In case you missed it, I want you to know about a show I’m doing in a couple weeks, right here in the valley.
So last Spooky Season, I read The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, for the Storytime Patreon subscribers. It was very simple, just me and a microphone, a few Halloween decorations I got at the drugstore to dress up my office. It was deliberately simple, and as far as I can tell, everyone who tuned in enjoyed it. I know that I had a really good time doing it.
When I was thinking about bringing it back this year, I thought it would be fun to try it out on stage, with an audience, this year. My friend owns Geeky Teas in Burbank, and she has a great performance space that I’ve been wanting to use for something, so I did the math and here we are.
The space holds about 70 people, and as of yesterday morning, about half the tickets are sold. That’s more people than I thought would show up, so I’m pretty happy about that. The thing about doing shows in LA is that there are so many shows in LA on any given night, we are all spread out rather thin, and unless you are a massive draw, it always feels like nobody shows up. I’m so delightfully surprised that this room will have more people in it than not who I didn’t bring myself, from my own house, to watch.
The story I picked for this year is The Body Snatcher, by Robert Louis Stevenson. For more information, I’m going to quote myself from a few days ago, to save time:
On October 25, Iโm going to be at Geeky Teas in Burbank for Itโs Storytime With Wil Wheaton, Live. Last year, I did a live reading of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow for our Patreon subscribers, from my office. (Where Iโm sitting right now, actually.) It wasnโt directed, or mastered, or anything like that. It was just me, the story, and a mic (Love you, LeVar). I had a great time doing it, and I got good feedback, so Iโm doing another live reading this year, with an eye toward establishing a yearly tradition. This yearโs classic tale of terror is The Body Snatcher, by Robert Louis Stevenson.
Hereโs a little bit I grabbed from a summary, to entice you:
Every night, four men regularly meet in the small parlour of the George Inn at Debenham: the landlord, an undertaker, the narrator, and an old Scotsman named Fettes. Once educated and comfortably off, Fettes is now a โcrapulous, disreputableโ drunkard. The townspeople call him โthe Doctorโ because he occasionally sets a bone or treats an injury, though little is known about his past.
One winter evening, news arrives that a wealthy local landowner has been struck with apoplexy and that his famous London physician has been telegraphed to come. When the landlord mentions the doctorโs nameโโDr. Wolfe MacfarlaneโโFettes, half drunk moments before, becomes instantly sober. He repeats the name โMacfarlaneโ in shock, then insists, โI must see him face to face.โ The other men watch as the once-listless drunk becomes alert and deadly serious.
The rest of the story is uncovering why Fettes is now a drunk, and what (or maybe who) he is running from. Itโs creepy and even scary at times, and the prose is delicious.
Because this is Stevensonโs most famous horror work after Dr. Jekyll and Mister Hyde, there is a ton of scholarly writing and analysis of it online. Because I am that kind of nerd, of course I dove in and drank deeply from the wells of knowledge I found within. This is a story that, like Sleepy Hollow, was written in response to contemporary events that have been mostly lost to history. When we know the context in which it was written, and the events that inspired it, it gives us (or gave me, at least) an elevated experience and additional appreciation of the material, in addition to a great story. Without turning it into a college lecture, I am thinking about including some of that in the show, the way I record codas after each story for Patreon.
It wonโt be fancy, it wonโt be staged. Itโs literally just me, in a chair, telling you a story for about an hour. There are a couple lighting cues, and thatโs it. Iโm keeping this as simple as possible, because I donโt have time to rehearse and prepare any staging. Iโd rather keep it simple, and feel prepared, than make it complicated and risk feeling like I got in over my head.
Also, Iโm giving serious consideration to taking myself on the road, and playing some smaller theaters with live readings that weโll record for the podcast. This will help me find out if there is any audience for that, if I even feel good reading in front of a live audience, and give me a safe place to stumble a bit, if I need to.
The performance will be streamed live, and archived, for Patreon subscribers, so if you want to watch it but arenโt local, you can join us there for five bucks, which will also give you access to the entire showโs archive, and all our BTS materials, for a month.
When I booked the room, I was fully prepared to play to about a dozen friends, only. That it appears to be on its way to maybe selling out is pretty awesome.
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You’ve found a way back to acting that rather organic. And it skips auditions! Terrific. Let us know if you come to poor ol’ SW Virginia. 8^>
I swear I type “that’s”
Not only will he skip those traumatic auditions, but he’ll be doing something he genuinely loves to do! Also, if you want, you can subscribe to Patreon and get access to it too. I’m also super, super far away and can’t go in person, so I’ll be watching it live and online through that platform!๐
Something I have come to understand and embrace is how much I don’t care for on-camera acting, how much I truly loathe auditioning and will never do it again, and how grateful I am that narrating audiobooks, and working in animation has allowed me to use a skill set that I never wanted to develop, but that I have almost completely mastered.
Yes yes yes please take it on the road and come to Toronto!!! We would love to see you!
Really, my brain isn’t up for drafting much today, and the message I left you on Threads felt so sweet that I’m leaving it here too so you can keep it as a keepsake.
Good morning, Wil! I’m so happy that half the venue’s capacity is already sold out in such a short time! It’s definitely going to be a huge success! Your voice and storytelling skills are incredible. Remember that since I don’t understand the language, when I listen to you without reading it translated, I can tell what’s happening just from your tone of voice! So I catch nuances that people who understand English don’t. ๐
I trust you, you’re going to do a great job that night!
We love you!
My family of four would love to see you at this type of an event. Iโm not sure weโd be able to make the 2 hour drive for this one (if we can, we will!), but if you take it on the road, please come down to the San Diego area!
I swear Iโd go dude.
But thereโs a little thing called several time zones that are in the way. Why donโt you come on over to New York – maybe Symphony Space on the UWS? ๐๐ปโค๏ธ
We will be in New York State at some point before next summer with a Stand By Me Live show, if we get the theatre we hoped to book.
But until then, you can always watch the live stream on Patreon, and I’d love to have you join us
TELL GEEKY TEAS I LOVE AND MISS IT AND PET SOME KITTIES FOR MEEEEEE!
I will deliver appropriate tribute to Mister President.
Huge congrats on the near sellout, Wil! Honestly, hearing how much peace youโve found in audio narration and live readings instead of grinding through traditional on-camera auditions is so wonderful. There is something deeply magical about just sitting in a room with a mic and a good, spooky story without all the Hollywood bureaucracy getting in the way.
Being in Australia I can’t attend in person (which is a double bummer because your friend’s store looks SO COOL) but as I am a Patreon subscriber I will definitely be tuning in to listen from 18 hours in the future.
I love the idea of live story readings, I used to love it when teachers would read to us in classrooms, so why not have the same experience as an adult, right?
Very cool and a fun new twist to the holiday seasons
I would love to catch a show on Oregon if you do go on the road .
Might consider a video link for a larger at home audience. I know Iโve payed for on line events before and watched by link . Donโt know how that setup works on your end .
This sounds so lovely and fun and I’m happy for you about it. If I was local, I’d attend. Break a leg, so to speak. ๐