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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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texts from wife

Posted on 8 November, 2013 By Wil
  • Anne: The weather guy just said there’s a 70% chance of rain tomorrow.
  • Me: I just checked Weather Underground, Weather.com, and the Weather Channel. They all say 79° and sunny.
  • Anne: Yeah, I just checked that too. I think he made a mistake.
  • Me: I think he’s the worst weather guy ever.
  • Anne: I think he’s confused.
  • Me: Yell at the TV that he’s a stupid dummy.
  • Anne: …
  • Me: He won’t hear you, but he’ll know.

fourteen years ago today…

Posted on 7 November, 2013 By Wil

… the best part of my life began.

Anne and Wil Wheaton at their wedding

Happy anniversary, Mrs. Wheaton. I love you the most for one thousand times.

this is how I’m spending the next week

Posted on 6 November, 2013 By Wil

wil wheaton big bang theory script

Suck it, Haters.

Posted on 3 November, 2013 By Wil

Best Ensign On Starfleet Award

I have an official award, fuckers.

Another relic from Wilhouse 13

Posted on 3 November, 2013 By Wil

About a year ago, I cleaned out my garage. I came across dozens of artifacts of a life spent in the television and film industry, as well as clear evidence of my love for nerdy things going back to my earliest years on planet Earth.

I posted pictures of that stuff on Twitter, and I’ve been meaning to collect them all here ever since, but … reasons.

Today, though, I am back in the garage getting everything out of it so I can have it converted into a clubhouse for playing tabletop games, Rock Band, and poker. I’m also putting my homebrewery in there, guaranteeing that it will be the most awesome thing, ever.

I’m almost done. I have probably two more hours of work, so I’ve been peeking into some of the boxes as I move them out onto my patio. This picture was in a box that’s filled with similar memories:

Toy_soldiers_cast

I love that I found this. I have a lot of great memories from working on Toy Soldiers, and the people you see in this picture (and our awesome director, Dan Pietrie, Jr.), are the reason.

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