie. It changed her, and when she asked where’s the girl story like that, we told her to write it. It is now a goal of hers, and you played a part in igniting that vision in her. So, there’s you helping along a 16 yo old girl in Wisconsin.

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  38. Sara Burkett says:
    9 January, 2026 at 8:01 am

    Wil, you are the eye of the storm, the calm in the midst of insanity. Keep being the light that shines on and out into the world!

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  39. Melissa says:
    9 January, 2026 at 9:47 am

    Having things like your podcast really helps with my anxiety. So thank you. Your are a helper.

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  40. Joel says:
    9 January, 2026 at 10:11 am

    Hey brother, as long as you keep doing what you can and showing up I’ll keep consuming. You are a safe (virtual) presence and I appreciate everything you do and say. Also, take care of yourself during these trying times. Big love to you and your family.

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