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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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Author, actor, producer. On a good day, I am charming as fuck.

The w00tstockSD and comic-con 2010 FAQ

Posted on 20 July, 2010 By Wil

In just about 48 hours, I head down to San Diego for w00tstock and Comic-con. Here is my effort to answer questions about both:

w00tstock

Q: Are tickets available?

A: Yes. You can get them from Ticketbastard, or from the box office.

Q: Ticketbastard says there aren't any seats! Do I have to stand for the whole show?

A: No. Ticketbastard is stupid. This is a seated show, for your comfort.

Q: Ticketbastard says the show is sold out!

A: Yeah. Ticketbastard is fucking stupid, an evil corporation that we all hate, and they're lying to you.

Q: Woah. Why so angry?

A: Because it's bullshit that Ticketbastard makes you pay almost as much in fees as you pay for the ticket. I don't know a single performer who doesn't hate that damn company.

Q: So if I buy my ticket at the box office, it costs less, and I don't give any money to an evil corporation you hate?

A: Now you're getting it.

Q: But what if the show sells out before I can get to the box office?!

A: That's always a possibility, but I think it's unlikely. There are a couple hundred seats available right now, so if you get to the box office around the time it opens, you should be fine.

Q: But standing in line sucks.

A: I hear you. However, standing in line for w00tstock means you're surrounded by your fellow nerds! How fun is that?! Someone could, for instance, start an ad-hoc LineCon. You could play games like Zombie Dice and Pieces of Eight! Think about how the possibilities! Also, , and I heard that there may be ice cream for people in line.

Q: WHAT?!

A: Yep. I guess I should say that again –

Q: And put it in bold!

A: Well, I'd never think to do that myself, but since you suggested it … , and I heard that there may be ice cream for people in line.

Edit: Quick addition/clarification to this: Len Peralta, creator of Geek A Week, says, "ThinkGeek will be giving away the cards at SDCC, but at w00tstock, I'll be the one giving them away – when they purchase a poster.  It's a Free Gift with purchase sort of deal."

Q: What if we don't get to the line early? THEN WHAT WILL WE DO?!

A: I don't know, man. It's a big, scary world, filled with uncertainty.

Q: Okay, okay. Fine. So, when does w00tstock start?

A: Doors open at 6:30pm, and the show begins at 7:30pm.

Q: Where is it?

A: 4th and B. You know, you could find all this information out at the w00tstock website.

Q: Is this going to be another one of those 3 hour shows that's really 5 hours?

A: No. We promise it won't be that long. We know you have lots of comic-conning to do, and we won't keep you out too late.

Q: I heard the show is 21 and over. That sucks! Why did you do that?

A: It wasn't our choice, and we didn't know until the venue was booked that it was 21+. We're really sorry that our under-21 fans can't come to the show. Like Save Ferris sang, it sucks to be under twenty-one. (If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty unhappy that my kids can't come and see the show.)

Q: Bah. I don't want my damn wiener kids listening, anyway.

A: I know, right?

Q: So who's in the show, anyway?

A: I'm glad you asked. Here's something I cut-and-pasted from the w00tstock site:

And we’re pleased to announce our first volley of guests:

  • Ukulele-wielding favorite Molly Lewis (sweetafton23)
  • The NERDIST himself, Chris Hardwick
  • Comic book legend Matt Fraction (Uncanny
    X-Men
    and Invincible
    Iron Man
    )
  • Real Rock Star Jason Finn (Presidents
    of the United States
    )
  • Len Peralta, who will once again dream up and draw a
    custom poster LIVE on-stage
  • And singer-songwriter Marian Call
  • Bad Astronomer Phil Plait
  • Rifftrax—Bill Corbett, Kevin Murphy, and Mike Nelson
  • Magician Jamy Ian Swiss
  • Surprise guests!

And of course Wil, Adam, and Paul and Storm will all be performing,
and there will be a meet and greet after the show.

A: Oh, and also? There are surprise guests and other fun things we haven't told you about.

Q: Yeah, I saw that Surprise guests thing in the cut-and-paste. Jesus, Wheaton.

A: Sorry. My bad. I'm excited because I know who the surprise guests are.

Q: Can we record this show?

A: As long as your recording doesn't interfere with anyone else's enjoyment of the show, yes. Also, we ask that you release whatever you record or photograph under the Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share Alike license.

Q: I have a stack of pictures I'd like you to sign after the show. Will you do that?

A: Within reason, we're happy to sign things for you after. I can only speak for myself, but if you bring me a big stack of things, I'm going to tell you to pick one. If I don't do that, it slows down the autograph line (which averages about 2 hours after each show).

Q: What if I wait until the end?

A: The last thing I want to do after performing for three hours and signing for two hours, is sign a big stack of things. I have my limits.

Q: Man, that's a real dick move, Wil Wheaton.

A: I'm sorry you feel that way.

Q: Hey! I'm a different person, and I totally understand!

A: Ah, I see your different font styling. Very nice. Thank you for understanding that I'm a human being with limits! That's awesome.

A: Okay, I think that covers most of the FAQs about w00tstock. If you have more, leave them in comments, and I'll do my best to answer them.

Comic-Con

I'm kind of all over the place at Comic-Con this year. I'm on four different panels across two days, and I'm doing one signing on Friday.

Here's my schedule:

Friday:

11am – 11:45am: signing in the Warner Brothers booth in the exhibitor's hall. I understand that Warner has made some Evil Wil Wheaton posters for me to sign and give away. I'm not sure what their rules are, because I've never signed for a studio like this, but I would expect they'll want me to only sign their stuff.

12:45pm-1:45pm: The Big Bang Theory panel. I'm moderating! I'm going to spend the first few minutes asking the cast and executive producers some questions of my own, then open the floor to fans.

8:45pm: I'm introducing the screening of my episode of Eureka, All The Rage.

Saturday:

11am: I'm on the Leverage panel. Holy shit, I was invited to be on the Leverage panel!

2pm-3pm: I'm on The Guild panel. Axis of Anarchy RULES!

At the moment, that's my entire schedule. There's a small chance I may add one signing on Saturday, but the details of that are being worked out.

You may have noticed that I didn't list the halls where those panels are. That's because I don't know, and I'm counting on someone pointing me in the right direction and telling me, "If something gets in your way … TURN!" I'm sure the program or website can give you the information that you seek.

Okay, that's all for now. If you have on-topic questions, go ahead and ask them here; I'll be here as long as it takes for me to drink this Futuremug of tea, and then back again a little later after I walk my dogs.

The Guild Season Four – Episodes 1 and 2

Posted on 20 July, 2010 By Wil

Season four of The Guild is underway.

Here's episode one:

<br/><a href="http://www.bing.com/videos/browse/originals/the-guild?videoId=9c194351-975c-4b54-9462-e85b3e87af8e&fg=sharenoembed" target="_new"title="Season 4 – Episode 1 – Epic Guilt">Video: Season 4 – Episode 1 – Epic Guilt</a>

And here is episode two:

<br/><a href="http://www.bing.com/videos/browse/originals/the-guild?videoId=d0fa6983-84d4-4ab0-9bbd-933e400be67b&fg=sharenoembed" target="_new"title="Episode 2: Strange Allies">Video: Episode 2: Strange Allies</a>

I wish I could say more about these, but I'm afraid all of my stories and memories are spoilers (or spoiler-adjacent), so I'll just say: I'm incredibly proud of the work we all did this season. Felicia wrote a fantastic script, and everyone in the cast and crew rose to the occasion. I think fans of The Guild are going to love Season Four.

to make something, where nothing was before

Posted on 19 July, 2010 By Wil

"Come float with me in the pool," Anne said.

"I have to write something, first. It should only take a few minutes."

"Okay." She kicked her feet and drifted away.

It was early in the morning, and already over one hundred degrees. A light breeze did nothing to alleviate the heat, but I didn't mind. You don't go to the desert in July on purpose if you want to stay cool.

I opened my notebook and turned to a blank page. A pang of disappointment flashed through me when I only had to turn a few pages before I found one.

"I haven't written nearly enough this year, and it's more than half over," I thought. There are numerous reasons, some of them excuses, some of them explanations, none of them satisfying.

"Well, I'm writing now. That's what matters."

I clicked my pen open, and pressed it against the top of the page. I had to coax the first few words out, like starting an engine that's been left unused for some time, but eventually, they began to flow more freely. Because I was writing longhand for the first time in years, I took  time to consider my words and phrases before committing them to paper, and had a lot of fun while I did it.

Like it so often does, the ending point surprised me and did not arrive when or how I expected. As I saw it approach, though, it was exciting, like picking up a present, and realizing after tearing away a few inches of paper that it something you really wanted was wrapped up inside.

I had only filled up one sheet of my notebook with mostly-legible writing. Words were crossed out in some places, arrows drawn around others reminded me to move things around when I transcribed it for e-mail. I saw that the left margin was smeared in places where the heel of my hand had dragged over the paper. I felt like I'd written much more than I actually
had, and felt a little embarrassed to have been so excited while I did it.

"Sure, it's not very much, but you still made something where there was nothing before, and you had fun while you did it," I told myself, "so go ahead and enjoy it, but just keep it all in perspective. Use this as inspiration to keep writing – and finishing – all those other ideas you keep having."

My notebook has more empty pages than not, and just twenty minutes earlier, that made me feel sad. Looking at them now, though, those empty pages didn't represent the failure, or the fear, or the safety of just not trying … they represented the opportunity – the freedom – to make something where nothing was before.

in place of a title, imagine the sound of a howling wolf

Posted on 18 July, 2010 By Wil

I'm going to be traveling like crazy for the next several weeks, so last week Anne and I took a couple days off to have a quick two day getaway. We went out to this hotel in the desert that we like, and spent about 36 hours sitting by the pool, doing a whole lot of nothing. It was glorious.

The thing about driving out to the desert is that you spend a fair amount of time on the Interstate, where truck stops are as abundant as country and mariachi music on the radio. The thing about going into truck stops is that you get to see some magnificently awful clothing and gift options that would have to be invented, if they didn't already exist.

BEHOLD:

The internet uses every part of the wolf

(Click image to embiggen at flickr.)

If you desperately wanted an apparently hand painted dreamcatcher featuring spirit wolves, horses, and other … things, now you know where to find them.

I sent this picture to Paul and Storm, because something this amazing couldn't be kept to myself. Storm replied, "the internet uses every part of the wolf."

He's right, you know.

marshmallow meeps and an 8-bit wwdn coat of arms

Posted on 13 July, 2010 By Wil

Yesterday, the final two T-shirts in the first round of my collaborations with Jinx were released.

First up, Marshmallow Meeps!

Marshmallow_Meeps 

Like Rules Lawyers, this idea amused me greatly, and I was shocked to discover that someone hadn't done this already. Maybe it's too small a slice of overlap in the Venn Diagram, but I think it'll be pretty popular with the people who get it. I couldn't come up with a description for this, so Jinx did this, which I think is appropriately cute:

Always in season, these tasty marshmallow treats are not to be consumed until all tiles have been placed and all scores are tallied. Low in calories but packed with win, MEEPS are guaranteed to occupy your territories and satisfy your sweet tooth. A fat free gaming piece brought to you by Wil Wheaton and the folks at J!NX. 

The last shirt we did is my favorite of the whole batch. Behold, the WWdN:iX family crest!

WWdN_8-bit_crest 

This wasn't originally in the 8-bit style, but Sean at Jinx thought it would be cool, since their artist Chris Hope does a lot of 8-bit designs. I wasn't sure it would work … right up until the moment I saw it, and realized that it couldn't be done any other way. If enough people ask, we could probably make this into a sticker, or a hat.

The description I wrote for it amuses me:

The actual Wheaton family crest, while historically accurate, isn’t all that awesome, and while it probably reflected something relevant to my ancestors, it feels … well, dated by about 800 years. 

So I asked myself one day, “if I could make a coat of arms for my little portion of the internet – my kingdom, I guess you could all it – what would it look like?”

The motto came to me instantly: “Don’t Be A Dick!” The rest followed quickly, representing the load-bearing pillars of my existence: science, gaming, Sci-Fi, and writing. We wrapped up the whole thing in a classic 8-bit package, and the WWdN Coat of Arms was born.

All my designs are available in basic, women's, and premium (which is a softer fabric, usually American Apparel, with a slimmer cut) and in sizes from S-2XL.

In case you missed them, the other two designs are both RPG-related: My Sword Glows Blue in the Presence of Rules Lawyers, and Never Forget Your Roots. 

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