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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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is there life on mars?

Posted on 31 January, 2008 By Wil

It would appear that I found my motivation, which has been MIA since the end of last year.

The key was answering some questions for an interview I’d agreed to do several weeks ago, but never finished because I was doing other stuff. I knew it had to be done, though, so part of my brain was constantly working on it, while other parts of my brain checked in on its progress, and bugged me to give it the attention it deserved.

If I think of my brain as a computer (and what geek doesn’t, really?) it was like my CPU was maxed out and my machine load was in the double digits, because of this process. Once I closed down everything else and let it finish, performance returned to normal.

With my CPU back to normal, a ton of creative ideas started popping up, so to shake off the cobwebs and stretch the muscles that haven’t moved very much in over a month, I wrote a new ficlet. It got the job done for me, creatively, and it would be okay on its own, but became worthy of mentioning on my blog when two other ficlet writers did sequels. Mine is called A Godawful Small Affair:

“I want to move to Mars, and open up a bar,” Gregor said.

Matti inhaled deeply, and let a cloud of pale blue smoke surround his head.

“What would you call it?” Matti said.

“Moonage Daydream.” Gregor said.

Check it out, and be sure to read both sequels. I think they’re great, and illustrate exactly why Ficlets is  such a great place to take creative risks: I didn’t much care about these characters when I wrote mine, but after reading the sequels and seeing my rough sketches develop some shading and depth, I want to know what happens next. I may even write it myself, once I get my "real" work done.

audio from my performance at phoenix comicon

Posted on 29 January, 2008 By Wil

My performance on Saturday night in Phoenix went very, very well. I performed to a fantastic audience who filled up the room and made me feel cooler than I actually am.

I performed Blue Light Special, from Happiest Days of Our Lives, and I read my review of Justice from TV Squad. I didn’t have the means to record the show myself, but the guys from Pulp Gamer did, and they’ve posted the mp3 on their site.

It’s about an hour, and the second half contains some NSFW language. If you listen carefully, you can hear me turn off my Helio Ocean in the beginning, and turn it back on again at the end. Yeah, someday in the future I’ll remember to turn that off before I go on stage. I also made a reference to The Trade, from Just A Geek, near the beginning. If you’d like to listen to a recording I made of that story during a show in 2005, it’s here.

And now, an mp3 link that will make the googles happy: Wil Wheaton performs from Happiest Days of Our Lives at Phoenix Comicon 2008.

Update: We killed the server pretty fast, so here’s a local mirror in case it goes down again. If you make your own mirror or torrent, let me know and I’ll add it. Thanks!

Download PG-Special_080128.mp3
(41.1 MB 128K MP3)

Patrick G put a copy on Rapidshare. Thanks, Patrick!

Michael S seeded a torrent file at the pirate bay. Thanks, Michael!

Here’s another torrent at mininova from Eric. Thanks, Eric!

the pre-con jitters and ramblings about books

Posted on 24 January, 2008 By Wil

I haven’t written much lately, because there just isn’t that much going on around here that I can talk about. I’m writing a lot — not as much as I want to, but still doing it every day — and I’ve discovered that if I talk with anyone other than Andrew about my ideas, they lose the need to be told.

It’s like I’ve said before: there are these ideas, knocking at the door, trying to get into our world, and the way we writers open that door is by writing the ideas down. I’ve also figured out that, for me at least, talking about story ideas is like looking through the peephole so I can describe what I see, but when I try to open the door by writing, whatever was on the doorstep has vanished.

So I can’t talk about the ideas I have, which is what I’d probably be talking about right now.

I leave for Phoenix Cactus Con tomorrow, and I have these pre-con jitters that I haven’t had in years. I’ve never been to this show, so I don’t know what to expect (though I guess they’re conservatively estimating over 4000 people.) I shipped out 160 Happiest Days, 25 Barefoots, and 25 Geeks yesterday to meet me at my hotel tomorrow afternoon. It seems like an awful lot (and I’m not expecting that I’ll sell them all) but I’d rather deal with getting extras back home, than not having enough to sell. I’m bringing out some 8×10 pictures, too, because people seem to like those.

Once the rain settles down here, I’m going over to the office store to buy some sharpies, and then I’ll start packing up my stuff. I’ve gotten really good at packing for cons over the years. You didn’t need to know that, but occasionally I like to share fun facts that make me seem cooler than I am.

If you’re going to the con, I found out that it’s super affordable to get in: $25 for the whole weekend including preview night tomorrow (I’ll be there for preview night, of course) or $20 on Saturday and $15 on Sunday. You know what rules even more than that? Kids under 10 are free! I love that the promoters are doing this, because it makes it an affordable family activity that allows geekdads and geekmoms to help their little geeklings gain levels in, uh, geek, I guess.

If you’re going to the con, and you’ve never been to a con before, you may want to read my GiR "Concerning Conventions" which I wrote after doing several conventions last year.

Here’s the schedule for Phoenix, by the way:

Friday Preview Night:

6:00 PM to 9:00 PM Vendor Room
6:30 PM to 11:45 PM Programming

Saturday:

10:00 AM to 7:00 PM Vendor Room
10 AM to 11:45 PM Programming <– I’m performing at 8pm! Come see me or I’ll cry.

Sunday:

10:00 AM to 5:00 PM Vendor Room
10:00 AM to 7:00 PM Programming

 

And there’s gaming! Did I mention that there’s gaming? Yeah, there’s gaming, and you can get a gaming-only ticket for just eight bucks. Eight bucks! If I hit a lull in signing and stuff, I am so going to the gaming area. While the leak in my roof would rather I didn’t have a lull, the geek in myself sure would like to play some German games, so I’m trying to convince myself that, either way, I win.

I plan to do a lot of conventions this year, partly because I’d like to fix this leak in my roof and finish some work around my house that’s been delayed for over a year, but mostly because I just love going to cons. I feel at home when I’m at a con, and if I don’t take care of my inner geek by going to conventions, he rebels in the most unsavory of ways. Everything I’ve seen about Phoenix Comic/Cactus Con makes me feel like this is the perfect way to kick off this year.

Semi-related, but on my mind so I’m posting it:

If I don’t finish it tonight, I’ll finish Elizabeth Bear‘s Hammered on the flight tomorrow. I really love this book, and can’t wait to review it. Candidates for the next book include Joe Haldeman’s Camouflage, Charlie Stross’ Atrocity Archives or Halting State, or The Science Fiction Hall of Fame anthology from 1970 that I picked up on your (that’s the royal "your") recommendation. I’m also working my way through Wastelands, which is an awesome post-apocalypse anthology, and perfect for picking up and putting down while you’re "really" reading something else. I’m also considering Spook Country, though after Hammered — which is the first post-cyberpunk novel I think I’ve ever read — I may want to go with something different, like maybe Kelly Link’s Magic for Beginners. Or maybe Coraline, which I’m deeply ashamed to admit I own, but have never read.

I just realized that I really like talking about books. Hm. Nice. Maybe I should get back to writing one.

the geekiest thing i’ve ever posted on my blog

Posted on 23 January, 2008 By Wil

Newsflash: I’m proud to be a geek. I can’t imagine life without comics, hobby games, dice, science fiction, movie soundtracks, and the people who love them. Well, I can imagine it, but it’s just about the most boring goddamn thing I can imagine.

When we were younger, it was cruel and hurtful to call someone a geek. These days, though, it’s a badge of honor, and I’d like to think that I’ve been able to play a very small part in the geek pride movement.

So with that in mind, I now post the geekiest link I’ve ever posted on my blog, everything you ever wanted to know about Retconning, but were afraid to ask.

Retconning comes from "retroactive continuity," meaning "taking the
continuity of your storyline and retroactively changing part of it so
things didn’t happen the way they happened," and there are many ways to
do it. Let’s talk about them together, shall we?

I’ve posted some geeky stuff in the past, but I honestly think this is the geekiest of them all.

(5d12 GP to DJE for the link)

good news, everyone!

Posted on 22 January, 2008 By Wil

Well, good news to everyone who is going to Phoenix Comicon, anyway (which is in just five days, demonstrating how effectively a convention can sneak up on me when I’m doing other things.)

UPS just dropped off 25 copies of Just A Geek and Dancing Barefoot, which I purchased from O’Reilly at great expense to myself and my heirs. So if you’re hoping to get your hands on The Collected Works of Me, Wil Wheaton, we’ll probably be able to exchange shiny gold rocks for bound collections of dead trees and words.

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